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(CBS Philadelphia)   Sub banned for hitting first graders. Sounds more dom to me   ( philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2018-04-15 01:21:59 PM  
She looks pretty tall, but her heels are high.
The simple things you see are all complicated.
She looks pretty young, but she's just backdated.
 
2018-04-15 01:34:54 PM  
Substitute teachers in the district are employees of Kelly Educational Staffing - an outside company.

So the kids got smacked around literally by a Kelly Girl? There are people who would pay some good money for that. Why are they wasting their time in a school, earning sh*t pay?
 
2018-04-15 02:03:31 PM  
Let's hear the teacher's side of the story before we start casting aspersions. Maybe the kid came after him with one of these:

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It probably couldn't draw blood, but you can pinch the skin between your thumb and index finger really bad with one of those things.
 
2018-04-15 02:55:42 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2018-04-15 03:12:00 PM  
Wissinoming? More like "WUSSinoming, AMIRITE?!
 
2018-04-15 03:15:43 PM  
I don't know. Sounds like this teacher was just trying to teach them the 3 Rs: reading, writing and a right cross.
 
2018-04-15 03:16:42 PM  
The comments under that. Wow...
 
2018-04-15 03:23:26 PM  
 
2018-04-15 03:32:43 PM  

Burchill: The comments under that. Wow...


And you are wondering how those two fellas got arrested at Starbucks...

I'm sure the story behind this isn't pretty, though. My kids had a couple of real winners for substitutes over the years.
 
2018-04-15 03:34:27 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Let's hear the teacher's side of the story before we start casting aspersions. Maybe the kid came after him with one of these:

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It probably couldn't draw blood, but you can pinch the skin between your thumb and index finger really bad with one of those things.


Back when I was in first grade, 71 or so, I remember one kid who was mad and kicked the teachers desk.  She told him not to do it again (Narrator:  He did.)  When she came around the desk he grabbed a hard cover book off it and beaned her square in the nose and then picked up another book and started hitting her with it.  He actually got in a head shot or two before she could get him under control.  We never saw him again.

I heard he had to start first grade again.  It was his 17th or 18th time.

/The first paragraph is true.
//Every single kid in the class was 0.0
 
2018-04-15 03:36:33 PM  
+1 for the BDSM reference in the headline.
 
2018-04-15 03:45:22 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: +1 for the BDSM reference in the headline.


Forgot to add  -2 for failure to capitalize Dom and notcapitalize sub.
 
2018-04-15 03:50:49 PM  
Another Government Employee:

 My kids had a couple of real winners for substitutes over the years.


My kids came home and told me stories about one substitute teacher who seemed, from the description, to only show up to sub when she was in the manic phase of bipolar disorder.  I vaguely knew this woman from college.  She apparently lifted her skirt in front ofa whole class to show them her neon green panties.  She told another class that she was a witch and did a spell in class.  In the Bible Belt.  That was her last day subbing.
 
2018-04-15 04:19:49 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Let's hear the teacher's side of the story before we start casting aspersions. Maybe the kid came after him with one of these:

[img.fark.net image 850x850]

It probably couldn't draw blood, but you can pinch the skin between your thumb and index finger really bad with one of those things.


I once substitute taught for a kindergarten class where I kid stuck a pair of those in her mouth and managed to cut a hole in her tongue. She also spoke no English, so until she started drooling blood onto the floor I had no clue why she was crying.  Kindergarten ESL students is WAY more stressful than you'd think.
 
2018-04-15 04:28:54 PM  
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SUBstitute teacher?
 
2018-04-15 04:32:29 PM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 570x270]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-ma​ny-five-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fi​ght?utm_term=.bnxDXkqNp#.mcB2n8AJN


And done
 
2018-04-15 04:33:00 PM  
This all just makes me so glad that I got out of education.
 
2018-04-15 04:43:39 PM  

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 570x270]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-ma​ny-five-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fi​ght?utm_term=.bnxDXkqNp#.mcB2n8AJN


I got 31.  You have bested me good sir or madam.
 
2018-04-15 04:50:41 PM  
I thought the title said "sub banned for hitting on students" thinking this was today's female teacher with underage student escapade story...
 
2018-04-15 05:08:25 PM  
At first I thought "sub" referred to this guy:
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2018-04-15 05:13:09 PM  
Sub banned for hitting first graders..

