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(Independent)   Looks like Prince Tampon will finally have his day in the sun   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Commonwealth, Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, Head of state, prime minister, major Commonwealth summit, Prime minister, two-day Commonwealth Heads, Pierre Trudeau  
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2018-04-20 12:33:33 AM  
I had forgotten all about that comment.
 
2018-04-20 01:34:00 AM  
I read the headline and instantly thought of Jared Kushner, I had never heard of 'tampon-gate' until I googled 'Prince Tampon' just now.
 
2018-04-20 03:04:59 AM  
He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!
 
2018-04-20 04:00:46 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!


You should have ended that comment with a period.
 
2018-04-20 04:07:01 AM  

doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!

You should have ended that comment with a period.


I did. But the period had a string attached.
 
2018-04-20 04:09:09 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!

You should have ended that comment with a period.

I did. But the period had a string attached.


Ah.  Sorry to rag on you.
 
2018-04-20 04:23:41 AM  

doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!

You should have ended that comment with a period.

I did. But the period had a string attached.

Ah.  Sorry to rag on you.


No prob. I usually just soak it right up.
 
2018-04-20 06:33:38 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!

You should have ended that comment with a period.

I did. But the period had a string attached.

Ah.  Sorry to rag on you.

No prob. I usually just soak it right up.


You guys are really padding out this thread.
 
2018-04-20 06:38:48 AM  
*menstrual joke*
 
2018-04-20 06:40:06 AM  
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DNRTFA... don't care... you can't make me.
 
2018-04-20 06:42:52 AM  
Those royals are always so stuck up, always wanting to get all up in someone's business.

He's going to make a bloody mess out of the House of Windsor.
 
2018-04-20 06:44:53 AM  
He is up tight, out of sight, and in the groove, baby.
 
2018-04-20 07:07:24 AM  
Well, her dog just died, so
 
2018-04-20 07:28:01 AM  
Still think he should have named his first born Upton.  Then the would have been Up, Chuck and Di.
 
2018-04-20 07:35:52 AM  

grokca: Still think he should have named his first born Upton.  Then the would have been Up, Chuck and Di.


What's up Chuck?
It's vomit.
 
2018-04-20 07:38:35 AM  
I wish it would be Prince Harry to be next in line to take the title. He's more entertaining and likeable.
 
2018-04-20 07:39:13 AM  
Not my headline, but this is an ancient Fark photoshop submission of mine...
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Seems relevant.
 
2018-04-20 07:56:24 AM  
An unprecedented move? Isn't this the first, or at most second time ever they'll be picking a new leader?
 
2018-04-20 08:27:05 AM  
Charles's dick i rumoured to be blue. Apparently because he kept sticking it in Di.
 
2018-04-20 08:55:04 AM  

Parrahs: An unprecedented move? Isn't this the first, or at most second time ever they'll be picking a new leader?


Oh, I get it, we're talking about the Commonwealth, which must mean something to someone.
 
2018-04-20 09:22:46 AM  
I bet he has to have new towels after he washes his hands because they look like a used maxi-pad..
 
2018-04-20 09:29:23 AM  

Fireproof: Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!

You should have ended that comment with a period.

I did. But the period had a string attached.

Ah.  Sorry to rag on you.

No prob. I usually just soak it right up.

You guys are really padding out this thread.


You all are bloody hilarious. The bleeding edge of comedy.
 
2018-04-20 10:44:36 AM  

MythDragon: Fireproof: Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: doyner: Farking Clown Shoes: He's gonna have his red letter day! No strings attached!

You should have ended that comment with a period.

I did. But the period had a string attached.

Ah.  Sorry to rag on you.

No prob. I usually just soak it right up.

You guys are really padding out this thread.

You all are bloody hilarious. The bleeding edge of comedy.


Don't cramp their style.
 
2018-04-20 11:10:45 AM  
Lies
 
2018-04-20 11:39:47 PM  
I actually hadn't heard about the tampon thing before.

Transcript, for those of you who also hadn't:

Charles: "Oh god. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!"
Camilla: (Laughs.) "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?" (Both laugh). "Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers."
Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck!" (Laughs.)
Camilla: "You are a complete idiot!" (Laughs.) "Oh, what a wonderful idea!"


Britain, you have a fix for this shiat.  Time to end the monarchy.
 
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