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(Guardian)   Four prime time matches are on tap, starting in Southampton, going to Selhurst Park, off to Liverpool, and ending in Wembley. Sunday has Arsenal at Newcastle, followed by Baggies at United. Kickoff is 7:30 am EDT. This is your EPL Discussion Thread   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2018-04-14 02:03:29 AM  
So much football tomorrow.  The weird start time for Spurs and City is throwing me off.
 
2018-04-14 02:10:46 AM  
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2018-04-14 06:02:11 AM  
Oooh. Double game week (in fantasy footy land).
ManUre, Brighton, Spuds, Burnley, Chelsea, Bournemouth, Southampton & Leicester all play twice.
Mmm. To bench boost or to triple captain? Decisions decisions
Write up of last week's events here
& the table here
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2018-04-14 06:43:53 AM  
Morning all...the smell of fear pervades St. Mary's as Soton fights for their EPL lives and Conte (maybe? again?) fights for his job.  I'll be awake for it but only because Aberdeen have a cup semifinal against Motherwell at the same time.
 
2018-04-14 07:05:59 AM  
Morning all. I'll miss most of the games today as I'm taking czetie jr. to the March for Science rally.

This will be his first protest march. They grow up so fast. *sniff*
 
2018-04-14 07:09:24 AM  
I can't believe Sparky's put Austin on the bench again.
He scored with his first touch after coming on last week.
 
2018-04-14 07:34:36 AM  
Hmm  double predictor week. Lets see how far into the negatives I can go.
 
2018-04-14 07:38:51 AM  
About 20 minutes in and nothing doing at Hampden so far, Aberdeen in blue maybe a little on top over Motherwell in their Harry Potter strip.

Oh oops just as I typed that Arnason totally failed to deal with a through ball and Motherwell convert for a 1-0 lead.
 
2018-04-14 07:40:08 AM  
Wtf Dons.  Comedy defending, 2-0 down.
 
2018-04-14 07:42:58 AM  
Good morning everybody. Hmmmm, Mike Dean officiating and he hasn't pulled a card out in 12 full minutes. I wonder if he has the flu or something.
 
2018-04-14 07:48:38 AM  
Afternoon all.

FFPL report to follow for the main batch of games.
 
2018-04-14 07:51:21 AM  
WTF Chelsea
 
2018-04-14 07:51:28 AM  
Oh my. Chelsea looks so completely checked out.
 
2018-04-14 07:52:30 AM  
Dammit Chelsea!
 
2018-04-14 07:53:30 AM  

midpoint: Afternoon all.

FFPL report to follow for the main batch of games.


Morning, Mids. I'm afraid you'll have to also give an update of your latest shenanigans. I've been living vicariously through you for a couple years now. My own life is dreadfully boring.
 
2018-04-14 07:56:48 AM  

midpoint: Afternoon all.

FFPL report to follow for the main batch of games.


'Ow do
 
2018-04-14 08:04:07 AM  

Langston: WTF Chelsea


dietbubba: Oh my. Chelsea looks so completely checked out.


Pista: Dammit Chelsea!


Are they *trying* to kill my banker???

/banked Chelsea winning 3-1
 
2018-04-14 08:04:49 AM  
God, Morata is whiny
 
2018-04-14 08:05:46 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Langston: WTF Chelsea

dietbubba: Oh my. Chelsea looks so completely checked out.

Pista: Dammit Chelsea!

Are they *trying* to kill my banker???

/banked Chelsea winning 3-1


It's still early. I have Chelsea winning, too, but their recent form has been lackluster at best.
 
2018-04-14 08:11:30 AM  

czetie: Morning all. I'll miss most of the games today as I'm taking czetie jr. to the March for Science rally.

This will be his first protest march. They grow up so fast. *sniff*


Marches for Science, marches against fascism, marches for women's rights. Is this the 1930's all over again?
 
2018-04-14 08:12:41 AM  
There's the Mike Dean card we all knew was coming.
 
2018-04-14 08:13:28 AM  

Norfolking Chance: czetie: Morning all. I'll miss most of the games today as I'm taking czetie jr. to the March for Science rally.

This will be his first protest march. They grow up so fast. *sniff*

Marches for Science, marches against fascism, marches for women's rights. Is this the 1930's all over again?


Wy we're heading, I fear a March for Object Permanence may become necessary.
 
2018-04-14 08:16:53 AM  

midpoint: Object Permanence


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2018-04-14 08:17:43 AM  

Langston: midpoint: Afternoon all.

