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(Mirror.co.uk)   App matches music to your rhythm during sex. Men get the "Minute Waltz", women get the "Unfinished symphony"   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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6 days ago  
IRON BUTTERFLY IN- A-GADDA-DA-VIDA IN HD BEST FULL VERSION
Youtube ZCkHanF4v1w


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6 days ago  
What happens when the app says, The Impossible Dream?
 
6 days ago  
Step 1:  Fill iPhone with Enigma and Portishead
Step 2:  Install app
Step 3:  Date gets serious
Step 4:

-Yakety Sax- Music
Youtube ZnHmskwqCCQ
 
6 days ago  
Minute Waltz?

Sorry, subby, but my days of going twice in a row are long gone.
 
6 days ago  
The Nokia ringtone is usually enough for me.

/Don't judge me.
 
6 days ago  
Beck - Satan Gave Me a Taco
Youtube 8RSTbT7BByM
 
6 days ago  
Bad Brains with Leonard Nimoy - Pay To C*m
Youtube rqQtoMyi2xQ
 
6 days ago  
Fark should assemble the ultimate playlist for this app.  Might I suggest:

TV Song By Ministry
The Monster Mash
The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round
Feeling Groovy
o  Leonard Nimoy's cover of If I had a Hammer
The Stars and Stripes Forever
 
6 days ago  
Astrud Gilberto-One note samba
Youtube JDzWWmscbt8
 
6 days ago  
Where have all the Cowboys Gone
o  The Throne Room March from Star Wars Episode IV
The Flintstones theme song (original or B52s version)
o  The Minions' Banana song
Oklahoma!
The Rainbow Connection
We Built This City
The Final Countdown
 
6 days ago  
Seriously, until you've done it to the Muppet theme song you haven't lived.
 
6 days ago  
Gilbert O'Sullivan - Alone Again (original version)
Youtube D_P-v1BVQn8
 
6 days ago  
Honestly, great headline. But you're definitely over-estimating some of us.
 
6 days ago  

Xcott: o  Where have all the Cowboys Gone
o  The Throne Room March from Star Wars Episode IV
o  The Flintstones theme song (original or B52s version)
o  The Minions' Banana song
o  Oklahoma!
o  The Rainbow Connection
o  We Built This City
o  The Final Countdown


2112 - RUSH
Smothered Hope - Skinny Puppy
Oh Yeah - Art of Noise
One Punch Man theme
If I had a heart - Fever Ray
Cat Groove - Pavrov Stellar
 
6 days ago  
'The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down' Through the Years! (Looney Tunes) - UPDATED!
Youtube XwiQVKOrejo
 
6 days ago  
I swear, if I hear the Benny Hill theme one more time...
 
6 days ago  
Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4

Giggity
 
6 days ago  
That's going to put off my significant other. She doesn't even like Weird Al.
 
6 days ago  
Handjobs to "Through the Fire and Flames"?
 
6 days ago  
Muscat Love--Capt & Tennelle
You Light Up My Life--Debbie Boone
At Seventeen--Janis Ian
Fernando--ABBA
 
6 days ago  
Fanfare for the Common Man
 
6 days ago  
The Liberty Bell March - John Philip Sousa
Youtube l6Dd0EaEbqg
 
6 days ago  
disco duck
Youtube 97RjuC9YeXg
 
6 days ago  
What rhythm?
 
6 days ago  

Nick Nostril: What rhythm?


fark without rhythm, you won't attract the worm
 
6 days ago  
Now this is quality journalism!
 
6 days ago  
Wait, subby, is that [ˈminit] Waltz or [mīˈn(y)oot] Waltz? I want to know how I'm being insulted.

All pronunciations courtesy of Bing, the search engine for porn™.
 
6 days ago  
A horse with no name
 
6 days ago  

Snarfangel: Wait, subby, is that [ˈminit] Waltz or [mīˈn(y)oot] Waltz? I want to know how I'm being insulted.

All pronunciations courtesy of Bing, the search engine for porn™.


whynotboth.jpg
 
6 days ago  

ObscureNameHere: Xcott: o  Where have all the Cowboys Gone
o  The Throne Room March from Star Wars Episode IV
o  The Flintstones theme song (original or B52s version)
o  The Minions' Banana song
o  Oklahoma!
o  The Rainbow Connection
o  We Built This City
o  The Final Countdown

2112 - RUSH
Smothered Hope - Skinny Puppy
Oh Yeah - Art of Noise
One Punch Man theme
If I had a heart - Fever Ray
Cat Groove - Pavrov Stellar


The Foo Fighters, Big Me
Barnes & Barnes, Fish Heads
Aqua, Barbie Girl
Händel's Messiah, Hallelujah Chorus
Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque
 
6 days ago  
a FARKers theme song Eric Carmen's "All By Myself"
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  

Cheron: [YouTube video: The Liberty Bell March - John Philip Sousa]


Yeah, but it might get kinky about 52 seconds in.

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6 days ago  
Satisfaction

DEVO or Stones, either version works
 
6 days ago  
Finnish guy teaches how to disco
Youtube ZJj6d5QSYaE
 
6 days ago  
Props to anyone who gets "Ode to Joy" or the Hallelujah Chorus.
 
6 days ago  

Xcott: ObscureNameHere: Xcott: o  Where have all the Cowboys Gone
o  The Throne Room March from Star Wars Episode IV
o  The Flintstones theme song (original or B52s version)
o  The Minions' Banana song
o  Oklahoma!
o  The Rainbow Connection
o  We Built This City
o  The Final Countdown

2112 - RUSH
Smothered Hope - Skinny Puppy
Oh Yeah - Art of Noise
One Punch Man theme
If I had a heart - Fever Ray
Cat Groove - Pavrov Stellar

The Foo Fighters, Big Me
Barnes & Barnes, Fish Heads
Aqua, Barbie Girl
Händel's Messiah, Hallelujah Chorus
Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque


Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565 - Bach
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
Five Get Over-Excited - The Housemartins
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
Peaches -  The Stranglers
People are People - Depeche Mode
Symphony No. 9 - Dvořák
 
6 days ago  
Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk
Youtube b1z4JfxFb6c
 
6 days ago  
I like a little polka while I poke ya.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
Isn't Bolero the gold standard?
 
6 days ago  
I only use Flight of the Bumblebee.
 
6 days ago  
Close To The Edge?

/username checks out
 
6 days ago  
So how was the date last night?

Well, everything was going great until that app found my Eddie Van Halen guitar solo remix...
 
6 days ago  

Gleeman: So how was the date last night?

Well, everything was going great until that app found my Eddie Van Halen guitar solo remix...


A guitar solo is like premature ejaculation. You know it's coming, and there's nothing you can do about it.
 
6 days ago  
Me in college...

LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex
Youtube 0ImRyPymRAM
 
6 days ago  
Me now...

Lucille (2006 Digital Remaster)
Youtube vGzidXvVi3M
 
6 days ago  
Price is right losing horn
Youtube 9Jz1TjCphXE
 
6 days ago  
1920 Pneumatic Circus Calliope
Youtube aYAsVvmU6gk
 
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