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(News.com.au)   AAAAAAccck ....Woman's worst nightmare comes true after her labia fuse together "due to lack of sex after menopause"   ( news.com.au) divider line
    More: Scary, vagina, Penis, Reproductive system, Vagina, Vulva, Clitoris, Sex organ, external genitalia  
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9701 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2018 at 8:03 AM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-03-22 05:48:59 AM  
That's more horrible than finding a rabbit embryo in your tapioca pudding...
 
2018-03-22 06:14:19 AM  
uh...that can happen?  Holy shiate!
 
2018-03-22 06:24:12 AM  
Craigslist: services offered: preventative maintenance
 
2018-03-22 06:41:06 AM  
Loose lips sink ships
 
2018-03-22 06:43:12 AM  
Which TFette is this?
 
2018-03-22 07:23:34 AM  
That is quite scary actually.
 
2018-03-22 07:36:09 AM  
Matthew: Hey, Jesus. That Mary Magdalene is a bit of a looker. You two are quite close. Have you ever done it with her?

Jesus: No mate. Every time I touch her, she heals up
 
2018-03-22 07:47:41 AM  
If you don't use it you will, in fact, lose it.
 
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2018-03-22 08:07:00 AM  
She's clearly married then
 
2018-03-22 08:07:25 AM  
That's what dildos are for.
 
2018-03-22 08:09:37 AM  
Go on..
 
2018-03-22 08:09:58 AM  
"A lack of oestrogen, which occurs during menopause, can also cause the vulva to become sticky.."
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2018-03-22 08:10:07 AM  

HighlanderRPI: Loose lips sink ships


... with pink torpedoes
 
2018-03-22 08:10:47 AM  
Please. Nothing that  a scalpel can't fix.
There is so, so much more wrong that can go down there.
 
2018-03-22 08:13:13 AM  

Ambivalence: uh...that can happen?  Holy shiate!

I dunno, I always thought this was a normal way for dates to accommodate the size of my penis.  I suppose I should've paid more attention in biology class. . .
 
2018-03-22 08:15:27 AM  
(Looks down nervously) 1...2...3...4.
 
2018-03-22 08:17:52 AM  
That's the hard way to prevent cameltoe .
 
2018-03-22 08:18:26 AM  
Still, it's not a problem that can't be licked.
 
2018-03-22 08:19:27 AM  
The severity depends upon whether it happens to a mouse's ear or a bulldog eating a roast beef and mayo sandwich.
 
2018-03-22 08:19:29 AM  
That's why you've got to get in there and pay attention to your naughty bits every other day, at least.
 
2018-03-22 08:19:48 AM  
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2018-03-22 08:22:05 AM  
Labial Fusion is the name of my Indigo Girls / Hole mashup band.
 
2018-03-22 08:23:35 AM  
This thread is a-ok without pics.
 
2018-03-22 08:25:59 AM  
First she loses the election, and now this.
 
2018-03-22 08:26:12 AM  
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2018-03-22 08:28:58 AM  
I bet things smelled delightful down there.

/The up a little in my mouth at the grilled cheese upthread
 
2018-03-22 08:30:04 AM  
Her condition only became apparent during a PET scan at Tohoku University Hospital for her stage four oesophageal cancer.

OK she had bigger worries than just fused labia.

The lack of oestrogen can also cause the muscular walls of the vagina to begin to waste away, as can a lack of sex.

This condition is known as vaginal atrophy.

But increasing blood flow to your nether regions - like when you climax- can help keep things in working order.


Well thank you helpful Australian person, I was concerned about my nether regions.
 
2018-03-22 08:33:14 AM  
Va-jay-jays be cra-cra.
 
2018-03-22 08:33:20 AM  
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2018-03-22 08:35:59 AM  
I thought everybody knew that No More Nails sticks things together.
 
2018-03-22 08:37:36 AM  
Sex After Menopause is the name of my  Cher transgender cover act.
 
2018-03-22 08:37:45 AM  
 Doesn't that also mean she wasn't washing it?

