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(National Geographic)   What really sucks about the world coming to a cataclysmic end a week from tomorrow is that the IRS won't accept that as an excuse to file your taxes late. Bunch of soulless bureaucrats, I tell ya   ( news.nationalgeographic.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Planet, Large Hadron Collider, Nibiru conspiracy theory, author David Meade, world-changing celestial alignment, rogue planet, collective doom thanks, conspiracy theorists  
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2018-04-15 01:39:56 PM  
"Six years later, the rogue planet still poses no threat, because it doesn't exist."

I love you, National Geographic.
 
2018-04-15 02:09:51 PM  

TommyDeuce: "Six years later, the rogue planet still poses no threat, because it doesn't exist."

I love you, National Geographic.


That's just what they WANT you to think. Wake up, sheeple, you have nothing to lose but your minds!

/ wait, that didn't come out right
// I miss Art Bell
 
2018-04-15 02:29:32 PM  
President Trump is going to release his filings right?
 
2018-04-15 02:31:21 PM  
I be pissed off if all that time  I spent starting my tomatoes from seeds turns out to be for naught.
 
2018-04-15 02:35:19 PM  
That's why I took a payday loan to pay my taxes.

The interest might be 38%, but it isn't due for TEN DAYS

haha suckers.
 
2018-04-15 02:36:17 PM  
But all the IRS agents will be in hell, right?  Oh, sweet Jebus.  Bessech me and cleanse me with thy holy washcloth...
 
2018-04-15 02:37:34 PM  
I've got a huge project that happens in May, so I'll keep on hoping for the world to end in April, thank you very much.
 
2018-04-15 02:38:40 PM  
And yet we need National Geographic to point this out for us.  We are living in "interesting times" it would seem.
 
2018-04-15 02:40:06 PM  
You all laugh, but at one time this big guy was right !...
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2018-04-15 02:43:18 PM  
Who submits Nibiru sh*t? It needs a good ass beating.
 
2018-04-15 02:43:33 PM  
Simpsons - Tax Season
Youtube TdGtrvCaras
 
2018-04-15 02:52:56 PM  
poor god. if this rogue planet wipes out earth, the jesus second coming/armageddon storyline goes to waste.
 
2018-04-15 02:53:15 PM  
If you truly believe the world is going to end, you won't give a fark that the IRS will hold you responsible afterwards.
 
2018-04-15 02:56:43 PM  

Man On A Mission: TommyDeuce: "Six years later, the rogue planet still poses no threat, because it doesn't exist."

I love you, National Geographic.

That's just what they WANT you to think. Wake up, sheeple, you have nothing to lose but your minds!

/ wait, that didn't come out right
// I miss Art Bell


How the fark did I miss that!?

/R.I.P. Art Bell
 
2018-04-15 02:58:13 PM  
Cat a what? Videos! Love'em count me in.
 
2018-04-15 03:01:04 PM  
The end of the world is near and you people worry about taxes?

Priorities, people.  Priorities.
 
2018-04-15 03:05:01 PM  
I filed an extension today so I'm getting a kick.
 
2018-04-15 03:05:51 PM  
Toyota the preferred choice of clueless drivers, now every model can get the Camry dent.
 
2018-04-15 03:06:15 PM  

Tom_Slick: Toyota the preferred choice of clueless drivers, now every model can get the Camry dent.


Whoops wrong thread
 
2018-04-15 03:06:20 PM  
♪, ♩ It's the end of the world as we know it and my form's filed. ♪, ♩
 
2018-04-15 03:08:12 PM  

vygramul: If you truly believe the world is going to end, you won't give a fark that the IRS will hold you responsible afterwards.


So many times I've read about people giving up their life savings to some doomsayer. They apparently fail to understand that if they won't need it, the doomsayer won't either.

not really sure what the thought process is there but I really need to figure out how to get in on that.
 
2018-04-15 03:08:43 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:26:23 PM  
shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.
 
2018-04-15 03:34:02 PM  
Farking morans. The rapture already happened, Christians, and you twats were left behind.

They only took Fred a few weeks ago, according to Fred's wife. Coincidentally, I saw Fred's ghost down the pub last night. He bought me a pint.
 
2018-04-15 03:36:45 PM  

luckyeddie: Farking morans. The rapture already happened, Christians, and you twats were left behind.

They only took Fred a few weeks ago, according to Fred's wife. Coincidentally, I saw Fred's ghost down the pub last night. He bought me a pint.


Wait, if Fred got taken to heaven then what's he doing down at the pub?

...oh.
 
2018-04-15 03:44:05 PM  
This coming from the same propaganda outfit that keeps pushing Round EarthTheory, I'm not buying it.  I'm out robbing banks and doing hookers and blow until the end.  Suckers!
 
2018-04-15 04:04:11 PM  

Tom_Slick: Tom_Slick: Toyota the preferred choice of clueless drivers, now every model can get the Camry dent.

Whoops wrong thread


Makes about as much sense as the Nibiru believers, so feel free to share your Toyota angst.
 
2018-04-15 04:04:50 PM  

Kittypie070: Who submits Nibiru sh*t? It needs a good ass beating.


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2018-04-15 04:12:03 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: luckyeddie: Farking morans. The rapture already happened, Christians, and you twats were left behind.

