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(Daily Voice)   Couple caught with 7 pounds of heroin, 2+ pounds of cocaine, $40k in cash and judging by wife's eyebrows, a case or two of Sharpies   ( paramus.dailyvoice.com) divider line
    More: Fail, New Jersey, New York State, New York City, Drug addiction, York State Police, Bergen County, New Jersey, Police, Bergen County  
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2018-03-21 02:52:53 PM  
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2018-03-21 03:10:04 PM  
That actually looks like a half dead one.
 
2018-03-21 04:02:18 PM  
An unemployed Massachusetts couple had nearly seven pounds of heroin, more than two pounds of cocaine and $40,000

They weren't unemployed, they were full time drug dealers.

/it's a living
 
2018-03-21 04:56:13 PM  
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2018-03-21 05:00:50 PM  
Well, if the going gets weird.....
 
2018-03-21 05:22:52 PM  
I expect that they're probably safer in jail....
 
2018-03-21 05:23:05 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: An unemployed Massachusetts couple had nearly seven pounds of heroin, more than two pounds of cocaine and $40,000

They weren't unemployed, they were full time drug dealers.

/it's a living


Mules.
 
2018-03-21 05:23:58 PM  
All that nice wholesome, natural heroin will be replaced with some Putin carfentanyl.
 
2018-03-21 05:24:09 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Eddie Adams from Torrance: An unemployed Massachusetts couple had nearly seven pounds of heroin, more than two pounds of cocaine and $40,000

They weren't unemployed, they were full time drug dealers.

/it's a living

Mules.


What is it that dope dealers have against the USPS?
 
2018-03-21 05:24:40 PM  
Dang, looks like he's already told her twice too.
 
2018-03-21 05:34:05 PM  

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Ha, I came in to say a fella could have a good time in New Jew Jersey...

Then, I saw it was New Jersey and it sorta took the wind out of my sails, the spray tan from my face, the coins from my tollbooth, etc.
 
2018-03-21 05:39:27 PM  
Was that cop math or did they really have that much stuff?
 
2018-03-21 05:40:09 PM  
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 This bust happened in Massachusetts a couple months ago . I smell a rat looking for a lighter sentence
 
2018-03-21 05:41:58 PM  
I've never understood the whole drawn on eyebrows thing.  I get the smuggling heroin and cocaine.  But, man, the eyebrows....
 
2018-03-21 05:44:54 PM  
Where was Black Lightning?
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The show is pretty good so far.
 
2018-03-21 05:51:44 PM  
I wonder which relative has custody of their kids. You know these people procreated and foisted it on someone else.
 
2018-03-21 05:56:30 PM  

ha ha you lost: This bust happened in Massachusetts a couple months ago


"Operation High Hopes" is hilarious.
 
2018-03-21 06:16:30 PM  
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2018-03-21 06:17:05 PM  
Seriously...what farking fashion blog/website/magazine is telling women that eyebrows like that look good?

/Those two people will be a drag on taxpayers for their entire lives. Either incarcerated or on welfare, they will never be productive members of society.
 
2018-03-21 06:19:46 PM  

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2018-03-21 06:50:39 PM  
Wow, she's really not dealing well with Dorothy dropping that house on her sister.
 
2018-03-21 09:03:35 PM  

ha ha you lost: [img.fark.net image 425x318] This bust happened in Massachusetts a couple months ago . I smell a rat looking for a lighter sentence


My bet is Junior...
 
2018-03-21 09:12:10 PM  
Candido Tomasini

Name checks out.
 
2018-03-21 10:16:31 PM  
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2018-03-22 01:03:46 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: An unemployed Massachusetts couple had nearly seven pounds of heroin, more than two pounds of cocaine and $40,000

They weren't unemployed, they were full time drug dealers.

/it's a living


Government always trying to bring down the small business owner
 
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