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(KMOV St. Louis)   Hotel waffles: serious business   ( kmov.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Friday the 13th, Sansone, victim, Vincent Sansone, Sansone attack, English-language films, unknown victim, breakfast bar  
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4723 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2018 at 5:02 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-04-17 04:25:38 AM  
He additionally pointed out to police that the date was "Friday the 13th" and he hears "voices" in his head

CHI CHI CHI, HA HA HA
 
2018-04-17 05:06:27 AM  
And did anyone get the waffles out of the iron before it set off the fire alarm, brought the fire department, sent the guests to the parking lot ?

/Been evacuated from hotels on 3 separate occasions due to waffle-iron mishaps.
 
2018-04-17 05:19:08 AM  
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2018-04-17 05:27:37 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: And did anyone get the waffles out of the iron before it set off the fire alarm, brought the fire department, sent the guests to the parking lot ?

/Been evacuated from hotels on 3 separate occasions due to waffle-iron mishaps.


I don't recall any waffle iron smoke detector problems at my hotel, but we used to get a few alarms off the toaster a few years back.. I think we improved ventilation in the breakfast area.
 
2018-04-17 05:29:14 AM  

Alphax: Feel_the_velvet: And did anyone get the waffles out of the iron before it set off the fire alarm, brought the fire department, sent the guests to the parking lot ?

/Been evacuated from hotels on 3 separate occasions due to waffle-iron mishaps.

I don't recall any waffle iron smoke detector problems at my hotel, but we used to get a few alarms off the toaster a few years back.. I think we improved ventilation in the breakfast area.


And Google says that hotel is about 21 min. away from mine.
 
2018-04-17 05:43:03 AM  
....LaQuinta Inn, Independence, OH - BEST hotel waffles in the world.
 
2018-04-17 05:51:22 AM  
Maybe waffle guy took the last of the tide pods.
 
2018-04-17 05:58:14 AM  
Love those hotel waffles. I don't think they're worth stabbing over though.
 
2018-04-17 05:59:00 AM  
Only waffles that matter are Belgian waffles.

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If Waffles was a country, their king would be Belgian.  Pancakes would only be working in-country with a temporary visa.
 
2018-04-17 06:02:00 AM  
There was that one time a drunk guy, after being told that no, he couldn't make a midnight waffle, went ahead and made one anyway.  He snuck some batter out of the kitchen, turned the iron on.. then forgot to come back for it.

The alarms didn't go off, but the result was so burnt and baked on, that no one else could use the waffle iron for the next few days.
 
2018-04-17 06:18:50 AM  
This looks like a job for...

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2018-04-17 06:30:22 AM  
...after he stabbed a subject with a pair of scissors while they were making a waffle at a hotel last Thursday.

Wait, were they both making the same waffle?  Awkward sentence construction is awkward.
 
2018-04-17 06:46:09 AM  
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not amused
 
2018-04-17 06:56:01 AM  
The Hotel Waffle Incident is my all Spaghetti Incident covers album..That no one will buy either..
 
2018-04-17 07:10:22 AM  
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2018-04-17 07:36:21 AM  
Hello O'Fallon, it's me again, that guy who moved away from you. How are you doing? Oh well, that's an answer alright.
 
2018-04-17 07:37:39 AM  
So the voices in his head told him to bring a pair of scissors to breakfast?
Weirdly enough, I believe that was once a sketch on 'Funny or Die'...
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2018-04-17 07:45:02 AM  
While I love those mid range hotel waffles, on our trip to the Grand Canyon last week we saw the next stage in breakfast bar technology...a pancake machine.
 
2018-04-17 08:08:52 AM  
Should have went here
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2018-04-17 08:16:32 AM  
Hotel waffles are serious business.

Last time I was out on the road with the family we stopped to crash at a Super 8 just north of the Alabama state line, with the promise of new mattresses. (They were, and it was very comfortable.) But I'm not sure what kind of clientele the place usually gets, because the Patel who ran the place had a serious case of PTSD about the breakfast room. When we got up in the morning, he wouldn't even let my wife and teenagers make their own damn waffles because he was too scared she was going to make a mess. He made it for them.

One day a few months later for shiats & giggles I went to look the place up to see what kind of reviews it had, and it had switched its franchise to Motel 6.

Motel 6 doesn't offer breakfast.
 
2018-04-17 08:51:36 AM  
I gotta get me one of those hotel waffle machines.  Punch a button and a few minutes later, poof! - a waffle falls on my plate.  Almost as good as a flying car, but not quite.
 
2018-04-17 08:56:29 AM  
Not much for breakfast. Gimme a runny egg on a slab and some coffee and I'm grand.

But, we did at one point live on Belgian waffles and goat cheese. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
 
2018-04-17 09:30:05 AM  
Suspect muttered: "Leggo my Eggo"....
 
2018-04-17 11:39:27 AM  
Rock, Paper, Moron ...
 
2018-04-17 12:41:51 PM  
Can't wait to discover that the guy wasn't a guest at the hotel, and that the hotel's about to be sued into bankruptcy for basically letting a nutter wander in off the street to stab a guest with scissors.
 
2018-04-17 12:50:13 PM  

exparrot: While I love those mid range hotel waffles, on our trip to the Grand Canyon last week we saw the next stage in breakfast bar technology...a pancake machine.


I tried that on a recent trip.  The technology needs work.  Pretty much like this:


Holiday Inn Express Pancake Machine FAIL
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2018-04-17 01:38:55 PM  

eyeq360: Should have went here
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I haven't had a good Blue Waffle in ages.
 
2018-04-17 03:09:20 PM  
Put some bacon in that batter..now thats a lobby waffle.
 
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