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(NASCAR)   Even if the racing sucks, it's still Bristol, baby. The Food City 500 has been moved up an hour due to threat of inclement weather to 1 pm EDT on FOX (Race rescheduled to Monday at same time)   ( nascar.com) divider line
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2018-04-15 01:37:49 AM  
Real Fox or FuxSpurts1OMGWTF?
 
2018-04-15 05:42:17 AM  

foo monkey: Real Fox or FuxSpurts1OMGWTF?


As real as Fox can get, yes it is on the network Fox, not cable.
 
2018-04-15 05:43:46 AM  

foo monkey: Real Fox or FuxSpurts1OMGWTF?


Fox is at least better than this junk:

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2018-04-15 05:56:47 AM  
Bets on this being a night race?

FYI, if they move this to Monday... my argument still stands.  They ought to put Monday rain-moved races on prime time, not while 90% of their fans are working.
 
2018-04-15 12:25:59 PM  
My body is ready
 
2018-04-15 12:36:43 PM  
From the weather forecast, I don't think it's going to happen today.
 
2018-04-15 12:45:30 PM  
There are no people in the stands.
 
TWX
2018-04-15 12:45:40 PM  

downstairs: Bets on this being a night race?

FYI, if they move this to Monday... my argument still stands.  They ought to put Monday rain-moved races on prime time, not while 90% of their fans are working.


That only works if they make more money that way than they do with their regular programming. That calculus requires consideration for damage to their existing lineup down the road too. If someone expecting to tune-in to a show on Monday night finds their show preempted and they change channels, if they like what they found on another channel they might not tune-in to the original preempted program a week later. Those who run the shows that might be preempted in such an arrangement will probably also fight it, since it's their shows on the line if their ratings stumble because of preemption.
 
2018-04-15 12:49:22 PM  

QueenMamaBee: From the weather forecast, I don't think it's going to happen today.


I agree with you...
 
2018-04-15 01:02:32 PM  
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Everyone's intro songs from today. Crayons has one of the worst "songs" ever created which makes me hate him more. Someone played it at work a few days ago and I threatened to throw their phone into the middle of the nearest highway.
 
2018-04-15 01:02:33 PM  
Did DW just say something about tossed salad? I thought that was more Mikey's thing, but to each his own, I guess....
 
2018-04-15 01:07:07 PM  

Professor Farksworth: [img.fark.net image 850x1180]

Everyone's intro songs from today. Crayons has one of the worst "songs" ever created which makes me hate him more. Someone played it at work a few days ago and I threatened to throw their phone into the middle of the nearest highway.


Completely the wrong song for Guido. Shoulda been "Radio".
 
2018-04-15 01:08:45 PM  

The Bestest: Professor Farksworth: [img.fark.net image 850x1180]

Everyone's intro songs from today. Crayons has one of the worst "songs" ever created which makes me hate him more. Someone played it at work a few days ago and I threatened to throw their phone into the middle of the nearest highway.

Completely the wrong song for Guido. Shoulda been "Radio".


They should partner with WWE for the All Star Race and have them imitate WWE Entrances for Driver Intros.
 
2018-04-15 01:12:53 PM  

Professor Farksworth: [img.fark.net image 850x1180]

Everyone's intro songs from today. Crayons has one of the worst "songs" ever created which makes me hate him more. Someone played it at work a few days ago and I threatened to throw their phone into the middle of the nearest highway.


I'd never heard that before.... now I wish I still hadn't. Good Lord that's awful.
 
2018-04-15 01:16:13 PM  
OK Larson , what we need here is a strategy for being in the lead at the halfway point. I dont think we are going full distance
 
2018-04-15 01:16:17 PM  
Is Dinger going to dance like the gopher did?
 
2018-04-15 01:16:26 PM  
Pray, Brad!
 
2018-04-15 01:17:09 PM  
This sucks
 
2018-04-15 01:17:54 PM  
MY EARS!!
 
2018-04-15 01:18:00 PM  
colonel Sanders is there! I KNEW he werent really dead!
 
2018-04-15 01:18:54 PM  

QueenMamaBee: This sucks


I like that kinda gal
 
2018-04-15 01:20:29 PM  
I realize that it just rained, but there might be more fans in this thread than there are in those stands.
 
2018-04-15 01:23:00 PM  

technomuse: Is Dinger going to dance like the gopher did?


If Dinger's dancing, I'd prefer it to be a stripper tune :D
 
2018-04-15 01:24:04 PM  
Okay folks, here goes!
 
2018-04-15 01:24:22 PM  

No Line For Beer: I realize that it just rained, but there might be more fans in this thread than there are in those stands.


Should we stop watching now? Or wait?
 
2018-04-15 01:24:27 PM  

mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: This sucks

I like that kinda gal


One that sucks or one that mutilates the anthem?
 
2018-04-15 01:26:32 PM  

QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: This sucks

I like that kinda gal

One that sucks or one that mutilates the anthem?


One of those can make me completely forget about the other one.
 
2018-04-15 01:28:07 PM  

mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: This sucks

I like that kinda gal

One that sucks or one that mutilates the anthem?

One of those can make me completely forget about the other one.


