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(Centers for Disease Control)   April is STD awareness month. Not like any of you have to worry about that though. Just be aware. If anyone comes to your basement and asks you about it make sure you know that April is STD awareness month   ( cdc.gov) divider line
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2018-04-15 01:30:26 PM  
Hi
 
2018-04-15 01:31:52 PM  
Just what we need, Sentient STDs
 
2018-04-15 02:20:28 PM  
I hate how information like this just drips out.
 
2018-04-15 03:06:58 PM  
Socially Transmitted Derp?

I thought that was every month.
 
2018-04-15 03:18:48 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:21:19 PM  
"You can get them from raw dogging sluts? Why didn't anyone tell me???"

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2018-04-15 03:22:08 PM  
Has the President been trying to spread this?
 
2018-04-15 03:23:44 PM  
It's fitting that there's an STD "Awareness" Month, because most people with an STD, don't know they even have/had it.
 
2018-04-15 03:27:12 PM  
I thought everyone knew about April's, uh, issue.
 
2018-04-15 03:27:27 PM  
"April is STD awareness month. Not like any of you have to worry about that though. Just be aware. If anyone comes to your basement and asks you about it make sure you know that April is STD awareness month"


Really, subby, must I tell your mom everything?


/You started it

 
2018-04-15 03:27:38 PM  
I'll be sure to wash my hands.
 
2018-04-15 03:27:41 PM  
good thing you can't contract an STD by masturbating
 
2018-04-15 03:27:43 PM  
April is also Alcohol Awareness Month and Confederate History Month and Thai Heritage Month. Among others. So remember not to get drunk and bang some Thai "girl" you meet in a southern bar, or you might catch something nasty.

https://www.thebalance.com/april-is-n​a​tional-month-calendar-3514983
 
2018-04-15 03:28:53 PM  
Screw you, subby, I'm not a loser like you! I'm RIDDLED with STDs!!
 
2018-04-15 03:30:03 PM  
fark you subby for being so true ;_;
 
2018-04-15 03:33:22 PM  
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hej
2018-04-15 03:36:25 PM  
Would be better if this were announced on April 1st.
 
2018-04-15 03:41:23 PM  
Fake news month.  The amount of disinformation out there about STDs and sequela is staggering.
 
2018-04-15 03:45:46 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x283]


Knew someone would do that.
It's DSC or DIS, just like Voyager was VOY and not STV, DS9 was not STDSN (or STD either).
 
2018-04-15 03:46:27 PM  
*looks at left hand* "We're safe."
 
2018-04-15 03:48:28 PM  
Let's not forget the worst and mostly costly STD of all. Children.
 
2018-04-15 03:51:22 PM  

PhilCollinsBeatBox: good thing you can't contract an STD by masturbating


Depends on where that hand has been just prior, now doesn't it?
 
2018-04-15 03:52:05 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Screw you, subby, I'm not a loser like you! I'm RIDDLED with STDs!!


Good luck getting a date with a farkette any time in the next five years.
 
2018-04-15 03:52:25 PM  

janzee: *looks at left hand* "We're safe."


You and lefty are safe, but righty is about to get farked?

Whelp, guess we know what janzee's dominant hand is.
 
2018-04-15 03:53:40 PM  
The PLUG tag? Well, I guess that's one way to prevent them.
 
2018-04-15 03:54:56 PM  

honk: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Screw you, subby, I'm not a loser like you! I'm RIDDLED with STDs!!

Good luck getting a date with a farkette any time in the next five years.


Lucky him
 
2018-04-15 03:55:30 PM  

peterthx: Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x283]

Knew someone would do that.
It's DSC or DIS, just like Voyager was VOY and not STV, DS9 was not STDSN (or STD either).


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2018-04-15 04:00:22 PM  
Star Trek has a month now?
 
2018-04-15 04:01:03 PM  
Professional sex workers mid-level and up safe.

Housewives and young club girls very risky

Old guy

never had an STD
 
2018-04-15 04:02:31 PM  

STDMan69: Hi


Is this your pick-up line?
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2018-04-15 04:02:36 PM  

elvisaintdead: I hate how information like this just drips out.


Well, thanks for that image.
I might go and redo my taxes now just to get more pleasant thoughts into my head.
 
2018-04-15 04:04:16 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: It's fitting that there's an STD "Awareness" Month, because most people with an STD, don't know they even have/had it.


