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2018-03-20 05:19:13 PM  
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2018-03-20 05:34:32 PM  
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
 
2018-03-20 05:57:50 PM  
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2018-03-20 05:59:54 PM  
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2018-03-20 06:08:24 PM  
I had a third grade class that put ranch dressing on pizza, which just kind of grossed me out.  Do adults do that, too, and I just never noticed?

 OTOH, I've gotten kids to eat raw veggies for the first time with a little ranch, so I guess it's a useful thing.
 
2018-03-20 06:09:10 PM  
We were driving through South Carolina to the beach with my mother-in-law. In Darlington there was a restaurant named Fats. The blessed woman asked what kind of food it served.
 
2018-03-20 06:15:22 PM  
was it this place?
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2018-03-20 06:18:38 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: I had a third grade class that put ranch dressing on pizza, which just kind of grossed me out.  Do adults do that, too, and I just never noticed?

 OTOH, I've gotten kids to eat raw veggies for the first time with a little ranch, so I guess it's a useful thing.


On occasion I've put the left over ranch from my chicken wings on a slice. It's not something I'd do outside of that, meaning I wouldn't just grab a bottle from the fridge and pour it on, but it's not too bad.
 
2018-03-20 06:20:37 PM  
TFA made me a little queasy.

D1vwife would love the place...
 
2018-03-20 06:21:13 PM  
The family and I dined at a restaurant last summer where 70% of the menu had blue cheese added somewhere.
Deep fried zucchini or mozzarella sticks w/ blue cheese dip.
Nachos w/ blue cheese
Bacon cheeseburger w/ blue cheese
Lasagna w/ blue cheese
14 oz Rib eye w/ blue cheese sauce (A GODDAMN RIB EYE!!!)

I finally settled on the cheeseburger. It arrived smothered in blue and white goo. Couldn't even see the meat.
I don't know if their refrigerator broke or if they just got a good deal.
But we've never been back.
Just writing about it gives me heartburn...
 
2018-03-20 06:54:40 PM  

Redh8t: The family and I dined at a restaurant last summer where 70% of the menu had blue cheese added somewhere.
Deep fried zucchini or mozzarella sticks w/ blue cheese dip.
Nachos w/ blue cheese
Bacon cheeseburger w/ blue cheese
Lasagna w/ blue cheese
14 oz Rib eye w/ blue cheese sauce (A GODDAMN RIB EYE!!!)

I finally settled on the cheeseburger. It arrived smothered in blue and white goo. Couldn't even see the meat.
I don't know if their refrigerator broke or if they just got a good deal.
But we've never been back.
Just writing about it gives me heartburn...


Now that's my kind of restaurant.
 
2018-03-20 07:00:51 PM  

CipollinaFan: Redh8t: The family and I dined at a restaurant last summer where 70% of the menu had blue cheese added somewhere.
Deep fried zucchini or mozzarella sticks w/ blue cheese dip.
Nachos w/ blue cheese
Bacon cheeseburger w/ blue cheese
Lasagna w/ blue cheese
14 oz Rib eye w/ blue cheese sauce (A GODDAMN RIB EYE!!!)

I finally settled on the cheeseburger. It arrived smothered in blue and white goo. Couldn't even see the meat.
I don't know if their refrigerator broke or if they just got a good deal.
But we've never been back.
Just writing about it gives me heartburn...

Now that's my kind of restaurant.


Before Bennigan's closed they had blue cheese potato chips ( second fried ruffles with melted blue cheese) I ordered some for the table, turns out of was the only one who likes blue cheese. I had also ordered a blue cheese burger. I woke up at 2 am feeling not quite right and the backs of my knees and elbows nwere all read and inflamed. Took one bennedryl all was fine. Turns out you can eat too much blue cheese. I still eat blue cheese because I ain't no pussy, but I may be an idiot.
 
2018-03-20 07:08:48 PM  
Don't worry, there's no actual salad there.
 
2018-03-20 07:17:14 PM  

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2018-03-20 07:19:58 PM  

Stepqhen: CipollinaFan: Redh8t: The family and I dined at a restaurant last summer where 70% of the menu had blue cheese added somewhere.
Deep fried zucchini or mozzarella sticks w/ blue cheese dip.
Nachos w/ blue cheese
Bacon cheeseburger w/ blue cheese
Lasagna w/ blue cheese
14 oz Rib eye w/ blue cheese sauce (A GODDAMN RIB EYE!!!)

I finally settled on the cheeseburger. It arrived smothered in blue and white goo. Couldn't even see the meat.
I don't know if their refrigerator broke or if they just got a good deal.
But we've never been back.
Just writing about it gives me heartburn...

Now that's my kind of restaurant.

Before Bennigan's closed they had blue cheese potato chips ( second fried ruffles with melted blue cheese) I ordered some for the table, turns out of was the only one who likes blue cheese. I had also ordered a blue cheese burger. I woke up at 2 am feeling not quite right and the backs of my knees and elbows nwere all read and inflamed. Took one bennedryl all was fine. Turns out you can eat too much blue cheese. I still eat blue cheese because I ain't no pussy, but I may be an idiot.


Blue cheese is lovely in appropriate amounts. But when used excessively it tends to overpower all other flavors.
And the after-burps will clear a room. ;-)

Never heard of a reaction to it though. Perhaps you're slightly allergic to penicillin?
 
