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(The Scottish Sun)   Apparently having the fire alarm go off at your kinky BDSM club on a busy night will leave you in the street with nothing but "jockstraps, harnesses, rubber and footie kits"   ( thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-04-15 07:40:18 AM  
what was the safe word for going back in?
 
2018-04-15 08:00:10 AM  
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I cued it to the relevant part, but the entire video is worth watching.
 
2018-04-15 09:28:50 AM  
Sounds like the whole experience was a pain in the ass.
 
2018-04-15 09:33:27 AM  
Ugh, I dated a girl whose kink was being interrupted by the fire alarm. It didn't work out. I hope this adds to your enjoyment of this article.
 
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2018-04-15 09:34:59 AM  
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2018-04-15 09:41:31 AM  
You should've seen what happened when the fire alarm went off at my Bible study group.
 
2018-04-15 09:43:31 AM  
I once developed the superpower of being able to look at anyone and immediately know what kinky stuff they were into.

I gave it back, ya'll are some sick puppies...
 
2018-04-15 10:13:25 AM  
Shoulda used more lube.
 
2018-04-15 10:15:36 AM  

Jeff5: I once developed the superpower of being able to look at anyone and immediately know what kinky stuff they were into.

I gave it back, ya'll are some sick puppies...


Given my own experiences with sexual subculture, that's definitely one superpower you DO NOT want to have.

You'd rather not know that your white, republican, male dentist, who's married with three kids, and who's always talking to you about what he recently heard on Hannity, has a thing where every other weekend he trolls the sex shops for BBC.
 
2018-04-15 10:24:09 AM  

Cythraul: Jeff5: I once developed the superpower of being able to look at anyone and immediately know what kinky stuff they were into.

I gave it back, ya'll are some sick puppies...

Given my own experiences with sexual subculture, that's definitely one superpower you DO NOT want to have.

You'd rather not know that your white, republican, male dentist, who's married with three kids, and who's always talking to you about what he recently heard on Hannity, has a thing where every other weekend he trolls the sex shops for BBC.


Why would I rather not know that? It's kind of a thing where people tend to desire stuff that antithetical to their everyday lives. There was a British movie I watched where an out-of-work woman somehow becomes a brothel-keeper and gets raided. At the end of the movie all the magistrates are the old dudes she would supervise being tied up and stuff.
 
2018-04-15 10:27:53 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Ugh, I dated a girl whose kink was being interrupted by the fire alarm. It didn't work out. I hope this adds to your enjoyment of this article.


Pictures of her would help even more.
 
2018-04-15 10:42:12 AM  
This is why I wear pajamas. I am a regular boyscout. Who wants to go out into the cold Canadian night in underwear or naked? Well, maybe some people, but not me.
 
2018-04-15 10:49:00 AM  
Not into that, but the article could use more pics.
 
2018-04-15 10:50:51 AM  
I thought a punter was a gambler, but now I don't now what a punter is.
 
2018-04-15 10:57:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I thought a punter was a gambler, but now I don't now what a punter is.


Just another definition.
-a customer or client, especially a member of an audience.
 
2018-04-15 11:01:30 AM  

brantgoose: This is why I wear pajamas. I am a regular boyscout. Who wants to go out into the cold Canadian night in underwear or naked? Well, maybe some people, but not me.


You wear pajamas whenever you go to a kinky sex club?
 
2018-04-15 11:04:01 AM  

Nurglitch: Cythraul: Jeff5: I once developed the superpower of being able to look at anyone and immediately know what kinky stuff they were into.

I gave it back, ya'll are some sick puppies...

Given my own experiences with sexual subculture, that's definitely one superpower you DO NOT want to have.

You'd rather not know that your white, republican, male dentist, who's married with three kids, and who's always talking to you about what he recently heard on Hannity, has a thing where every other weekend he trolls the sex shops for BBC.

Why would I rather not know that? It's kind of a thing where people tend to desire stuff that antithetical to their everyday lives. There was a British movie I watched where an out-of-work woman somehow becomes a brothel-keeper and gets raided. At the end of the movie all the magistrates are the old dudes she would supervise being tied up and stuff.


That was based on the life & times of Cynthia Payne ("Madam Cyn") - Julie Walters plays her in the movie, I think anyway.
 
