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(New York Daily News)   Colon blows a perfect no-no   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2018-04-16 03:20:55 PM  
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2018-04-16 04:35:28 PM  
Has he lost any weight... nope.

Damn baseball really is a sport for everyone.
 
2018-04-16 05:11:10 PM  

Gubbo: Has he lost any weight... nope.

Damn baseball really is a sport for everyone.


Much like you, though, his right arm and wrist are still strong and supple.
 
2018-04-16 05:24:41 PM  

IlGreven: Gubbo: Has he lost any weight... nope.

Damn baseball really is a sport for everyone.

Much like you, though, his right arm and wrist are still strong and supple.


Jokes on you fellow farker. I'm a lefty.
 
2018-04-16 05:25:42 PM  
A perfect game by definition is automatically a no-no. Redundant headline.
 
2018-04-16 05:32:45 PM  
Colon is an inspiration to old fat guys everywhere.  Good on him!
 
2018-04-16 05:43:55 PM  
Colon blows a perfect no no just increased his trade value.

/that's all the rangers care about
 
2018-04-16 06:01:10 PM  

Gubbo: Damn baseball really is a sport for everyone.


Yeah, but there ought to be a constitutional amendment that says old fat pitchers have to play in the NL. Because I like entertainment.
 
2018-04-16 06:20:16 PM  

Gonz: Gubbo: Damn baseball really is a sport for everyone.

Yeah, but there ought to be a constitutional amendment that says old fat pitchers have to play in the NL. Because I like entertainment.


And yet you never know how that will turn out:

Colon launches a blast for first career homer
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2018-04-16 06:25:12 PM  
Last person to play for the Expos still in the bigs.
 
2018-04-16 07:58:12 PM  

Gubbo: IlGreven: Gubbo: Has he lost any weight... nope.

Damn baseball really is a sport for everyone.

Much like you, though, his right arm and wrist are still strong and supple.

Jokes on you fellow farker. I'm a lefty.


How's your career going?
 
2018-04-16 09:53:12 PM  
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2018-04-17 10:10:46 AM  
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If god would have wanted you to have a perfect game, he would have miracled your ass with one.
 
2018-04-17 04:13:03 PM  

Cyberluddite: Gonz: Gubbo: Damn baseball really is a sport for everyone.

Yeah, but there ought to be a constitutional amendment that says old fat pitchers have to play in the NL. Because I like entertainment.

And yet you never know how that will turn out:



As a non-baseball person, for the most part, I lived for Colon posts here on Fark. Almost made me want to watch baseball and go to a Twins game when he signed for them.

His "web gems" are great.

Colon makes a superb behind-the-back play
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