They only took Fred a few weeks ago, according to Fred's wife. Coincidentally, I saw Fred's ghost down the pub last night. He bought me a pint.

Wait, if Fred got taken to heaven then what's he doing down at the pub?

...oh.


Drinking, silly.
 
2018-04-15 04:12:26 PM  

Butternut Squanch: shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.


Mail?  You mean that thing that Amazon and grandmas do?

/E-file all the way.
 
2018-04-15 04:12:53 PM  
Wooo! Failed apicalypse BINGO!
 
2018-04-15 04:20:07 PM  

Butternut Squanch: shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.


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2018-04-15 04:47:54 PM  

Butternut Squanch: shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.


Tues Brah, 17th this year...
 
2018-04-15 04:58:14 PM  

Sum Dum Gai: Butternut Squanch: shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.

Mail?  You mean that thing that Amazon and grandmas do?

/E-file all the way.


Only if you are getting a refund.  If you owe, go slow, go USPS.
 
2018-04-15 05:06:47 PM  

cherryl taggart: Sum Dum Gai: Butternut Squanch: shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.

Mail?  You mean that thing that Amazon and grandmas do?

/E-file all the way.

Only if you are getting a refund.  If you owe, go slow, go USPS.


E-file and send in the check snail.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy
 
2018-04-15 05:40:03 PM  

swamp_of_dumb: cherryl taggart: Sum Dum Gai: Butternut Squanch: shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.

Mail?  You mean that thing that Amazon and grandmas do?

/E-file all the way.

Only if you are getting a refund.  If you owe, go slow, go USPS.

E-file and send in the check snail.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy


That's exactly what I'm doing. E-filed in mid January, ended up owing a grand, and that check is going snail mail on the 17th.
 
2018-04-15 06:32:53 PM  
It's not Nibiru, it's Cruithne that we've got to worry about.
 
2018-04-15 06:37:47 PM  
Its okay the doctor really doesn't die he was miniaturized in a robot of himself.  I always thought this was a little pat but it worked to tie up the loose ends.
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2018-04-15 07:13:13 PM  
Well, if the world ends next week, I will die with my retirement funds intact. How many people can say that?

The joke is my RRSP and the size of my pension. To be truthful, it would be quite convenient for the world to end sooner rather than later. At least I would get to see the end of the show.
 
2018-04-15 07:14:48 PM  

studebaker hoch: That's why I took a payday loan to pay my taxes.

The interest might be 38%, but it isn't due for TEN DAYS

haha suckers.


Aren't payday loans more like 400%?  A 38% APY would only net less than $10.00 if held for a week...
 
2018-04-15 07:15:26 PM  
A cool map of the orbit of Cruithne:
 
2018-04-15 07:38:30 PM  
Disappointed again.
At least let's have a medium small hit somewhere.
 
2018-04-15 09:12:31 PM  

Steakzilla: studebaker hoch: That's why I took a payday loan to pay my taxes.

The interest might be 38%, but it isn't due for TEN DAYS

haha suckers.

Aren't payday loans more like 400%?  A 38% APY would only net less than $10.00 if held for a week...


Who said anything about APR?  This is a payday loan.   These mature in a matter of days.
 
2018-04-15 10:09:04 PM  

studebaker hoch: Steakzilla: studebaker hoch: That's why I took a payday loan to pay my taxes.

The interest might be 38%, but it isn't due for TEN DAYS

haha suckers.

Aren't payday loans more like 400%?  A 38% APY would only net less than $10.00 if held for a week...

Who said anything about APR?  This is a payday loan.   These mature in a matter of days.


Sorry I meant APR...  But interest rates are almost always displayed as APR.  In your joke scenario, what is the rate at which 38% interest is applied?  Is it once a day, once a week, once a month?
 
2018-04-15 11:38:14 PM  
Need law that says. "Anyone predicting end of the world, and is wrong. May be slapped by anyone at anytime for the rest of their life."
 
2018-04-16 12:12:15 AM  

70Ford: [img.fark.net image 850x714]


That's the same day the royal baby is due. Is he or she the Anti-Christ? Is Kate's nickname Rosemary?
 
2018-04-16 01:08:39 AM  

Swampmaster: Butternut Squanch: shiat. Taxes due tomorrow? Gotta find my W2s, tax forms and mail that shiat in.

Tues Brah, 17th this year...


cool, got one more day...I'll do that shiat tuesday at midnight.
 
2018-04-16 10:23:38 AM  
"As viral videos and various tabloids tell it, April 23, 2018, will mark the end of an age. Depending on your taste, the date will either bring forth a collision between Earth and a rogue planet or a world-changing celestial alignment that heralds the End of Days."

I'm hoping it means the start of the Sixth World. Goblinization can't come soon enough.
 
2018-04-16 01:32:38 PM  
Apparently, this guy doesn't like reading the Bible for being an evangelical:
Matthew 24
...specifically verse 36.

He really should have had only one chance at this given his belief: Deuteronomy 18:20
 
2018-04-16 03:07:08 PM  
I'm still waiting for a single predictor/believer in The Rapture Is Coming Next (x)Day to apologize.

I'd be much happier if the Planet Porno swung by, and the Evil Emperor Wang used his sex ray on us....
 
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