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2018-04-16 12:51:06 PM  
Banksy's doing some weird shiat these days.
 
2018-04-16 12:54:59 PM  
How the Hell does that "appear to be seven feet tall?"    Is the nearby door 14 feet high?
 
2018-04-16 01:11:50 PM  
Is the photo blurry? Fake.
 
2018-04-16 01:30:32 PM  
Who's a good puppy!?

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2018-04-16 04:52:59 PM  
Chupacabra
 
2018-04-16 04:53:04 PM  
It's a streetlight.
 
2018-04-16 04:54:58 PM  
I wouldn't cry about it.
 
2018-04-16 04:55:01 PM  
The blurry photo

Because of course it is.
 
2018-04-16 04:55:13 PM  
So what movie needs viral marketing this time?
 
2018-04-16 04:55:14 PM  
Mangy mountain lion or jaguar and you can't see the tail or it is missing.
 
2018-04-16 04:55:39 PM  
Werewolves of Argentina.

*As foretold by prophecy.
 
2018-04-16 04:56:13 PM  
Probably a puma or bear with mange.
 
2018-04-16 04:56:33 PM  
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It's escaped and become sentient
 
OOF
2018-04-16 04:56:54 PM  
Of course, there is only the one photo of the creature, and it was originally posted to YouTube by an account called UFOmania

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2018-04-16 04:57:38 PM  
Looks like an emaciated mountain lion.
 
2018-04-16 04:57:43 PM  

mr_larry: Chupacabra


Yes
 
2018-04-16 04:57:45 PM  

Xcott: How the Hell does that "appear to be seven feet tall?"    Is the nearby door 14 feet high?


Probably the same way they measure bears - if it stood on it's hind legs.  Presumably to sip tea.
 
2018-04-16 04:58:04 PM  

Destructor: Werewolves of Argentina.

*As foretold by prophecy.


It's hair was perfect.
 
2018-04-16 04:58:22 PM  
^Its
 
2018-04-16 04:58:32 PM  

blatz514: Who's a good puppy!?

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2018-04-16 04:58:40 PM  
littlefoot?
 
2018-04-16 05:00:52 PM  

cgraves67: Mangy mountain lion or jaguar and you can't see the tail or it is missing.


Yeah, can't tell about coloring in the picture, I thought mountain lion earlier, but I quick GS tells me that Jaguars are common in Argentina so I'm leaning that way now.

// GIS for 'skinny jaguar' brought up a bunch of images of blue jeans. And one sketch...

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2018-04-16 05:01:47 PM  
Looks like it's painted on the wall. Or it has the magical ability to not cast a shadow.
 
2018-04-16 05:02:28 PM  
'Shopped'. Look at the legs, they do not match very well (the shapes are odd).
 
2018-04-16 05:02:50 PM  
A shaved bear will look like that. Underfeed it and it would have that look.
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2018-04-16 05:05:05 PM  
If it's not video, it's fake.

Even if it is video, it's probably fake.
 
2018-04-16 05:05:18 PM  
Of course a picture and not a video because of the street lights and everything
 
2018-04-16 05:05:21 PM  
Shaved, malnourished Malamute?
 
2018-04-16 05:06:10 PM  

Sharksfan: Xcott: How the Hell does that "appear to be seven feet tall?"    Is the nearby door 14 feet high?

Probably the same way they measure bears - if it stood on it's hind legs.  Presumably to sip tea.


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2018-04-16 05:07:22 PM  

lordargent: cgraves67: Mangy mountain lion or jaguar and you can't see the tail or it is missing.

Yeah, can't tell about coloring in the picture, I thought mountain lion earlier, but I quick GS tells me that Jaguars are common in Argentina so I'm leaning that way now.

// GIS for 'skinny jaguar' brought up a bunch of images of blue jeans. And one sketch...

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If it's mangy, then it has little-to-no fur, and coloration is moot. A bear would have too much belly pooch. It's definitely feline. Argentina has mountain lions too, particularly in the Andes and Patagonian regions.
 
2018-04-16 05:07:53 PM  
Michael Vick seen setting up traps in the area.
 
2018-04-16 05:13:00 PM  
You too can make convincing UFO monster pictures and videos for the internet!
1) Make image is blurry
2) Make sure image is pixelated
- If it's a video, make the clip short and out of focus
It's easier to hide flaws that way
- Use a potato to film subject
- Shake the camera so people can't see details
- Profit
5) Get famous for lying to people
6) Profit
8) Adobe Premier FTW
 
2018-04-16 05:17:47 PM  
Well, it is killing pit bulls, so it's not all evil.
 
2018-04-16 05:18:50 PM  
I think I've seen this somewhere:

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2018-04-16 05:21:33 PM  
Since it is so blurry is it Sasquatch's pet?
 
2018-04-16 05:26:43 PM  
A severe case of mange will make an animal look unrecognizeable.
If you want to listen to an awesome podcast that talks all about it check out Monster Talk.
 
2018-04-16 05:29:05 PM  
and I've seen a lot of 'shops in my time
 
2018-04-16 05:29:21 PM  
There is either a monster or someone with Photoshop skills terrorizing Argentina

I thought Pence was in Peru.

/Or the situation room
 
2018-04-16 05:29:49 PM  

madgonad: A shaved bear will look like that. Underfeed it and it would have that look.
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Shaved bears is the name of my Queen cover band.
 
2018-04-16 05:31:14 PM  

cgraves67: If it's mangy, then it has little-to-no fur, and coloration is moot.


Yeah, I was thinking there might be a few tufts left though. Then again, in that state, whatever fur remains might be dirty enough to hide the original color.

Hmmmm hairless cat eh?
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2018-04-16 05:34:15 PM  

LordJiro: So what movie needs viral marketing this time?

 
2018-04-16 05:39:09 PM  
Looks too much like Lupin from Azkaban.

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2018-04-16 05:40:07 PM  
The Fast Show - That's Amazing -3- Monster
Youtube 9zdmqV2iDN8
 
2018-04-16 05:51:08 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: mr_larry: Chupacabra

Yes


Chupastreetlight.
 
2018-04-16 06:00:04 PM  

Xcott: How the Hell does that "appear to be seven feet tall?"    Is the nearby door 14 feet high?


Cop Math.

Like, they would call their 3-inch pecker a full 9, because they measure from the a-hole.
 
2018-04-16 06:19:20 PM  
Serves them right. Consider it payback for Maradona's 'hand of god' goal against shiaton, you cheating bastards.
 
2018-04-16 06:21:19 PM  

luckyeddie: Serves them right. Consider it payback for Maradona's 'hand of god' goal against shiaton, you cheating bastards.


*shiaton

Oh, perhaps the Fark filter was right after all.
 
2018-04-16 06:22:34 PM  
Testing testing... Paris Hilton

Peters Hilton

Peter shiaton
 
2018-04-16 06:23:17 PM  
Bollocks.

/hangs head
 
2018-04-16 06:33:47 PM  
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