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(NHL)   The Buds couldn't bloom in the Gahden, can they at home? Do we stick a pitchfork in the Devils, are they all but done? Will the Preds dominate the high ground in Denver? Maybe the Ducks can win on the road? Pucks @7:00, 7:30, 10:00 & 10:30ET   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2018-04-16 08:08:18 AM  
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2018-04-16 08:29:55 AM  
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2018-04-16 08:33:33 AM  
GO LEAFS!!
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2018-04-16 08:55:29 AM  
Yuck. The Devils better hold serve or else my bracket is going to go all Virginia.
 
2018-04-16 09:39:09 AM  
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2018-04-16 09:53:05 AM  
Go Perds.
 
2018-04-16 10:00:24 AM  
Go Bolts!
 
2018-04-16 10:01:24 AM  
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2018-04-16 10:02:06 AM  
The worst thing about the Golden Knights being thisclose to knocking out the Kings is rooting for them is still better than rooting for whomever they'd play in the second round. Boo Ducks, and boo Sharks.
 
2018-04-16 10:03:45 AM  
Yes. Yes. Yes. & Yes. Why do you ask questions that all have the same answer, Subby?
I was already tired of dealing with snow this year and we are due to get another 20 cm in the next 24 hours, WTF?
 
2018-04-16 10:06:02 AM  
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2018-04-16 10:06:04 AM  

Ronin Around: Yes. Yes. Yes. & Yes. Why do you ask questions that all have the same answer, Subby?
I was already tired of dealing with snow this year and we are due to get another 20 cm in the next 24 hours, WTF?


20 cm?  Is that moose speak for Canadian Molsons?
 
2018-04-16 10:06:40 AM  

Ronin Around: we are due to get another 20 cm in the next 24 hours, WTF?


How many hogs heads on the barrel deep is that?
 
2018-04-16 10:14:06 AM  
I go to bed and the Kings lose.

That's the f*ckin' way she goes, boys.

/haha instagreen
//again
 
2018-04-16 10:18:36 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Ronin Around: Yes. Yes. Yes. & Yes. Why do you ask questions that all have the same answer, Subby?
I was already tired of dealing with snow this year and we are due to get another 20 cm in the next 24 hours, WTF?

20 cm?  Is that moose speak for Canadian Molsons?


Yep
 
2018-04-16 10:22:38 AM  
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Tuesday.... Good Luck until then Hockey Farkers.
 
2018-04-16 10:23:15 AM  

Thrash Master Flash: [img.fark.net image 425x305]
Tuesday.... Good Luck until then Hockey Farkers.


You'd think Flair would be a Carolina fan.
 
2018-04-16 10:27:24 AM  

LucklessWonder: Thrash Master Flash: [img.fark.net image 425x305]
Tuesday.... Good Luck until then Hockey Farkers.

You'd think Flair would be a Carolina fan.


Flair is a fan of whoever picks up the bar tab.
 
2018-04-16 10:27:49 AM  
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2018-04-16 10:28:32 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.      Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Shut Up, Pierre.
5.      Shut Up, Milbury.
6.      Too Much Man.
7.      Intermission GIF Party.
8.      Random Pretty Girls.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Sharks in 6.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
24.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
25.   Pics of Dinner.
26.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
27.   Badge Talk.
28.   Token Post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Glass Pounders.
30.   {Team} because {Player}
31.   Mocking Canadians.
32.   Mocking Americans.
33.   Fark Cancer.
34.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
35.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
36.   Cindy Criesby.
37.   Don Cherry's Suits.
38.   Mocking Ovechkin.
a.      Bartender, the Ovechkin cocktail.  It's a White Russian on Ice with No Cup.
b.      Controller Disconnected GIF.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Arrogant Habs fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2018-04-16 10:30:56 AM  
Go Predators!
 
2018-04-16 10:32:40 AM  
I just took a gander at the queue.  They actually greened two threads for the NBA.  So I guess that tool from the other night should be happier than pigs in shiat.
 
2018-04-16 10:36:49 AM  

LucklessWonder: Thrash Master Flash: [img.fark.net image 425x305]
Tuesday.... Good Luck until then Hockey Farkers.

You'd think Flair would be a Carolina fan.


He's almost always at Bruins games in Boston, screaming away whenever the home team scores.

/No, I know
 
2018-04-16 10:56:07 AM  

buckeyebrain: I just took a gander at the queue.  They actually greened two threads for the NBA.  So I guess that tool from the other night should be happier than pigs in shiat.


For the most part, the first round of the NBA playoffs is hot garbage. It's 110-80 snoozefests with the #8 team waving the mercy flag at half time. Conference finals and finals are usually really good.  For the most part the exact opposite of the first round of the NHL playoffs where the opening rounds are awesome but by the final, most teams are just so beat up. Although, this year there have been a loooooooooooot of blowouts early.
 
2018-04-16 11:00:56 AM  
Getting electrocuted on a table at the moment, hope to be back in time for puck drop

/PT baby
//WOOOO
 
2018-04-16 11:06:59 AM  
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2018-04-16 11:10:15 AM  

soopey: For the most part the exact opposite of the first round of the NHL playoffs where the opening rounds are awesome but by the final, most teams are just so beat up.


