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2018-04-16 03:51:46 PM  
Researchers are combining automated text analysis with machine learning (computers that can learn from experience without being programmed) to classify a variety of mental health conditions from natural language text samples such as blog posts.

Such classification is already outperforming that made by trained therapists.


Great...now we can look forward to Siri asking us about our mother.
 
2018-04-16 04:39:08 PM  
Those with symptoms of depression use significantly more first person singular pronouns - such as "me", "myself" and "I"

So "De La Soul" was depressed?  They didn't seem like it.
 
2018-04-16 08:21:03 PM  
I'd post, but what's the point?
 
2018-04-16 10:03:40 PM  

Diogenes: Researchers are combining automated text analysis with machine learning (computers that can learn from experience without being programmed) to classify a variety of mental health conditions from natural language text samples such as blog posts.

Such classification is already outperforming that made by trained therapists.

Great...now we can look forward to Siri asking us about our mother.


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2018-04-16 10:54:25 PM  
Huh. I've never bothered to submit a story, since I already know it's a waste of effort.. why bother if it will never be greenlit, anyway?

Farker since 2009, lurking since 2002... probably not changing anytime soon. I guess that puts me in the slight majority, since most on this site only read without commenting, followed by those who comment.. I'm pretty sure most Farkers never bother submitting headlines, either.
 
2018-04-16 10:57:46 PM  
Today's greenlights were depressing
 
2018-04-16 10:58:40 PM  
I meant "minority", obviously... not that it farking matters.
 
2018-04-16 10:59:20 PM  

Diogenes: Researchers are combining automated text analysis with machine learning (computers that can learn from experience without being programmed) to classify a variety of mental health conditions from natural language text samples such as blog posts.

Such classification is already outperforming that made by trained therapists.

Great...now we can look forward to Siri asking us about our mother.


Wait... then what are they proofing against?
 
2018-04-16 11:03:11 PM  
I've personally given up on submitting links to Fark. Just not worth the feelings of rejection.
 
2018-04-16 11:03:23 PM  

UberDave: Those with symptoms of depression use significantly more first person singular pronouns - such as "me", "myself" and "I"

So "De La Soul" was depressed?  They didn't seem like it.


Wouldn't that be more of a case of narcissism?

/also, good job, Subby.
 
2018-04-16 11:03:37 PM  
 
2018-04-16 11:04:27 PM  
Meh.
 
2018-04-16 11:05:36 PM  
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2018-04-16 11:09:32 PM  
Little practical information for me to find others of my kind.

Not that I really want to talk to those sad sacks anyway.
 
2018-04-16 11:10:15 PM  

Diogenes: Researchers are combining automated text analysis with machine learning (computers that can learn from experience without being programmed) to classify a variety of mental health conditions from natural language text samples such as blog posts.

Such classification is already outperforming that made by trained therapists.

Great...now we can look forward to Siri asking us about our mother.


So.... how does that make you feel?
 
2018-04-16 11:11:22 PM  
It's farking hilarious when my five month old daughter doesn't even make me smile.
 
2018-04-16 11:11:43 PM  
Me, myself, and I got a headache now from trying to read all that crap.
 
2018-04-16 11:11:52 PM  
I sometimes get bothered that I seem to start most of my sentences with 'I', but then again who else would I want to talk about this much?
 
2018-04-16 11:12:38 PM  
fark it I'm going to have another beer
 
2018-04-16 11:16:39 PM  
Why bother commenting? No one cares about my opinion.
 
2018-04-16 11:18:26 PM  
"So far, personal essays and diary entries by depressed people have been useful, as has the work of well-known artists such as Cobain and Plath"

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2018-04-16 11:19:36 PM  
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/have a day
 
2018-04-16 11:20:58 PM  
So sad people say sad stuff and happy people say happy stuff.

Uh-huh uh huh.

Got it.
 
2018-04-16 11:30:00 PM  

dewihafta: I've personally given up on submitting links to Fark. Just not worth the feelings of rejection.


Don't avoid rejection. Seek it out, and thrive on its dying coals of inadequacy and uselessness. That's what I'd do if I could.
 
2018-04-16 11:33:08 PM  

Fukuzawa: Little practical information for me to find others of my kind.

Not that I really want to talk to those sad sacks anyway.


I don't mean to make things worse but we didn't find you worthy and frankly we don't think you can learn the handshake.
 
2018-04-16 11:37:05 PM  

dewihafta: I've personally given up on submitting links to Fark. Just not worth the feelings of rejection.


People probably just spam the filters and hope for the best with their "alt army" I submitted something just yesterday and didnt even get a glance from anyone it seemed. But I also dont care to hangout here 24/7 on 2 or more accounts stalking myself to balance the "smart and funny" votes. People didnt do that much a decade ago that I recall, we used to be a tighter and nicer community. At least it was funner back when everyone wasnt cranky and trying to belittle you for typos or speaking your mind.
 
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