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2018-04-15 04:04:45 PM  

eyeq360: STDMan69: Hi

Is this your pick-up line?
[quickmeme.com image 600x516]


No, oddly enough I do not tell women that I use the name STDMan69 on a website called Fark.com
 
2018-04-15 04:04:55 PM  

eyeq360: STDMan69: Hi

Is this your pick-up line?
[quickmeme.com image 600x516]


Mine is "Hey beautiful - what's your sleep number? Mine's 69."

I've yet to get the delivery just right, but it's been good for some free booze... that I've had to suck out of my shirt.

But hey, free's free, bro.
 
2018-04-15 04:05:21 PM  
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2018-04-15 04:22:24 PM  

eyeq360: STDMan69: Hi

Is this your pick-up line?
[quickmeme.com image 600x516]


That's just awesome*, I had to share.

/*I feel sorry for the guy in the picture, though
 
2018-04-15 04:23:47 PM  
PSA:There is no such thing as safe sex. There's only safer sex.
 
2018-04-15 04:29:09 PM  

STDMan69: eyeq360: STDMan69: Hi

Is this your pick-up line?
[quickmeme.com image 600x516]

No, oddly enough I do not tell women that I use the name STDMan69 on a website called Fark.com


Smart.
 
2018-04-15 04:39:16 PM  

Resident Muslim: PSA:There is no such thing as safe sex. There's only safer sex.


Remember to wear your helmet, lift with your knees and not your back, watch out for wet floors, and make sure all doors and windows are properly secured.
 
2018-04-15 04:40:34 PM  

Skeleton Man: Resident Muslim: PSA:There is no such thing as safe sex. There's only safer sex.

Remember to wear your helmet, lift with your knees and not your back, watch out for wet floors, and make sure all doors and windows are properly secured.


You forgot to wash your hands.
 
2018-04-15 04:44:04 PM  

lake_huron: [media.giphy.com image 500x386]


I just got that.
 
2018-04-15 04:45:34 PM  

eyeq360: Skeleton Man: Resident Muslim: PSA:There is no such thing as safe sex. There's only safer sex.

Remember to wear your helmet, lift with your knees and not your back, watch out for wet floors, and make sure all doors and windows are properly secured.

You forgot to wash your hands.


Maybe I wanna smell my fingers for the rest of the day.
 
2018-04-15 04:47:38 PM  

Skeleton Man: eyeq360: Skeleton Man: Resident Muslim: PSA:There is no such thing as safe sex. There's only safer sex.

Remember to wear your helmet, lift with your knees and not your back, watch out for wet floors, and make sure all doors and windows are properly secured.

You forgot to wash your hands.

Maybe I wanna smell my fingers for the rest of the day.


Fine. Do what you want. Just don't spread any germs to other people. You don't want them catching the cold.
 
2018-04-15 04:48:11 PM  

alphamnemonic: lake_huron: [media.giphy.com image 500x386] (clapping)
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I just got that.
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2018-04-15 04:49:03 PM  
What I want to know is what sick bastard thought it was a good idea to make STD Awareness Month and Autism Awareness Month occur on the same month.

Someone needs to be fired for this.
 
2018-04-15 04:49:23 PM  

Skeleton Man: Resident Muslim: PSA:There is no such thing as safe sex. There's only safer sex.

Remember to wear your helmet, lift with your knees and not your back, watch out for wet floors, and make sure all doors and windows are properly secured.


I like to add at least one spotter to my crew.
 
2018-04-15 04:57:13 PM  

alphamnemonic: lake_huron: [media.giphy.com image 500x386]

I just got that.


I'm sorry for you and your significant other.
 
2018-04-15 04:58:18 PM  

alphamnemonic: lake_huron: [media.giphy.com image 500x386]

I just got that.


If you just got that, you may need ceftriaxone 250 mg intramuscularly and a gram of azithromycin.
Source
 
2018-04-15 05:09:56 PM  

rjakobi: What I want to know is what sick bastard thought it was a good idea to make STD Awareness Month and Autism Awareness Month occur on the same month.

Someone needs to be fired for this.

Apparently, April is also:
•    National Occupational Therapy Month
•    National Parkinson's Awareness Month
•    National Cancer Control Month
•    Stress Awareness Month
•    Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
•    National Autism Awareness Month
•    Oral Cancer Awareness Month
 
2018-04-15 05:25:51 PM  
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