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(NHL)   Your Sunday Hockey: Pens/Flyers fight for the blowout game powerup at 3pm ET, Jets to carpet bomb Wild at 7pm, can anyone plug back in Ovie's controller for Caps/Jackets at 7:30pm, and then Kings/Knights where LA hopes to distract Fleury with beach balls at 10pm   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2018-04-15 07:18:07 AM  
Let's Go Pens!
 
2018-04-15 07:43:23 AM  
Go Pens!
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2018-04-15 10:01:18 AM  
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2018-04-15 10:17:29 AM  
HONK HONK HONK

Let's go Flyers!!
 
2018-04-15 10:40:40 AM  
Well, I guess that they're a little more spread out anyway.  Jets/Wild at 5pm would have been great but at least there's time to grab dinner before the evening ones.
 
2018-04-15 10:48:01 AM  
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Go Jets, eh.
 
2018-04-15 10:48:28 AM  
Go Wild. Try holding the Jets to under 60 shots tonight. That'd be a great start
 
2018-04-15 11:35:48 AM  
For some reason I expect the Phily/Pitt game to look something like this today
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2018-04-15 11:45:34 AM  
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_/You'll have to use your imaginations to replace the Canucks and the Flames with the Jets and the Wild.
 
2018-04-15 12:39:07 PM  
An excellent appetizer for hockey on the CBC, the men's gold medal match for The Grand Slam of Curling: The Players' Championship.  Live from Maple Leaf Gardens (or the Mattamy Athletic Centre, as some call it these days).
 
2018-04-15 12:42:52 PM  
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2018-04-15 01:43:26 PM  
NOT SOON ENOUGH
 
2018-04-15 01:46:01 PM  
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2018-04-15 01:46:35 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.      Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Shut Up, Pierre.
5.      Shut Up, Milbury.
6.      Too Much Man.
7.      Intermission GIF Party.
8.      Random Pretty Girls.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Sharks in 6.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
24.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
25.   Pics of Dinner.
26.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
27.   Badge Talk.
28.   Token Post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Glass Pounders.
30.   {Team} because {Player}
31.   Mocking Canadians.
32.   Mocking Americans.
33.   Fark Cancer.
34.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
35.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
36.   Cindy Criesby.
37.   Don Cherry's Suits.
38.   Mocking Ovechkin.
a.      Bartender, the Ovechkin cocktail.  It's a White Russian on Ice with No Cup.
b.      Controller Disconnected GIF.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Arrogant Habs fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2018-04-15 01:47:31 PM  

Ronin Around: For some reason I expect the Phily/Pitt game to look something like this today
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Where did you find that gif of Pierre stuffing his head up. Crosby's a$$?
 
2018-04-15 01:51:23 PM  
Curling update:  Tremendous shot by Koe with the 4th end's last rock.  Curls just past the guard, gives a good knock to the two Edin stones in the house, and comes to rest as the shot stone.  So in one shot he prevented an Edin double and took a point for himself.  3-1 Team Koe after 4.
 
2018-04-15 01:52:34 PM  

stammelford: NOT SOON ENOUGH


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2018-04-15 02:16:17 PM  

Polish Hussar: Curling update:  Tremendous shot by Koe with the 4th end's last rock.  Curls just past the guard, gives a good knock to the two Edin stones in the house, and comes to rest as the shot stone.  So in one shot he prevented an Edin double and took a point for himself.  3-1 Team Koe after 4.


That is an epic toss, right up there with the Olympic shot that nabbed 5 points in one end.
 
2018-04-15 02:17:14 PM  
So I just finished the yard work I set out to do this morning before the rain arrives this afternoon.  Would have done more but the bin is full.
 
2018-04-15 02:35:18 PM  
I feel I need to share this witth you folks.  My threshold for spicy food has been going up as of late, to the point where I had to open a special bottle of hot sauce:

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2018-04-15 02:40:59 PM  
LET'S GO FLYERS!
 
2018-04-15 02:55:48 PM  
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2018-04-15 02:58:08 PM  
Almost now
 
2018-04-15 03:02:28 PM  
Shut up Pierre...
 
