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2018-04-16 12:15:52 AM  
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2018-04-16 12:16:44 AM  
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2018-04-16 12:17:02 AM  
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2018-04-16 12:27:02 AM  
The Chinese are threatened by large penises?
 
2018-04-16 12:29:22 AM  
Authorities have not released further information about the man's motives or what happened to him.

Nor will they. Ever.
 
2018-04-16 12:30:21 AM  
Perhaps Mighty Penis will come to save the day.
 
2018-04-16 12:33:43 AM  
Could get rather pokey in the throat area.

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2018-04-16 12:35:45 AM  

FatherDale: Authorities have not released further information about the man's motives or what happened to him.

Nor will they. Ever.


Chinese organ transplant wait list just got a whole lot shorter.
 
2018-04-16 12:37:50 AM  
Given that it's from The Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of pens, airplanes, and the Chinese.
 
2018-04-16 12:38:26 AM  
How long before TSA watches Rick and Morty, and start drugging passengers into being passive?
 
2018-04-16 12:40:12 AM  
If only she had an anal bum cover. Failing to invent one is my greatest regret.
 
2018-04-16 12:40:24 AM  

GypsyJoker: Given that it's from The Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of pens, airplanes, and the Chinese.


I just checked to see if my penis really exists.

/I'm at a solid 'probably'.
 
2018-04-16 12:59:24 AM  

HighZoolander: GypsyJoker: Given that it's from The Daily Fail, I now doubt the existence of pens, airplanes, and the Chinese.

I just checked to see if my penis really exists.

/I'm at a solid 'probably'.


If it's solid, then you might want to upgrade that to "definitely".
 
2018-04-16 01:05:00 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Could get rather pokey in the throat area.

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Yeah pokey enough to piss someone off. Not nearly pokey enough to punch through a trachea. Maybe if sharpened enough to slice into the carotid or jugular if it's a very very high quality expensive fountain pen. Certainly not a dollar bin Chinese one. You could do way more damage with a sharpened pencil.
 
2018-04-16 01:07:45 AM  
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2018-04-16 01:16:18 AM  

aseras: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Could get rather pokey in the throat area.

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Yeah pokey enough to piss someone off. Not nearly pokey enough to punch through a trachea. Maybe if sharpened enough to slice into the carotid or jugular if it's a very very high quality expensive fountain pen. Certainly not a dollar bin Chinese one. You could do way more damage with a sharpened pencil.


Wanna volunteer to try it?
 
2018-04-16 01:18:43 AM  
Casino - Is this your pen?
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Seems relevant.
 
2018-04-16 02:03:28 AM  
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2018-04-16 02:38:09 AM  
Soon to be banned due to it's name...
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2018-04-16 04:14:09 AM  
Prohibiting pens on aircraft won't work out on incoming flights to Hawaii. We have to fill out agriculture forms and the airlines are stingy, make you use your own pen. Next.
 
2018-04-16 07:09:14 AM  
Didn't fountain pens go out of favor somewhere in the middle of the twentieth century? Did he bring this one or did he take it from another passenger? Wouldn't a nice retractable ball point pen be a better weapon since a nice hollow tube stuck into a juggler would probably empty somebody out fairly quickly?
 
2018-04-16 07:13:24 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: Didn't fountain pens go out of favor somewhere in the middle of the twentieth century? Did he bring this one or did he take it from another passenger? Wouldn't a nice retractable ball point pen be a better weapon since a nice hollow tube stuck into a juggler would probably empty somebody out fairly quickly?


What do you have against jugglers?

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2018-04-16 08:31:00 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: since a nice hollow tube stuck into a juggler would probably empty somebody out fairly quickly?


Or a mime...
 
2018-04-16 08:52:06 AM  

FatherDale: Authorities have not released further information about the man's motives or what happened to him.

Nor will they. Ever.


I want to know why he demanded that a plane flying to Beijing land safely at a different city in China.

Couldn't handle a long connection wait?
 
2018-04-16 09:23:24 AM  
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2018-04-16 09:39:28 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: Didn't fountain pens go out of favor somewhere in the middle of the twentieth century?


Many people still use them, especially in Europe and Asia. I went to high school in Switzerland in the late 80s, and we used cheap disposable fountain pens for our everyday work. I use a fountain pen to this day. They just write better - plus, they're elegant.
 
2018-04-16 09:44:24 AM  
I've gotta ask you about the penis mightier. Guzzy it up however you want, what matters is, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?
 
2018-04-16 10:06:57 AM  
I nearly missed the flight I'm on roght now because the TSA felt that my bag of protein bars and lo-cal snacks were so dangerous that every single item needed to be wiped and tested.
🙄

/Getting a kick
//Friend has flown with a scalpel for 100+ flights...no problem from TSA
 
2018-04-16 10:08:27 AM  
right*
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2018-04-16 10:18:53 AM  

aseras: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Could get rather pokey in the throat area.

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Yeah pokey enough to piss someone off. Not nearly pokey enough to punch through a trachea. Maybe if sharpened enough to slice into the carotid or jugular if it's a very very high quality expensive fountain pen. Certainly not a dollar bin Chinese one. You could do way more damage with a sharpened pencil.


Most martial artists will tell you that a pen or pencil is a very effective weapon that you can keep on your person at all times. When I fly, it is with a mechanical pencil in my shirt pocket so that a) I look like a nerd and b) I'm prepared for when a rabid flight attendant attacks me. Many mechanical pencils have very pointy metal tips which makes them more effective than lead pencils (where the tip may break or dull) or most pens which have a rounded tip. This post is not to be construed as advice to bring a mechanical pen on board with the intent to use it as a weapon.
 
2018-04-16 10:40:18 AM  

FlashHarry: Benjimin_Dover: Didn't fountain pens go out of favor somewhere in the middle of the twentieth century?

Many people still use them, especially in Europe and Asia. I went to high school in Switzerland in the late 80s, and we used cheap disposable fountain pens for our everyday work. I use a fountain pen to this day. They just write better - plus, they're elegant.


My brother repairs vintage fountain pens as a hobby.
 
2018-04-16 10:41:56 AM  
prince of peas:
Most martial artists will tell you that a pen or pencil is a very effective weapon that you can keep on your person at all times.

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2018-04-16 10:47:57 AM  
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2018-04-16 10:49:14 AM  
Tubes, they can put everyone is their own tube for the flight. This way they can jam more people into each flight.
 
2018-04-16 12:13:38 PM  
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2018-04-16 12:31:40 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Could get rather pokey in the throat area.

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Not any more than a ballpoint or rollerball, in fact less so. Fountain pen nibs are actually rather delicate, if you were going to stab somebody a metal bodied ballpoint would do a much better job.
 
2018-04-16 12:55:59 PM  
Still amazed that if you sit in first class, they have forks and knives, and use sharp corkscrews to open bottles.  I guess terrorists don't fly first class.
 
2018-04-16 02:19:00 PM  

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i lol'd  (really like that show, although this season is a bit odd)

bet it wasn't a tactical pen, tho.

Look out, he's got an UZI!!!(pen)

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2018-04-16 03:45:52 PM  
mightier than a light-saber, mine is...
 
2018-04-17 05:07:45 AM  

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I can't believe how many posts it took to get to that joke.
 
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