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(NYPost)   Wrestling legend Jerry "The King" Lawler almost came and went at the same time   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2018-04-14 09:38:26 PM  
Subby you magnificent bastard that headline is gold. Glad King is alright as well.
 
2018-04-15 01:45:40 AM  
I don't want Jerry Lawler to die, but if there's one guy I could applaud for stroking out while having sex with a woman 2/3 his age, it might be him.  Unless I'm missing a history of rape or inappropriate sexual overtures.  I had to explain to my kids today how horrific it was to learn Phil Huxtable turned out to be a serial rapist.  I don't want to repeat that with Jerry Lawler.
 
2018-04-15 02:21:33 AM  
I read this headline, see the pic of his fiancée, and think "that's why the call him The King, folks"
 
2018-04-15 06:42:11 AM  
Bah Gawd, King!
 
2018-04-15 07:03:55 AM  

foo monkey: I don't want Jerry Lawler to die, but if there's one guy I could applaud for stroking out while having sex with a woman 2/3 his age, it might be him.  Unless I'm missing a history of rape or inappropriate sexual overtures.  I had to explain to my kids today how horrific it was to learn Phil Huxtable turned out to be a serial rapist.  I don't want to repeat that with Jerry Lawler.


I'm pretty sure you're going to have to repeat that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usat​o​day.com/amp/86028252
 
2018-04-15 07:06:38 AM  
foo monkey:

I don't want Jerry Lawler to die, but if there's one guy I could applaud for stroking out while having sex with a woman 2/3 his age, it might be him. Unless I'm missing a history of rape or inappropriate sexual overtures. I had to explain to my kids today how horrific it was to learn Phil Huxtable turned out to be a serial rapist. I don't want to repeat that with Jerry Lawler.

Is not amused:

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2018-04-15 07:11:16 AM  

Aar1012: Bah Gawd, King!

"Good God, almighty. Good God, almighty; that killed him. As God as my witness, she broke him in half!"

 
2018-04-15 07:13:16 AM  
The worst part is that someone had to explain to the 14-year-old what a stroke is
 
2018-04-15 07:34:08 AM  
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2018-04-15 07:39:59 AM  
He almost died when he had a stroke during sex?  That's all he could muster, one stroke?  Amateur!
 
2018-04-15 08:01:15 AM  

biggamehickman: Aar1012: Bah Gawd, King!

"Good God, almighty. Good God, almighty; that killed him. As God as my witness, she broke him in half!"


Somebody stop the damn coitus!
 
2018-04-15 08:42:39 AM  
About 10-12 years ago, we noticed a bar trivia regular didn't show up one day.  We asked one of his buddies why Terry would miss his favorite night of the week.

"Well, Terry was taking those 100mg Viagra..."

/If you're gonna go...
 
2018-04-15 08:48:02 AM  
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"Yeah, but why are we okay with the idea of Jerry Lawler having SEX in the first place?"
 
2018-04-15 09:03:32 AM  
Shes 29? She looks 40 at least.
 
2018-04-15 09:16:42 AM  

robertus: biggamehickman: Aar1012: Bah Gawd, King!

"Good God, almighty. Good God, almighty; that killed him. As God as my witness, she broke him in half!"

Somebody stop the damn coitus!


Well that's it, he's dead.
 
2018-04-15 09:53:10 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: foo monkey: I don't want Jerry Lawler to die, but if there's one guy I could applaud for stroking out while having sex with a woman 2/3 his age, it might be him.  Unless I'm missing a history of rape or inappropriate sexual overtures.  I had to explain to my kids today how horrific it was to learn Phil Huxtable turned out to be a serial rapist.  I don't want to repeat that with Jerry Lawler.

I'm pretty sure you're going to have to repeat that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usato​day.com/amp/86028252


He's a much bigger piece of shiat......

https://news.google.com/newspapers?id​=​ugobAAAAIBAJ&sjid=LEgEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5060​%2C2938759
 
2018-04-15 10:06:05 AM  
As someone who has been a ct / MRI tech for 33 years I can tell you that this happens a lot more than anyone realizes. Be safe out there all you farkers.
 
2018-04-15 10:16:29 AM  

stir22: As someone who has been a ct / MRI tech for 33 years I can tell you that this happens a lot more than anyone realizes. Be safe out there all you farkers.


please your talking to Farkers here. We are lucky to not be virgins
 
2018-04-15 11:31:49 AM  
His last word: PUPPIES
 
2018-04-15 12:21:47 PM  

TheManofPA: His last word: PUPPIES


Came in to say, was he stroking the puppies .
 
2018-04-15 12:25:53 PM  

foo monkey: I don't want Jerry Lawler to die, but if there's one guy I could applaud for stroking out while having sex with a woman 2/3 his age, it might be him.  Unless I'm missing a history of rape or inappropriate sexual overtures.  I had to explain to my kids today how horrific it was to learn Phil Huxtable turned out to be a serial rapist.  I don't want to repeat that with Jerry Lawler.