I bet that has more to do with her lack of sex than menopause.
 
2018-03-22 08:41:13 AM  
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2018-03-22 08:43:42 AM  
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2018-03-22 08:43:51 AM  

Bslim: Sex After Menopause is the name of my  Cher transgender cover act.

Play it again, SAM.
 
2018-03-22 08:47:49 AM  
You'd think she could have given herself a hand in preventing this.......
 
2018-03-22 08:49:21 AM  
Maybe I'm just not up on my female anatomy but isn't the vagina separate from the clitoris?  Why would her labia closing up affect her ability to pee?
 
2018-03-22 08:50:15 AM  
Sounds like the feminist\religious nut dream.
 
2018-03-22 08:51:28 AM  
Maybe she should wash.
 
2018-03-22 08:51:42 AM  

Vampire Lake: Maybe I'm just not up on my female anatomy but isn't the vagina separate from the clitoris?  Why would her labia closing up affect her ability to pee?


There's no maybe about it.
 
2018-03-22 08:52:05 AM  
I wonder if rust and dust bunnies and tumbleweeds came out when they pried that thing open?
 
2018-03-22 08:52:51 AM  

Persnickety: Vampire Lake: Maybe I'm just not up on my female anatomy but isn't the vagina separate from the clitoris?  Why would her labia closing up affect her ability to pee?

There's no maybe about it.


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2018-03-22 08:52:54 AM  

Vampire Lake: Maybe I'm just not up on my female anatomy but isn't the vagina separate from the clitoris?  Why would her labia closing up affect her ability to pee?


Aaaaaand this is just one of the reasons that sex education is important.
 
2018-03-22 08:54:43 AM  
All of the following is taken directly from TFA:

It sounds like every girl's worst nightmare:
she claims she hadn't experienced any pain or discomfort, which is why she hadn't raised the issue with a doctor.
The woman had no history of infection or pelvic trauma, two common causes of labial fusion
.

So actually it's not anywhere close to a girl's worst nightmare, since girls are, first of all, many decades away from menopause, and second, it appears to have no bothersome symptoms to the patient who had absolutely no idea it had even happened.
 
2018-03-22 08:54:50 AM  

SpectroBoy: Doesn't that also mean she wasn't washing it?

I bet that has more to do with her lack of sex than menopause.


 Another source had a better description of what was going on here - it was not caused by lack of sex. This woman has the cancer which was also not mentioned in the linked article - at least I did not see it. That crap makes everything go cattywhampus...

'Labial adhesion, when the small inner lips around the entrance to the vagina become sealed together, can be caused by low levels of oestrogen.
As a result, the problem is fairly common in girls before puberty. However, it rarely strikes postmenopausal women - who can suffer from hypoestrogenism.
Doctors claimed the woman's sedentary lifestyle and lack of a sexual partner was to blame as it could have helped spot the condition beforehand.
 
2018-03-22 08:54:59 AM  
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2018-03-22 08:56:03 AM  

Vampire Lake: Maybe I'm just not up on my female anatomy but isn't the vagina separate from the clitoris?  Why would her labia closing up affect her ability to pee?


Wut?
 
2018-03-22 08:56:46 AM  

Vampire Lake: Maybe I'm just not up on my female anatomy but isn't the vagina separate from the clitoris?  Why would her labia closing up affect her ability to pee?


Dad never gave you that talk?  Go buy a Hustler magazine right now, study it.
 
2018-03-22 08:59:24 AM  

GanjSmokr: [img.fark.net image 500x350]


The first time in recorded history that a Cathy comic was ever funny

/out of context, but still
 
2018-03-22 08:59:37 AM  

Jake Havechek: Vampire Lake: Maybe I'm just not up on my female anatomy but isn't the vagina separate from the clitoris?  Why would her labia closing up affect her ability to pee?

Dad never gave you that talk?  Go buy a Hustler magazine right now, study it.


Dude, way to date yourself there. This new-fangled Internet thing is where it's at, daddy-o.

Here, Vampire, look at this:

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Note the location of the urethra relative to the labia.
 
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