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2018-04-16 05:45:17 PM  
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2018-04-16 06:01:07 PM  
YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA!!!!!!

Instant classic.
 
2018-04-16 06:07:44 PM  
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Would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
 
2018-04-16 06:11:53 PM  
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2018-04-16 06:12:19 PM  
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This Jason dude is a bit of a coont.  I mean this is hilarious, but holy shiat, enjoy your job search asshole.
 
2018-04-16 06:13:04 PM  
Isn't this whole thing a parody account?
 
2018-04-16 06:16:13 PM  
I hope this greens. We need to milk this for all it's worth.
 
2018-04-16 06:16:52 PM  

RJReves: I hope this greens. We need to milk this for all it's worth.


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2018-04-16 06:18:08 PM  

RJReves: I hope this greens. We need to milk this for all it's worth.


These milk jokes could sour quickly, though.
 
2018-04-16 06:19:54 PM  
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2018-04-16 06:21:39 PM  
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2018-04-16 06:30:21 PM  
We've been re-watching The West Wing and for some reason I can't stop hearing Josh say this, I assume during sexy time.
 
2018-04-16 06:42:03 PM  
(•_•)
<) )╯ VEGAN
  /  \

\(•_•)
  ( (> TROLLS
  /  \

 (•_•)
 <) )> DESIST!
  /  \

This needs to live on.
 
2018-04-16 06:46:06 PM  
I'm following

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2018-04-16 06:50:47 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: RJReves: I hope this greens. We need to milk this for all it's worth.

These milk jokes could sour quickly, though.


Yoghurt me there
 
2018-04-16 06:54:34 PM  
faaaaaake

but still amusing
 
2018-04-16 06:56:47 PM  

jamspoon: North_Central_Positronics: RJReves: I hope this greens. We need to milk this for all it's worth.

These milk jokes could sour quickly, though.

Yoghurt me there


It's curdling..
 
2018-04-16 06:58:44 PM  
Some context: massive pub chain Wetherspoon's announced today that they're closing all their social media accounts.
 
2018-04-16 06:59:59 PM  

dr_blasto: faaaaaake

but still amusing


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2018-04-16 07:04:18 PM  

RJReves: jamspoon: North_Central_Positronics: RJReves: I hope this greens. We need to milk this for all it's worth.

These milk jokes could sour quickly, though.

Yoghurt me there

It's curdling..


There puns are so quick they zip pasteurize
 
2018-04-16 07:23:32 PM  

postnobills: Some context: massive pub chain Wetherspoon's announced today that they're closing all their social media accounts.


I had noted a topical element to the tweets
 
2018-04-16 07:25:37 PM  
Fake, but I lol'd at "Donna your a farking pie."
 
2018-04-16 08:55:42 PM  

RJReves: I hope this greens. We need to milk this for all it's worth.


If it doesn't, an admin should get creamed

/Who needs phrasing?
 
2018-04-16 08:57:44 PM  
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2018-04-16 09:03:59 PM  

NateAsbestos: Fake, but I lol'd at "Donna your a farking pie."


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2018-04-17 12:17:43 AM  
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2018-04-17 12:22:09 AM  
I get the feeling Donna and Jason will soon be discussing that abortion he wants her to have.
 
2018-04-17 01:50:55 AM  
Well, I'm not buying British milk anymore.
 
2018-04-17 01:54:46 AM  
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2018-04-17 01:56:58 AM  
Aphex Twin - Milk Man
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2018-04-17 01:58:10 AM  
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2018-04-17 02:00:23 AM  
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I'm not really sure if she is into man milk anyway

/NTTIAWWT
 
2018-04-17 02:01:03 AM  
Dude don't fark with the Milk Marketing Board! Don't you all remember what happened to Danny Bennett?
 
2018-04-17 02:11:54 AM  

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Wow! I missed your point but she is super cute.
 
2018-04-17 02:11:54 AM  

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This Jason dude is a bit of a coont.  I mean this is hilarious, but holy shiat, enjoy your job search asshole.


This can't be real.

/can it?
 
2018-04-17 02:17:04 AM  
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2018-04-17 02:19:01 AM  

NINEv2: Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 632x556]
This Jason dude is a bit of a coont.  I mean this is hilarious, but holy shiat, enjoy your job search asshole.

This can't be real.

/can it?


If it's on the internet, no.
If it's on Fox News, roflcopter.
 
2018-04-17 02:40:55 AM  
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2018-04-17 02:42:23 AM  

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That show made me feel like I was watching TV with a fever.  I miss it.
 
2018-04-17 02:46:23 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA!!!!!!

Instant classic.


Man Milk or Moo Milk quiz. Very, very, very unsafe for work, unless you're Jason in which case you probably don't give a shiat any more.
 
2018-04-17 02:48:03 AM  
Headline is 10x funnier if read in the voice of the narrator from the Super Friends.
 
2018-04-17 02:49:17 AM  

NINEv2: This can't be real.


I don't think it is. The "British Milk Council" doesn't seem to exist, except for this twitter account.
 
2018-04-17 02:49:56 AM  
There is absolutely no whey that is real.
 
2018-04-17 03:00:19 AM  
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2018-04-17 03:08:57 AM  
Just popped in to say "Donna, your a farking pie" is the most beautifully British insult I've evr heard.
 
2018-04-17 03:17:07 AM  

orbister: JasonOfOrillia: YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA!!!!!!

Instant classic.

Man Milk or Moo Milk quiz. Very, very, very unsafe for work, unless you're Jason in which case you probably don't give a shiat any more.


I only got 12 of 16. Guess I need a glass of milk and to blow a load before taking that quiz again.
 
2018-04-17 03:27:34 AM  
Ian Rush will sort it out, or he can fark off to Accrington Stanley.
 
2018-04-17 04:03:01 AM  
Looks like a parody account.
 
2018-04-17 04:36:54 AM  

luckyeddie: Ian Rush will sort it out, or he can fark off to Accrington Stanley.


Who are they?
 
2018-04-17 05:20:20 AM  

Lard: luckyeddie: Ian Rush will sort it out, or he can fark off to Accrington Stanley.

Who are they?


Exactly!
 
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