FFPL report to follow for the main batch of games.

Morning, Mids. I'm afraid you'll have to also give an update of your latest shenanigans. I've been living vicariously through you for a couple years now. My own life is dreadfully boring.


Well, next week is a shiny ladies evening. In Glasgow - new event. I'm hosting a gathering beforehand and there may be pics.

In other news, a tattooed and pierced god-daughter of Sir Garfield Sobers has taken me as a lover and may well kill me by means of erotic exhaustion.

Pretty quiet this end really.
 
2018-04-14 08:18:50 AM  

midpoint: In other news, a tattooed and pierced god-daughter of Sir Garfield Sobers has taken me as a lover and may well kill me by means of erotic exhaustion.


I cannot imagine a better way to go
 
2018-04-14 08:19:21 AM  
I dream of the day when Mike Dean goes to officiate at the WC and cards for diving fly like mad
 
2018-04-14 08:21:26 AM  
Sadly I will not be around for the Reds match today. Friend is celebrating her birthday, starting at kick-off. So I will be recording the match to watch later. I honestly think it will be a letdown match and they will struggle today.
 
2018-04-14 08:41:53 AM  
Big save by Courtois there
 
2018-04-14 08:47:01 AM  

dietbubba: Big save by Courtois there


Charlie Austin would have buried that opportunity
 
2018-04-14 08:48:08 AM  
Well Conte, it was nice knowing you.
 
2018-04-14 08:49:22 AM  

Langston: Well Conte, it was nice knowing you.


Pretty much.
Meaty bearded one on the pitch
 
2018-04-14 08:49:56 AM  
Saints fans full-throated now
 
2018-04-14 08:54:32 AM  
Hollee Shiat this is embarrassing for Chelsea
Is Conte going to survive the weekend?
 
2018-04-14 08:55:57 AM  
I really considered playing my banker here until I saw it was a double week.

mcreel: Hollee Shiat this is embarrassing for Chelsea
Is Conte going to survive the weekend?


It wouldn't shock me if he didn't
 
2018-04-14 08:58:04 AM  
 1 back
 
2018-04-14 08:58:17 AM  
Squeaky bum time at St. Marys
 
2018-04-14 08:58:43 AM  

dietbubba: I really considered playing my banker here until I saw it was a double week.

mcreel: Hollee Shiat this is embarrassing for Chelsea
Is Conte going to survive the weekend?

It wouldn't shock me if he didn't


How did everything go so bad so fast?
I've been watching a lot, but don't really keep up with all the off-pitch news
 
2018-04-14 09:00:26 AM  

dietbubba: Saints fans full-throated now


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Kin-ky....
 
2018-04-14 09:01:34 AM  

mcreel: dietbubba: I really considered playing my banker here until I saw it was a double week.

mcreel: Hollee Shiat this is embarrassing for Chelsea
Is Conte going to survive the weekend?

It wouldn't shock me if he didn't

How did everything go so bad so fast?
I've been watching a lot, but don't really keep up with all the off-pitch news


When matches stop going your way, the players tune out the manager.  Especially a rah-rah one like Conte. Plus, Chelsea's just looked stagnant and complete unimaginative.
 
2018-04-14 09:02:44 AM  
Hazard!
 
2018-04-14 09:03:21 AM  

Norfolking Chance: czetie: Morning all. I'll miss most of the games today as I'm taking czetie jr. to the March for Science rally.

This will be his first protest march. They grow up so fast. *sniff*

Marches for Science, marches against fascism, marches for women's rights. Is this the 1930's all over again?


Don't forget the rallies in favor of fascism, those are the ones that really scare me.
 
2018-04-14 09:05:31 AM  
Perhaps we were too quick with those coffin nails
 
2018-04-14 09:06:34 AM  
Giroud!
 
2018-04-14 09:06:50 AM  
The most handsome of comebacks
 
2018-04-14 09:07:08 AM  
Southampton really needed those points.
 
2018-04-14 09:09:31 AM  
WTH?
Nothing changed for either team
They just remembered they were good again?
Even if they win Cote's got to go
 
2018-04-14 09:09:56 AM  
Good lord. I get up and go the bathroom and make a new pot of coffee and...
 
2018-04-14 09:11:31 AM  
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2018-04-14 09:17:51 AM  

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Just pray no reds come out.
Mike Dean has his own signature red cards
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2018-04-14 09:28:50 AM  
Palace v Brighton, or Swansea v Everton?
Why should I be asked to pick between those two blockbusters?
 
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