Oh you're gonna have to repeat it. Don't look up what he was arrested for 25 years ago if you want to continue liking him
 
2018-04-15 12:27:54 PM  

johnny_vegas: Straight Outta Wells Branch: foo monkey: I don't want Jerry Lawler to die, but if there's one guy I could applaud for stroking out while having sex with a woman 2/3 his age, it might be him.  Unless I'm missing a history of rape or inappropriate sexual overtures.  I had to explain to my kids today how horrific it was to learn Phil Huxtable turned out to be a serial rapist.  I don't want to repeat that with Jerry Lawler.

I'm pretty sure you're going to have to repeat that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usato​day.com/amp/86028252

He's a much bigger piece of shiat......

https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=​ugobAAAAIBAJ&sjid=LEgEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5060​%2C2938759


2 for $25 Russel Jersey Shorts?  The Madness!

/saw the article too
//I have faith in no celebrities except Dolly Parton
 
2018-04-15 01:21:46 PM  
She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.
 
2018-04-15 01:52:30 PM  

weirdneighbour: She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.


Just googled his net worth. That guy is worth $7 million? That seems really high. He's not still broadcasting, I don't think. I'm not sure how he's worth that much. He was never a top draw like Flair, Hogan, Rock, etc.
 
2018-04-15 02:09:26 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: weirdneighbour: She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.

Just googled his net worth. That guy is worth $7 million? That seems really high. He's not still broadcasting, I don't think. I'm not sure how he's worth that much. He was never a top draw like Flair, Hogan, Rock, etc.


I don't follow wrestling, but do know some big names in the past but never heard of this guy.
 
2018-04-15 02:27:58 PM  

weirdneighbour: Straight Outta Wells Branch: weirdneighbour: She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.

Just googled his net worth. That guy is worth $7 million? That seems really high. He's not still broadcasting, I don't think. I'm not sure how he's worth that much. He was never a top draw like Flair, Hogan, Rock, etc.

I don't follow wrestling, but do know some big names in the past but never heard of this guy.


I don't either, but he's kind of a comedy legend:

Kaufman vs Lawler
Youtube 11T_-k7ckrg
 
2018-04-15 02:51:30 PM  

Fursecution: weirdneighbour: Straight Outta Wells Branch: weirdneighbour: She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.

Just googled his net worth. That guy is worth $7 million? That seems really high. He's not still broadcasting, I don't think. I'm not sure how he's worth that much. He was never a top draw like Flair, Hogan, Rock, etc.

I don't follow wrestling, but do know some big names in the past but never heard of this guy.

I don't either, but he's kind of a comedy legend:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/11T_-k7c​krg?start=30]


HA, yeah ok, now I remember him, classic.
 
2018-04-15 03:59:02 PM  

Lifeless: The worst part is that someone had to explain to the 14-year-old what a stroke is


Goddammit, Lifeless! That's brilliant! >:-(
 
2018-04-15 05:22:39 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: weirdneighbour: She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.

Just googled his net worth. That guy is worth $7 million? That seems really high. He's not still broadcasting, I don't think. I'm not sure how he's worth that much. He was never a top draw like Flair, Hogan, Rock, etc.


According to Meltzer, a lot of wrestler net worths are as real as wrestling itself. Lawler might be worth around that, though. He did run USWA and was in the WWE during the Attitude Era and for a while after.
 
2018-04-15 07:04:22 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: weirdneighbour: She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.

Just googled his net worth. That guy is worth $7 million? That seems really high. He's not still broadcasting, I don't think. I'm not sure how he's worth that much. He was never a top draw like Flair, Hogan, Rock, etc.


Memphis TV wrestling was drawing something like a 75 share when he was there and he doesn't seem bad with his money, no shock he's worth this much.
 
2018-04-15 10:21:28 PM  

weirdneighbour: She better get him down the aisle before it's too late if she wants to cash in.


Does she hold a money in the bank briefcase?
 
2018-04-16 09:26:22 AM  
These aren't the safety concerns they had in mind when they banned the piledriver, but it applies all the same.
 
2018-04-16 06:05:17 PM  

johnny_vegas: Straight Outta Wells Branch: foo monkey: I don't want Jerry Lawler to die, but if there's one guy I could applaud for stroking out while having sex with a woman 2/3 his age, it might be him.  Unless I'm missing a history of rape or inappropriate sexual overtures.  I had to explain to my kids today how horrific it was to learn Phil Huxtable turned out to be a serial rapist.  I don't want to repeat that with Jerry Lawler.

I'm pretty sure you're going to have to repeat that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usato​day.com/amp/86028252

He's a much bigger piece of shiat......

https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=​ugobAAAAIBAJ&sjid=LEgEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5060​%2C2938759


Came her to make some of those points, one former client of mine (one of the most famous stars in wrestling over the last 40-50 years) said that Lawler was well known for his penchant for "younger" girls/women.  I might add that Honky-Tonk man calls Lawler "Chester the Molester" and has levied those same allegations for well over a decade now.

Lawler was in his 40's when he met his 3rd ex-wife "Kat" while she was 18/19 at the time.  There's a lot of smoke around Lawler and teenagers, including what amounted to a conviction on a lesser charge, for his involvement with a 13 yr old girl.  Now days, I seriously doubt any prosecutor is dropping that charge and letting skate on a lesser charge.  For one thing, any allegations/charges of that nature would be plastered across the internet in a matter of hours.  Not found buried on page 3 of the local newspaper.
 
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