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(The Indy Channel)   "Pet raccoon, stoned off of too much weed, brought to Indianapolis firehouse. Confusion ensues"   ( theindychannel.com) divider line
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2018-04-17 12:30:41 AM  
I have done some weird things to raccoons, but I've never given one too much weed, and I've never brought one to a firehouse.  I'll have to update my to-do list.
 
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2018-04-17 02:40:11 AM  

davidphogan: I have done some weird things to raccoons, but I've never given one too much weed, and I've never brought one to a firehouse.  I'll have to update my to-do list.


They weren't sure what it actually was, TFA goes from weed, to meth, to heroin.  My guess is it was weed, but who knows.

Proud of a local news outlet for reporting on it though, and letting us know about the raccoon hijinks.
 
2018-04-17 04:26:59 AM  
I guess marijuana must be a gateway drug. This raccoon went from weed to meth to heroin (seriously, did the raccoon inject itself?) in the space of one article. That or raccoons simply have no self-control at all.
 
2018-04-17 04:41:37 AM  
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2018-04-17 05:11:27 AM  
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2018-04-17 05:44:33 AM  
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This is a picture of my pet racoon, Becky. She used to be a happy, popular racoon until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please don't give racoons marijuana. Don't let your racoons wind up like Becky.
 
2018-04-17 06:10:32 AM  
The poor raccoon. I hope he is OK. He should bite his stupid owners.
 
2018-04-17 06:36:01 AM  

Unobtanium: [imagesvc.timeincapp.com image 400x536]

This is a picture of my pet racoon, Becky. She used to be a happy, popular racoon until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please don't give racoons marijuana. Don't let your racoons wind up like Becky.


Hey, enough with your fake information, Unobtanium!  I'm tired of these bullshiat attempts to create hysteria.  Everyone knows you inject marijuanas.  You are not fooling anyone, pal.
 
2018-04-17 06:43:24 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Hey, enough with your fake information, Unobtanium!  I'm tired of these bullshiat attempts to create hysteria.  Everyone knows you inject marijuanas.  You are not fooling anyone, pal.


Username checks out.
 
2018-04-17 06:44:00 AM  
That headline right there is a Louden Wainwright song.
 
2018-04-17 08:15:23 AM  
This story was all over the news this morning.  I bet they played like seven times before I left for work at 6:15.
 
2018-04-17 09:03:48 AM  
Didn't they have any Allman Brothers?
 
2018-04-17 09:31:13 AM  
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2018-04-17 09:32:56 AM  
I like that once it got to the guy who had to apply the narcan to a racoon was like "yeah, I'm out"

I think seeing a stoned raccoon would have some hilarious possiblities...
Raccoons on meth however seems to be headed for some bold trouble and possible long term damage...
 
2018-04-17 10:09:27 AM  
"from someone else's marijuana..." yeah, right ok, um-hmm, sure,
 
2018-04-17 10:39:31 AM  
433:  They weren't sure what it actually was, TFA goes from weed, to meth, to heroin.  My guess is it was weed, but who knows.

Based on the number of marijuana overdoses that have been verified, I'm going with meth.
 
2018-04-17 10:58:42 AM  

vudukungfu: That headline right there is a Louden Wainwright song.


You can't say that without posting the song.
DEAD SKUNK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD - LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III
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2018-04-17 11:26:38 AM  

edmo: 433:  They weren't sure what it actually was, TFA goes from weed, to meth, to heroin.  My guess is it was weed, but who knows.

Based on the number of marijuana overdoses that have been verified, I'm going with meth.


Based on it being Indiana I am also going with meth.
 
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