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(The Scottish Sun)   Can you still join the Mile-High Club if three drunk strippers get into a catfight on your flight? Hell yes, there's video   ( thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-04-15 11:40:01 PM  
The Geometrics Of Kitten Fighting
Youtube ID4l9x_PGXY
 
2018-04-15 11:46:47 PM  
This is the Mile High Flight Club, and it is open to anybody.
 
2018-04-16 12:06:02 AM  
SOLO NAVIGATOR CLUB!
 
2018-04-16 01:19:31 AM  
The best part is that nobody notices that you've got your hand down your pants.
 
2018-04-16 01:22:41 AM  

WelldeadLink: [YouTube video: The Geometrics Of Kitten Fighting]


I want that 1:47 of my life back.
 
2018-04-16 01:23:00 AM  
They look and sound a little young to be strippers, even with their faces blurred.  I would have guessed fourteen, fifteen, but the Sun might have changed that detail so it's readership would feel less pervy.

Then again, maybe I am just old, and 18 year old strippers all look underage to me now or something.
 
TWX
2018-04-16 01:27:13 AM  
Why do you think they flew Easyjet?
 
2018-04-16 01:30:10 AM  
Virgin Airlines?  Flying Tigers?  Pussy Galore's gang?
 
2018-04-16 01:32:37 AM  
You can also join the clap club with three strippers in the vip room
 
2018-04-16 01:42:09 AM  
Scroll down the entire page for a selection of horrifying police-blog "alcohol may be involved" stories.
 
2018-04-16 01:48:49 AM  

WelldeadLink: [YouTube video: The Geometrics Of Kitten Fighting]


The ...dammit, I'm going to get boobiesed aren't I?...Boobies made up for the vid in the link
 
2018-04-16 02:05:22 AM  
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2018-04-16 02:05:51 AM  
Batman getting a chuckle out of this.
 
2018-04-16 02:07:35 AM  
Worldstar!!
 
2018-04-16 02:24:14 AM  
Hell yes, there's video

A crying baby, 3 drunk chicks you can barely see cursing (censored) constantly, and most of the video with the camera pointed at the ceiling.  Wow, what a video.
 
2018-04-16 02:25:46 AM  
Keep your joystick out of the economy cabin.
 
2018-04-16 02:25:57 AM  

TWX: Why do you think they flew Easyjet?


Because it's the airline of choice of low class drunken British people who are traveling to some other
destination to drink,fight and throw up in the gutters..The UK needs an intervention over it's drinking..
Even the Irish are like, "You guys need to get to a treatment center..".
 
2018-04-16 02:32:14 AM  
Mr. Shabooboo:
Because it's the airline of choice of low class drunken British people who are traveling to some other
destination to drink,fight and throw up in the gutters..The UK needs an intervention over it's drinking..
Even the Irish are like, "You guys need to get to a treatment center..".


Oh, Brexit will make it unaffordable for the British to keep puking all over the rest of Europe. As always, there are upsides to anything.
 
2018-04-16 02:44:00 AM  

RecoveringLibertarian: You can also join the clap club with three strippers in the vip room


Yay, I guess?

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2018-04-16 03:44:32 AM  
For all those complaining about the video, I would love to have that happen on my flight instead of the usual 'my fat seatmate has the farts'.
 
2018-04-16 04:04:37 AM  

The wonderful travels of a turd: Oh, Brexit will make it unaffordable for the British to keep puking all over the rest of Europe.


Have you seen our climate compared to that of Spain? The pound could lose 99% of its value and people would still decamp in droves.
 
2018-04-16 04:15:37 AM  
I, too, saw Iron Man.
 
2018-04-16 04:17:37 AM  
FarkinNortherner:

Have you seen our climate compared to that of Spain? The pound could lose 99% of its value and people would still decamp in droves.

I think you're underestimating the desire of most of mainland Europe to at least once travel to an English city, puke and pee all over te place and to go home with a t-shirt saying "I vomited all over Liverpool and all I got was this lousy t-shirt". Just to reciprocate for the lovely behaviour of all the stag and hen parties in Amsterdam, Prague, Budapest, Barcelona etc.
 
2018-04-16 04:32:26 AM  

Prof. Frink: RecoveringLibertarian: You can also join the clap club with three strippers in the vip room

Yay, I guess?

[cdn.neweasy.com image 200x200]


Not nearly as useful as the clapper

/what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas my arse
 
2018-04-16 04:45:48 AM  

RecoveringLibertarian: Prof. Frink: RecoveringLibertarian: You can also join the clap club with three strippers in the vip room

Yay, I guess?

[cdn.neweasy.com image 200x200]

Not nearly as useful as the clapper

/what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas my arse


Maybe the problem is what was in your arse in Vegas, not what/whether your arse itself was in Vegas.
 