2018-04-15 03:03:18 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:07:01 PM  

harleyquinnical: I feel I need to share this witth you folks.  My threshold for spicy food has been going up as of late, to the point where I had to open a special bottle of hot sauce:

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First ingredient is sugar? Jalapeno? How cute.
 
2018-04-15 03:07:16 PM  
Milbury's voice makes my intestines irritable.
 
2018-04-15 03:09:49 PM  
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(and my first green evah!)
 
2018-04-15 03:09:58 PM  
I had to watch the Leafs - Broons game on delay because I had to be elsewhere at 7.  So instead of CBC, I had to watch the NBC feed, as the NHL craptastic app would only let me stream that version.  Sweet Jebus in a bumper car, but I forgot just how excruciatingly awful Pierre and Doc are until forced to listen to 60 minutes of their verbal diarrhea for the first time in a while.  I ended up having to turn the sound off completely - I just could not take another minute of those blathering idiots.  I really pity you poor farkers who have no alternative broadcasts as the stupid coming out of their mouths was painful.
 
2018-04-15 03:09:59 PM  

Polish Hussar: Curling update:  Tremendous shot by Koe with the 4th end's last rock.  Curls just past the guard, gives a good knock to the two Edin stones in the house, and comes to rest as the shot stone.  So in one shot he prevented an Edin double and took a point for himself.  3-1 Team Koe after 4.


And then Koe gets slammed  into the rail and lay motionless for two minutes, staggered up, and was back playing in four minutes.
 
2018-04-15 03:11:13 PM  

jaylectricity: First ingredient is sugar? Jalapeno? How cute.


You wouldn't think it would be that spicy, would you.  It's hotter than Dave's Insanity Sauce.  Eclectic can take really spicy foods (from India and Thailand) and that sauce is at the top of her scale.
 
2018-04-15 03:11:34 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:12:22 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:14:12 PM  
Let's see some bonus hockey today!
 
2018-04-15 03:16:25 PM  
Let's go Pens. Let's put them in the goal today instead of hitting the post.
 
2018-04-15 03:17:01 PM  
Crosby has a cheering section it seems
 
2018-04-15 03:17:05 PM  
and the best part is....no retard airhorn!

harleyquinnical: So I just finished the yard work I set out to do this morning before the rain arrives this afternoon.  Would have done more but the bin is full.


I have to mow my lawn yet, but I'm gonna wait til like 5 local time, as it'll be as warm as it'll get all day then (around 51ish)
 
2018-04-15 03:17:14 PM  
Hopefully this  is the last cold/nasty day of the season.   I have steakhouse chili cooking low and slow.  Have the makings for demerara-encrusted cornbread.  Chili won't be ready until 6 or 7pm, i.e., the second game.

And I have a nice sipping bourbon.

Especially if the Flyers win, it'll be a good day.
 
2018-04-15 03:17:42 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:17:53 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:18:19 PM  
SHUT UP PIERRE!!!!

 
2018-04-15 03:18:38 PM  
Anthem time!

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2018-04-15 03:18:51 PM  

harleyquinnical: jaylectricity: First ingredient is sugar? Jalapeno? How cute.

You wouldn't think it would be that spicy, would you.  It's hotter than Dave's Insanity Sauce.  Eclectic can take really spicy foods (from India and Thailand) and that sauce is at the top of her scale.


I shouldn't, but I'll take your word for it. I'd like to know where these jalapenos are from.
 
2018-04-15 03:20:15 PM  
You take the beats of the anthem and just make em your own
 
2018-04-15 03:20:29 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:20:32 PM  

jaylectricity: harleyquinnical: jaylectricity: First ingredient is sugar? Jalapeno? How cute.

You wouldn't think it would be that spicy, would you.  It's hotter than Dave's Insanity Sauce.  Eclectic can take really spicy foods (from India and Thailand) and that sauce is at the top of her scale.

I shouldn't, but I'll take your word for it. I'd like to know where these jalapenos are from.


No clue, but I don't think they took out the seeds in production.   Same goes for the habenero peppers.
 
2018-04-15 03:21:03 PM  
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2018-04-15 03:21:30 PM  
Go flyers!

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2018-04-15 03:22:10 PM  
Go Pens!
 
2018-04-15 03:22:41 PM  
Oh nice save by Murray there
 
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