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(News.com.au)   Argument between two golfers leaves a hole in one   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2018-04-16 02:38:17 AM  
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2018-04-16 05:29:32 AM  
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 Victorian Man,
Matt the Ripper
 
2018-04-16 05:31:00 AM  
I was hoping it would mimic an episode of CSI. Stabbing with a broken club shaft, as opposed to some knifey spoony.
 
2018-04-16 06:47:59 AM  
Nice one, subby 😁
 
2018-04-16 07:08:30 AM  
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2018-04-16 07:30:23 AM  
HOTY contender.
 
2018-04-16 07:33:41 AM  
 
2018-04-16 07:34:15 AM  
A whole in one, is luck. A whole in two, is skill....
 
2018-04-16 07:35:20 AM  

steklo: A whole in one, is luck. A whole in two, is skill....


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A hole in one is luck, A hole in two is skill.

/there, all better
 
2018-04-16 07:43:38 AM  
I love TFA's headline "Matthew McKay jailed for 20 months over stabbing at golf course". Like, goddammit Matthew McKay! Such a Mathew McKay thing to do.
 
2018-04-16 08:01:57 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: towatchoverme: HOTY contender.
CopypastaOTY, but whuteva.

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'bout par for the course, isn't it?
 
2018-04-16 08:09:27 AM  
If only they had guns.

Anyways, stomping golfballs into the green sounds fun.
 
2018-04-16 08:42:50 AM  

Summoner101: Farking Clown Shoes: towatchoverme: HOTY contender.
CopypastaOTY, but whuteva.

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'bout par for the course, isn't it?


You, I like.
 
2018-04-16 08:54:07 AM  
"Smith and Wesson knife "
Damn assault knives!
 
2018-04-16 09:44:14 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: towatchoverme: HOTY contender.
CopypastaOTY, but whuteva.

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but who's counting?

/now tell me more about this copypasta
 
2018-04-16 09:58:03 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: towatchoverme: HOTY contender.
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IT'S NEW TO ME DAMMIT
 
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2018-04-16 10:10:52 AM  
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2018-04-16 10:22:49 AM  
Too bad the victim wasn't named Juan.
 
2018-04-16 10:28:14 AM  
a good golfer always must be patient.
 
2018-04-16 10:41:31 AM  

Scoop84: Too bad the victim wasn't named Juan.


-Donald Trump, every time something bad happens to a white person
 
2018-04-16 10:54:51 AM  
I believe he stabbed 2 people, so this whole thing is just a fail sandwich.

TURN OUT THE LIGHTS EVERYBODY GO HOME
 
2018-04-16 12:02:29 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: If only they had guns.

Anyways, stomping golfballs into the green sounds fun.


You sir, are no longer allowed at Bushwood Country Club.
 
2018-04-16 12:17:15 PM  
According to TFA, these are the 3rd and 4th friends he has stabbed. His name in prison should be StabbyMcStabface.
 
2018-04-16 04:50:18 PM  
Bogans gonna bogey.
 
2018-04-16 05:36:59 PM  

steklo: A whole in one, is luck. A whole in two, is skill....


That's a lot of a-holes.
 
2018-04-16 05:48:57 PM  
It's hard to hit without slicing
 
2018-04-17 02:22:09 PM  
Oh look, this joke again.
 
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