She'd better be really good at one to make you forget about the other
 
2018-04-15 01:29:01 PM  
they're actually gonna try to get this in? Fine. Have some pre-race standings:

1. Shrub - 316w (7)
2. Jowy - 278
3. Blaney - 265 (2)
4. Happy - 257w3*p20 (12p7) *Vegas win encumbered
5. Truex the Greater - 250w (7)
6. Itchy - 249w (5)
7. Horsie - 237 (1)
8. Xanax - 224 (2)
9. Surprise - 222 (1)
10. Dammit - 202
11. Cubert - 193
12. Bacon - 177
13. Asshat - 159w (5)
14. A-Bow - 154
15. a can of spray chalk from Menard's - 146
16. Strax - 145
--------------------------
17. Lord Byron - 135
18. Gnome - 128p25
19. Bubba - 126
20. Dinger - 123
21. HWSNBN - 123
22. Wrecky Spinhouse - 123
23. MacMary - 122
24. Buescher - 118
25. a towel - 114
26. Southbound - 108
27. Kahne - 98
28. Ol' Man Bayne - 97
29. Raygun - 92
30. Crayons - 86
----------------------
31. Guido - 75
32. Cool Whip - 55
33. Gaulding - 48
34. Min-E - 28
35. Kennington - 28
36. Harrion Rhodes - 21
37. the castle - 17
38. Mark Thompson - 15
39. Gaughan - 9
40. Sorenson - 3
41. Princess Crumplefenders - 2
42. LaJoie - 2
 
2018-04-15 01:29:17 PM  
Dear Lord 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus, I'm getting ready to leave, so if you could smite 2/3 of Team Penske quickly, like you did at Bristol a few years ago.... I'd greatly appreciate it.
 
2018-04-15 01:30:09 PM  

Professor Farksworth: [img.fark.net image 850x1180]

Everyone's intro songs from today. Crayons has one of the worst "songs" ever created which makes me hate him more. Someone played it at work a few days ago and I threatened to throw their phone into the middle of the nearest highway.


SuperCena Prime's intro should go to HWSNBN, not Guido.
 
2018-04-15 01:33:24 PM  
Just over from watching the Formula E race in Rome. they compress it into a 1 hr show
 
2018-04-15 01:34:34 PM  
Unapproved tire? What, did Chad bring Hoosiers?
 
2018-04-15 01:34:50 PM  
I hate Kyle Busch so much.

*eyes Idol*
 
2018-04-15 01:35:22 PM  
BOOGITY3

 
2018-04-15 01:35:22 PM  
EL GRANDE UNO!
 
2018-04-15 01:35:37 PM  
Noooooooo. Dinger :( Damnit Truex
 
2018-04-15 01:35:38 PM  
clownshoes already
 
2018-04-15 01:35:44 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Dear Lord 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus, I'm getting ready to leave, so if you could smite 2/3 of Team Penske quickly, like you did at Bristol a few years ago.... I'd greatly appreciate it.


Leave Ryann Blaney out but use that extra smiting energy on 2,22 to totally crushem
 
2018-04-15 01:35:50 PM  

Professor Farksworth: I hate Kyle Busch so much.

*eyes Idol*


Target Unauthorized.
 
2018-04-15 01:36:58 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Unapproved tire? What, did Chad bring Hoosiers?


Michelin.
 
2018-04-15 01:37:30 PM  
SPEAKING OF THIS DAMN SONG...
 
2018-04-15 01:37:39 PM  
I'm at the rink and can't stream. Go Guido!
 
2018-04-15 01:37:41 PM  

RankStranger: QueenMamaBee: Dear Lord 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus, I'm getting ready to leave, so if you could smite 2/3 of Team Penske quickly, like you did at Bristol a few years ago.... I'd greatly appreciate it.

Leave Ryann Blaney out but use that extra smiting energy on 2,22 to totally crushem


I want Blaney to be safe..... I wouldn't mind the extra crushing to extend to Brad & Jowy's personal vehicles. Full engine smitings all around.
 
2018-04-15 01:37:48 PM  
DAMN!  Missed the 24 by just a hair!

*re-calibrates idol*
 
2018-04-15 01:37:53 PM  

bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: I hate Kyle Busch so much.

*eyes Idol*

Target Unauthorized.


Rowdy deserves a rogue IDOL smiting of epic proportions
 
2018-04-15 01:38:43 PM  

RankStranger: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: I hate Kyle Busch so much.

*eyes Idol*

Target Unauthorized.

Rowdy deserves a rogue IDOL smiting of epic proportions


Porch Buddha is up to perform a good smiting
 
2018-04-15 01:39:00 PM  

QueenMamaBee: RankStranger: QueenMamaBee: Dear Lord 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus, I'm getting ready to leave, so if you could smite 2/3 of Team Penske quickly, like you did at Bristol a few years ago.... I'd greatly appreciate it.

Leave Ryann Blaney out but use that extra smiting energy on 2,22 to totally crushem

I want Blaney to be safe..... I wouldn't mind the extra crushing to extend to Brad & Jowy's personal vehicles. Full engine smitings all around.


Careful though, since my transmission is already screwy.
 
2018-04-15 01:42:29 PM  
Sliding Dinger.
 
2018-04-15 01:44:48 PM  
Just checked the radar, and it shows heavy rain over the track now. So, this may be short lived.
 
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