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(Chron)   Space heater catches fire at elderly man's home in SE Houston. "Bite my shiny metal ass' found written on a wall of the house   ( chron.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Family, space heater, Senior Capt. Greg, Old age, Real estate, Father, Gabrielle Laney, elderly man  
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2018-04-16 10:02:16 PM  
You can't heat space, man.
 
2018-04-16 11:12:03 PM  
Baby I'm Drunk

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2018-04-17 01:36:30 AM  
Done in two.
 
2018-04-17 01:39:51 AM  
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2018-04-17 01:47:59 AM  
Why do they even sell space heaters here on Earth?

I guess it is Houston, but come on.
 
2018-04-17 02:13:54 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why do they even sell space heaters here on Earth?

I guess it is Houston, but come on.


Some oblate-spheroid-earther probably told them the Earth is actually *in* space.

HA!! that's a knee slapper.
 
2018-04-17 02:36:10 AM  
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2018-04-17 04:38:13 AM  
Maybe he needed it. Maybe he had a lot of closet space to heat.
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2018-04-17 05:21:25 AM  
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2018-04-17 05:28:10 AM  
I don't get it.

/love Futurama
 
2018-04-17 07:15:24 AM  
Holy pop-ups!
 
2018-04-17 10:20:24 AM  
"my dad is nothing but 78 years old"

I'm sure that helps his sense of self-worth.
 
2018-04-17 11:54:53 AM  
Read whole article

Did not see the "shiny ass" quote
 
2018-04-17 11:57:23 AM  
Spaceheater: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

/I don't know why
 
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