2018-04-15 11:07:12 AM  

poison_amy: brantgoose: This is why I wear pajamas. I am a regular boyscout. Who wants to go out into the cold Canadian night in underwear or naked? Well, maybe some people, but not me.

You wear pajamas whenever you go to a kinky sex club?


Maybe it's code for "gimp suit." They do look cozy.
 
2018-04-15 11:20:58 AM  
He added: "Everyone was out in ten minutes.

Well if they weren't before they are now.

"Safety was our top priority."

That must be why everyone had their own harnesses.
 
2018-04-15 11:57:53 AM  

poison_amy: brantgoose: This is why I wear pajamas. I am a regular boyscout. Who wants to go out into the cold Canadian night in underwear or naked? Well, maybe some people, but not me.

You wear pajamas whenever you go to a kinky sex club?


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2018-04-15 01:06:13 PM  

Farkspeare: what was the safe word for going back in?


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2018-04-15 01:08:21 PM  
What the hell is a "footie kit?"

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Oh, a soccer jersey. I thought it might be some colorful regionalism for "shoes."
 
2018-04-15 01:11:52 PM  

Hickory-smoked: What the hell is a "footie kit?"

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Oh, a soccer jersey. I thought it might be some colorful regionalism for "shoes."


Football... You know, the ball you kick with your foot, not the egg you carry with your hand.
 
2018-04-15 01:30:50 PM  

Hickory-smoked: What the hell is a "footie kit?"

<google>

Oh, a soccer jersey. I thought it might be some colorful regionalism for "shoes."


I'm under the impression that the socks are perhaps even more important than the jersey in a case where  "footie kit" is associated with a sex club.

/same for the athletic supporter
/or so I gather
 
2018-04-15 01:43:49 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I thought a punter was a gambler, but now I don't now what a punter is.


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2018-04-15 02:04:36 PM  
Quite literal full kit wankers.
 
2018-04-15 02:12:52 PM  

morg: He added: "Everyone was out in ten minutes.

Well if they weren't before they are now.


Keyboard + monitor plz
 
2018-04-15 02:29:51 PM  
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Have to do everything myself.
 
2018-04-15 02:36:32 PM  
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2018-04-15 02:55:42 PM  

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Have to do everything myself.


NEWSFLASH:  "Footie kits" are actually a thing.
 
2018-04-15 03:37:33 PM  

oldernell: Not into that, but the article could use more pics.


Article said it was a men's only night. I second the notion of more picts.
 
2018-04-15 03:43:13 PM  
So, I made the mistake of googling "footie kit".

I'm not sure if this is really NSFW, but I suspect it is.  I'm not posting it inline, because you probably don't want to see it.  I know I didn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBcLy​W​mb2FU
 
2018-04-15 04:07:42 PM  

poison_amy: brantgoose: This is why I wear pajamas. I am a regular boyscout. Who wants to go out into the cold Canadian night in underwear or naked? Well, maybe some people, but not me.

You wear pajamas whenever you go to a kinky sex club?


Ziiiiiiiip
 
2018-04-15 07:22:53 PM  

TelemonianAjax: poison_amy: brantgoose: This is why I wear pajamas. I am a regular boyscout. Who wants to go out into the cold Canadian night in underwear or naked? Well, maybe some people, but not me.

You wear pajamas whenever you go to a kinky sex club?

Ziiiiiiiip


So the kind with the butt flap then?
 
2018-04-15 09:07:33 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: TelemonianAjax: poison_amy: brantgoose: This is why I wear pajamas. I am a regular boyscout. Who wants to go out into the cold Canadian night in underwear or naked? Well, maybe some people, but not me.

You wear pajamas whenever you go to a kinky sex club?

Ziiiiiiiip

So the kind with the butt flap then?


Open the pod bay door, HAL.
 
2018-04-15 10:44:45 PM  

ameliaonthesun: oldernell: Not into that, but the article could use more pics.

Article said it was a men's only night. I second the notion of more picts.


Hadrian's Wall will make that problematic...
 
2018-04-15 11:52:57 PM  

robertus: You should've seen what happened when the fire alarm went off at my Bible study group.


China still has the best fire drills in my opinion.
 
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