2018-04-16 04:58:20 AM  

RecoveringLibertarian: Prof. Frink: RecoveringLibertarian: You can also join the clap club with three strippers in the vip room

Yay, I guess?

[cdn.neweasy.com image 200x200]

Not nearly as useful as the clapper

/what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas my arse


Eww, keeping secrets in your arse.
 
2018-04-16 06:08:50 AM  

The wonderful travels of a turd: Mr. Shabooboo:
Because it's the airline of choice of low class drunken British people who are traveling to some other
destination to drink,fight and throw up in the gutters..The UK needs an intervention over it's drinking..
Even the Irish are like, "You guys need to get to a treatment center..".

Oh, Brexit will make it unaffordable for the British to keep puking all over the rest of Europe. As always, there are upsides to anything.


Username checks out...
 
2018-04-16 07:04:22 AM  

The wonderful travels of a turd: FarkinNortherner:

Have you seen our climate compared to that of Spain? The pound could lose 99% of its value and people would still decamp in droves.

I think you're underestimating the desire of most of mainland Europe to at least once travel to an English city, puke and pee all over te place and to go home with a t-shirt saying "I vomited all over Liverpool and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"....


How would anyone notice the difference?
 
2018-04-16 07:24:17 AM  
I'm sure they're normally classy broads in any other context.
 
2018-04-16 07:28:58 AM  

BumpInTheNight: I'm sure they're normally classy broads in any other context.


Hold your horses, classy dames don't like being called broads.
 
2018-04-16 07:36:56 AM  
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2018-04-16 07:55:59 AM  

Emposter: Hell yes, there's video

A crying baby, 3 drunk chicks you can barely see cursing (censored) constantly, and most of the video with the camera pointed at the ceiling.  Wow, what a video.


I'm sure the person that filmed this was like, "oh, man!  This is SO gonna go viral!!!"
 
2018-04-16 08:02:18 AM  

Yawp: For all those complaining about the video, I would love to have that happen on my flight instead of the usual 'my fat seatmate has the farts'.


I'm getting a kick out of this because I am on a plane right now.
/I'm the fat seatmate
//I have the farts
 
2018-04-16 08:12:53 AM  
If you're not supplying drunk strippers, you really can't call yourself Easyjet
 
2018-04-16 09:22:44 AM  

BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 736x355]


Artist really nailed the Norman Rockwell look there.
 
2018-04-16 10:27:55 AM  
I found this really shocking. Lap dancers are usually so classy in my experience. And I have a lot, believe me! Ho boy!
 
2018-04-16 10:45:33 AM  
Another example why I dislike foreigners
 
2018-04-16 10:49:24 AM  
I bet myself $5 these girls are Russian.  Can anyone confirm?
 
2018-04-16 11:45:30 AM  
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For some reason, this is all I could picture.
 
2018-04-16 11:55:20 AM  

pup.socket: This is the Mile High Flight Club, and it is open to anybody.


First rule of Mile High Fight Club...
...No one talks about Mile High Fight Club.
 
2018-04-16 11:59:30 AM  
Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
Youtube mE3gWZk4AEo
 
2018-04-16 12:02:34 PM  

kryptoknightmare: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mE3gWZk4​AEo]


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill
Youtube iMucmRlPZK0
 
2018-04-16 12:05:49 PM  

Emposter: A crying baby, 3 drunk chicks you can barely see cursing (censored) constantly, and most of the video with the camera pointed at the ceiling.  Wow, what a video.


And yet at the end the flight attendant still felt the need to get the person to stop filming.  I'm sorry, but just like you should be able to film cops you should be able to film flight attendants.  They seemed to be doing a good job, up until the guy decided he wasn't so big on free speech and accountability.
 
2018-04-16 02:02:21 PM  
I didn't know they did live shows on this flight.
 
2018-04-16 03:51:59 PM  

stuffy: I didn't know they did live shows on this flight.


Yes, but it's easyJet, they probably tacked on £5 to everyone's ticket.
 
2018-04-16 08:26:53 PM  

FarkinNortherner: The wonderful travels of a turd: Oh, Brexit will make it unaffordable for the British to keep puking all over the rest of Europe.

Have you seen our climate compared to that of Spain? The pound could lose 99% of its value and people would still decamp in droves.


In case you never heard it; how a vacation should be.
Counting Crows - Holiday in Spain
Youtube hr0bGKB0ZEc

/met a lot of drunk Aussies acting like asses overseas, stil kind of nice though
//something must be in that Anglo-Saxon DNA that makes people act like comic book Vikings
/// https://mobile.nytimes.com/2008/0​8/24/​world/europe/24iht-journal.1.15574874.​html
 
2018-04-16 10:18:55 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: I bet myself $5 these girls are Russian.  Can anyone confirm?


You lose. . . comrade!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4nk5​m​Sz_2s
 
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