You know, back in the good ol days, hitting first graders never used to get you banned from Fark.  What happened to this place?
 
2018-04-15 05:35:27 PM  

Burchill: The comments under that. Wow...


Yeah WTF
 
2018-04-15 05:39:39 PM  
I student taught for a short period of time.  One assignment was at, shall we say, a school with challenges.  Before the first class, a teacher came up to me and said, "Stand outside the door between classes. The worst students won't bother going in."
I had two students show up the entire day.  My heart went out to them.
 
2018-04-15 05:52:56 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Another Government Employee:

 My kids had a couple of real winners for substitutes over the years.


My kids came home and told me stories about one substitute teacher who seemed, from the description, to only show up to sub when she was in the manic phase of bipolar disorder.  I vaguely knew this woman from college.  She apparently lifted her skirt in front ofa whole class to show them her neon green panties.  She told another class that she was a witch and did a spell in class.  In the Bible Belt.  That was her last day subbing.


Wow. The worst I'd had in school was the guy who told our class, "Boys, never trust a woman with yer credit card. The biatch gets the cash money you agree to give her every week, and not a penny more. Only way to keep em in line."

Only saw that guy once.

Now that I'm a teacher, the worst one I've seen caused a flood in a chemistry classroom (with the emergency shower, which had no working drain) and tried to run out of the school before he could be blamed for it.
 
2018-04-15 06:06:03 PM  
That teacher had no choice. When that many kids get together it's like a drop of blood in a pirrhana pool.
 
2018-04-15 06:24:32 PM  

Don Gato: At first I thought "sub" referred to this guy:
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That's what he's doing now, amirite?
 
2018-04-15 07:20:44 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Burchill: The comments under that. Wow...

Yeah WTF


I looked at them after reading your comment... holy fark.
 
2018-04-15 09:04:56 PM  
What getting hit by a sub may look like:
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2018-04-15 10:31:01 PM  
Happened in Philadelphia? yeah, here's my shocked face.


Kids are assholes. They should give her a medal.
 
2018-04-15 10:31:24 PM  
Aw, I thought it was going to be about a submarine. Need more coffee.
 
2018-04-16 12:09:26 AM  

vinniethepoo: Aw, I thought it was going to be about a submarine. Need more coffee.


One ping only.
 
2018-04-16 01:35:01 AM  

vinniethepoo: Aw, I thought it was going to be about a submarine. Need more coffee.


Maybe the teacher is a blue meanie?
 
2018-04-16 04:30:01 AM  
I bet this teacher didn't even have their first grader license! And wouldn't hitting one of these break your hand?

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2018-04-16 10:15:02 AM  
I had a sub teacher refer to our African-American teacher as "y'all's ni***r."

East Texas, whodathunkit.
 
2018-04-16 12:21:10 PM  

Teresaol31: I once substitute taught for a kindergarten class where I kid stuck a pair of those in her mouth and managed to cut a hole in her tongue. She also spoke no English, so until she started drooling blood onto the floor I had no clue why she was crying.  Kindergarten ESL students is WAY more stressful than you'd think.


I misread that and missed the 'why' in why she was crying.  I was about to ask you if ESL students cry different or something.

On another note, why isn't she charged with at least simple assault?  I get why it's more wrong, under most circumstances for a guy to hit a woman than a woman to hit a guy.  Size matters.  Unless this teacher was a midget though she hit someone considerably smaller than her.  Throw her ass in jail.
 
2018-04-16 02:03:44 PM  
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2018-04-16 02:14:25 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: sigdiamond2000: Let's hear the teacher's side of the story before we start casting aspersions. Maybe the kid came after him with one of these:

[img.fark.net image 850x850]

It probably couldn't draw blood, but you can pinch the skin between your thumb and index finger really bad with one of those things.

Back when I was in first grade, 71 or so, I remember one kid who was mad and kicked the teachers desk.  She told him not to do it again (Narrator:  He did.)  When she came around the desk he grabbed a hard cover book off it and beaned her square in the nose and then picked up another book and started hitting her with it.  He actually got in a head shot or two before she could get him under control.  We never saw him again.

I heard he had to start first grade again.  It was his 17th or 18th time.

/The first paragraph is true.
//Every single kid in the class was 0.0


Be glad it didn't become a "Jeremy spoke in class today" situation.
 
2018-04-16 04:32:34 PM  
And people want to give these teachers guns...
 
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