2018-03-20 07:26:56 PM  

Redh8t: Stepqhen: CipollinaFan: Redh8t: The family and I dined at a restaurant last summer where 70% of the menu had blue cheese added somewhere.
Deep fried zucchini or mozzarella sticks w/ blue cheese dip.
Nachos w/ blue cheese
Bacon cheeseburger w/ blue cheese
Lasagna w/ blue cheese
14 oz Rib eye w/ blue cheese sauce (A GODDAMN RIB EYE!!!)

I finally settled on the cheeseburger. It arrived smothered in blue and white goo. Couldn't even see the meat.
I don't know if their refrigerator broke or if they just got a good deal.
But we've never been back.
Just writing about it gives me heartburn...

Now that's my kind of restaurant.

Before Bennigan's closed they had blue cheese potato chips ( second fried ruffles with melted blue cheese) I ordered some for the table, turns out of was the only one who likes blue cheese. I had also ordered a blue cheese burger. I woke up at 2 am feeling not quite right and the backs of my knees and elbows nwere all read and inflamed. Took one bennedryl all was fine. Turns out you can eat too much blue cheese. I still eat blue cheese because I ain't no pussy, but I may be an idiot.

Blue cheese is lovely in appropriate amounts. But when used excessively it tends to overpower all other flavors.
And the after-burps will clear a room. ;-)

Never heard of a reaction to it though. Perhaps you're slightly allergic to penicillin?


Both of my brothers are deathly allergic to penicillin. I have never had issues with it. Ok off to fridge to grab a small hunk of the blue stuff, all this talking about it has made my tongue tingle

I refuse to learn!
 
2018-03-20 08:30:41 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: I had a third grade class that put ranch dressing on pizza, which just kind of grossed me out.  Do adults do that, too, and I just never noticed?

 OTOH, I've gotten kids to eat raw veggies for the first time with a little ranch, so I guess it's a useful thing.

On occasion I've put the left over ranch from my chicken wings on a slice. It's not something I'd do outside of that, meaning I wouldn't just grab a bottle from the fridge and pour it on, but it's not too bad.


In some places, saying somebody eats their wings with ranch is an insult.
 
2018-03-20 08:38:35 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: I had a third grade class that put ranch dressing on pizza, which just kind of grossed me out.  Do adults do that, too, and I just never noticed?

 OTOH, I've gotten kids to eat raw veggies for the first time with a little ranch, so I guess it's a useful thing.


I do sometimes. Dominos and pizza hut are hip to it. It's really for dipping the dry crust.
 
2018-03-20 08:44:55 PM  

CipollinaFan: Redh8t: The family and I dined at a restaurant last summer where 70% of the menu had blue cheese added somewhere.
Deep fried zucchini or mozzarella sticks w/ blue cheese dip.
Nachos w/ blue cheese
Bacon cheeseburger w/ blue cheese
Lasagna w/ blue cheese
14 oz Rib eye w/ blue cheese sauce (A GODDAMN RIB EYE!!!)

I finally settled on the cheeseburger. It arrived smothered in blue and white goo. Couldn't even see the meat.
I don't know if their refrigerator broke or if they just got a good deal.
But we've never been back.
Just writing about it gives me heartburn...

Now that's my kind of restaurant.


I was about to say, that's a perfectly acceptable amt of bleu but it has to be done right and that burger was wrong. It's supposed to be a wad in the middle of the burger and usually cooked a bit dry and well, sometimes even with a slice of Swiss or avocado or what-have-you. Omg is this even fark!? I shouldn't even be explaining this , where are the chef guys who casually toss off long essays about the subtle nuances of food prep?
And why no more foid threads, too repetitive? Fark must have gone through every recipe combination possible over the years.
 
2018-03-20 08:46:54 PM  

rustyfark: CipollinaFan: Redh8t: The family and I dined at a restaurant last summer where 70% of the menu had blue cheese added somewhere.
Deep fried zucchini or mozzarella sticks w/ blue cheese dip.
Nachos w/ blue cheese
Bacon cheeseburger w/ blue cheese
Lasagna w/ blue cheese
14 oz Rib eye w/ blue cheese sauce (A GODDAMN RIB EYE!!!)

I finally settled on the cheeseburger. It arrived smothered in blue and white goo. Couldn't even see the meat.
I don't know if their refrigerator broke or if they just got a good deal.
But we've never been back.
Just writing about it gives me heartburn...

Now that's my kind of restaurant.

I was about to say, that's a perfectly acceptable amt of bleu but it has to be done right and that burger was wrong. It's supposed to be a wad in the middle of the burger and usually cooked a bit dry and well, sometimes even with a slice of Swiss or avocado or what-have-you. Omg is this even fark!? I shouldn't even be explaining this , where are the chef guys who casually toss off long essays about the subtle nuances of food prep?
And why no more foid threads, too repetitive? Fark must have gone through every recipe combination possible over the years.


Lol foid
 
2018-03-21 10:15:52 AM  
Restaurants that are willing to make a bad pun into a menu item are typically okay with me.  Some of the ranch varieties are "Sunny in Fetadelphia", "It takes 2 to Mango", and "Kemowasabi".

Restaurants like this are usually either really relaxed, fun, and delicious, or very depressing and horrible, but I'd be willing to give it the benefit of a doubt.
 
2018-03-22 12:09:35 AM  
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