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(Click Orlando)   Pygmy whale dies after stranding itself on Florida beach. Jumbo shrimp, military intelligence to attend funeral   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
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2018-04-16 01:22:33 PM  
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2018-04-16 02:22:08 PM  
Was it this guy?

The Fastest Cancelled Kid's Cartoon Ever
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2018-04-16 06:26:05 PM  
It will be buried in a sanitary landfill.
 
2018-04-16 06:29:13 PM  
Trump better hope he ain't mistaken for one when he hits the beach at Mar-A-Lago.
 
2018-04-16 06:30:06 PM  

gopher321: [img.fark.net image 142x142][img.fark.net image 191x100]


Exactly how is this related to the current POTUS? Or are you still triggered?
 
2018-04-16 06:34:56 PM  
Possibly I've seen too much
Hangar 18 I know too much
 
2018-04-16 06:36:03 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Exactly how is this related to the current POTUS? Or are you still triggered?



I think he is making a rebus for oxy morons?

You know, kind of like "Trump Organization"?
 
2018-04-16 06:36:52 PM  
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"That's an oxymoron!"

 
2018-04-16 06:36:53 PM  
Will there be accordion music?
 
2018-04-16 06:40:24 PM  
They prefer the term "Little Cetacean" to pygmy
 
2018-04-16 06:40:33 PM  
Don't forget that "Political Integrity" will be there too.
 
2018-04-16 06:42:44 PM  
Yeah, or Swiss cheese.
 
2018-04-16 06:44:14 PM  
All the other whales use to laugh and call him names.
 
2018-04-16 06:45:39 PM  
Whale Blows Up - WITH DYNAMITE(1970)
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2018-04-16 06:53:33 PM  
Biggie Smalls literally unavailable for comment
 
2018-04-16 07:04:02 PM  
there were indicators of heart disease, a common cause of death in pygmy sperm whales

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Not mine.

Cowgirl T, maybe?
 
2018-04-16 07:28:10 PM  

NotTheBestDad: unfarkingbelievable: Exactly how is this related to the current POTUS? Or are you still triggered?


I think he is making a rebus for oxy morons?

You know, kind of like "Trump Organization"?


This is the funniest and smartest comment of the day.
 
2018-04-16 08:03:24 PM  
How is the Sperm Whale?
 
2018-04-16 08:06:29 PM  

NotTheBestDad: unfarkingbelievable: Exactly how is this related to the current POTUS? Or are you still triggered?


I think he is making a rebus for oxy morons?

You know, kind of like "Trump Organization"?


Account activation status checks out, angry SJW.
 
2018-04-16 08:21:38 PM  
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                             RIP Pigmy
 
2018-04-16 08:30:43 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: NotTheBestDad: unfarkingbelievable: Exactly how is this related to the current POTUS? Or are you still triggered?


I think he is making a rebus for oxy morons?

You know, kind of like "Trump Organization"?

Account activation status checks out, angry SJW.


Calling trump a moron makes one am sjw??
 
2018-04-16 08:31:19 PM  
Even though its pretty ugly, a small crowd is expected to attend the service which will be taped live.
 
2018-04-16 08:37:33 PM  

ox45tallboy: [img.fark.net image 600x338]
"That's an oxymoron!"


Gee doc, you shouldn't a aughta said that.
 
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2018-04-16 08:48:56 PM  
I hope General Specific and Private Public are also invited.
 
2018-04-16 09:02:36 PM  
Probably voted Progressive Conservative last election.
 
2018-04-16 09:41:55 PM  

Invincible: ox45tallboy: [img.fark.net image 600x338]
"That's an oxymoron!"

Gee doc, you shouldn't a aughta said that.


Poole was right! You're an ox, and a moron!
 
2018-04-16 10:09:48 PM  
The eulogy was written with Microsoft Works
 
2018-04-17 04:08:33 AM  

ArkAngel: The eulogy was written with Microsoft Works


By a honest politician
 
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