This is why I'm a bit torn on the current NHL playoff bracket structure.

On one hand, it is doing it's intended job of providing very juicy first round matchups. Just look at this year, Pens/Flyers, Leafs/Bruins, Sharks/Ducks, Jets/Wild. That's half the first round matchups with good, solid rivalries.

On the other hand, the high cost of those great opening matches is two-fold
a) Good teams go home earlier than they should because they face more difficult opponents than they would have under the old system.
b) The new system virtually guarantees a low-seed makes it to the Cup final, which may or may not be a good matchup in the end.
 
2018-04-16 11:12:17 AM  
Babs undoing some of the line mixing he did Saturday, top line back together, Tomas Plekanec in Kadri's spot with Marleau back to the wing and Moore in on the 4th line.  I'd feel better about this if we'd seen any sign of Peckanec improving any since he's been here. But at least the lines are mostly back to normal, the nearly whole season chemistry is gold, and hey, maybe he'll pull a reverse Spiderman: With greater responsibility comes great power (?) AND didn't he used to make his living chirping Bergeron all night for that other team? I'd like to see someone a little beefier against Marchand than Marner, but it's a fantastic lesson for the kid, full on trial by fire.
 
2018-04-16 11:30:22 AM  

Ronin Around: Yes. Yes. Yes. & Yes. Why do you ask questions that all have the same answer, Subby?
I was already tired of dealing with snow this year and we are due to get another 20 cm in the next 24 hours, WTF?


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2018-04-16 11:58:37 AM  

sno man: Ronin Around: Yes. Yes. Yes. & Yes. Why do you ask questions that all have the same answer, Subby?
I was already tired of dealing with snow this year and we are due to get another 20 cm in the next 24 hours, WTF?

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2018-04-16 12:52:47 PM  
Suddenly I miss noon starts
 
2018-04-16 12:57:08 PM  
{inserttiredwornoutmeme} Wooo, hockey {/inserttiredwornoutmeme}
 
2018-04-16 03:47:32 PM  
Expecting the Leafs to come out flying and take this game, if nothing else out of fear of the fan base tearing them apart like so many foxes by the hounds. Heading to Toronto for business. No bruins gear on as I'd like to avoid confrontation, but I'll be watching-always watching..

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2018-04-16 04:07:50 PM  

Fochstockings: Expecting the Leafs to come out flying and take this game, if nothing else out of fear of the fan base tearing them apart like so many foxes by the hounds. Heading to Toronto for business. No bruins gear on as I'd like to avoid confrontation, but I'll be watching-always watching..

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Bring a hard hat. Ice falling off the CN tower has postponed the Blue Jays game and is part of the reason Maple Leaf Square is closed for the outside viewing party.
 
2018-04-16 04:12:27 PM  

sno man: Fochstockings: Expecting the Leafs to come out flying and take this game, if nothing else out of fear of the fan base tearing them apart like so many foxes by the hounds. Heading to Toronto for business. No bruins gear on as I'd like to avoid confrontation, but I'll be watching-always watching..

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Bring a hard hat. Ice falling off the CN tower has postponed the Blue Jays game and is part of the reason Maple Leaf Square is closed for the outside viewing party.


Woah! Not a way I'd want to go! Hoping the hotel bar will accommodate me.

Thanks for the heads up'
 
2018-04-16 04:13:00 PM  
And now, a live look outside the ACC

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2018-04-16 04:34:49 PM  
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2018-04-16 05:08:32 PM  
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2018-04-16 05:20:41 PM  
Pre-game badge post. Off work for a few day, and away from reliable internet.
Enjoy the games and consume suitable beverages, my friends.
 
2018-04-16 05:23:00 PM  

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Dart guy landed a radio show Saturday and Sunday afternoons, the surprising bit is he's actually not bad.
 
2018-04-16 05:27:22 PM  

sno man: ytterbium: [img.fark.net image 360x165]

Dart guy landed a radio show Saturday and Sunday afternoons, the surprising bit is he's actually not bad.


That's quite awesome.
 
2018-04-16 05:32:28 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Pre-game badge post. Off work for a few day, and away from reliable internet.
Enjoy the games and consume suitable beverages, my friends.


I hope you're getting some R & R, enjoy the break.
 
2018-04-16 05:43:01 PM  
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2018-04-16 05:59:33 PM  
Got a fresh bottle of vodka, a pack of smokes, bacon mac and cheese, and else nothing to do.  Let's Hockey.
 
2018-04-16 06:10:26 PM  

andychrist420: Got a fresh bottle of vodka, a pack of smokes, bacon mac and cheese, and else nothing to do.  Let's Hockey.


Mrs Soopey has become sensitive to lactose. I think I miss making mac and cheese the most. Lasagna a close second.
 
2018-04-16 06:12:05 PM  

andychrist420: Got a fresh bottle of vodka, a pack of smokes, bacon mac and cheese, and else nothing to do.  Let's Hockey.


That sounds amazing. I have coffee and civil service until 9pm. Blargh.
 
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I wish I had the time to Photoshop him holding a carrot or something healthy.
 
2018-04-16 06:29:26 PM  
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Soon
 
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