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(AZCentral)   Dairy Queen is giving away free ice cream on March 20th for the first day of spring. Northeast is like "What spring?"   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2018-03-20 02:58:33 PM  
Yeah. DQ is Minnesotan, they give zero shiats about your weather.
 
2018-03-20 03:24:40 PM  
Currently pouring down snow here in the southern state of Virginia.
Might get a foot of it by the time it ends tomorrow night.
Not really in the mood for free DQ ice cream or free Rita's Italian ice.
 
2018-03-20 04:29:21 PM  
I'm going to kick the groundhog's ass just as soon as I get off work.

Oh wait, snow.  Well, I hope three feet fall on that furry bastard!
 
2018-03-20 04:30:41 PM  
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2018-03-20 04:37:23 PM  
I see this isn't posting to Main until it's too late for most people.
 
2018-03-20 04:52:59 PM  
Expecting ~18"+ tonight/tomorrow (of snow). Have a local DQ too....haven't been there in years,
 
2018-03-20 05:03:36 PM  
Maybe if it was a free blizzard but not getting in the car for a plain vanilla cone.  Still free food if you're driving by isn't bad.

/mmm blizzard
 
2018-03-20 05:27:38 PM  

Walker: Currently pouring down snow here in the southern state of Virginia.
Might get a foot of it by the time it ends tomorrow night.
Not really in the mood for free DQ ice cream or free Rita's Italian ice.


Same here in WV.
 
2018-03-20 06:22:17 PM  
I'm going to kill that farking groundhog.
 
2018-03-20 06:36:38 PM  
Damn you Groundhog!
 
2018-03-20 06:40:12 PM  
There's an ice cream stand near me; I drove by and it said it was "open" for the season, but the windows where they take your order were shut - it's roughly 32 degrees.
 
2018-03-20 07:09:49 PM  
33 F and sunny today.  T-shirt and shorts weather.

YAY SPRING!!!!
 
2018-03-20 08:05:52 PM  
It's a widely-manufactured, simple physics-based device that can either push or pull - depending on application. But that's not important right now...
 
2018-03-20 08:31:34 PM  
That brazier burger, or whatever it was called back in the day, was only surpassed by the awesomeness that A&W made. Rootbeer float and a papa burger, or whatever it was called. Yum. (I liked BurgerChef better)
 
2018-03-20 08:57:10 PM  

majestic: That brazier burger, or whatever it was called back in the day, was only surpassed by the awesomeness that A&W made. Rootbeer float and a papa burger, or whatever it was called. Yum. (I liked BurgerChef better)


Gawd!   I still remember those "Burger Chef and Jeff" commercials.

Guess that was before Jeff hooked up with Pink Lady.  Never made it to Top Banana status, though...
 
2018-03-20 09:09:55 PM  
DQ hasn't sold ice cream in decades. It's HFCS, fat and vanillin.
 
2018-03-20 09:46:18 PM  
It's what happened in February subby.

I'm expecting straight from winter to summer in April.
 
2018-03-20 10:01:35 PM  
Getting to and from the closest DQ, gas would cost more than the free cone is worth. Plus I'd have to eat DQ ice cream. I'll hit the Stewart's in town if I want a cone, thanks.
 
2018-03-20 10:06:34 PM  
Obviously, Spring is the season that comes between Fall and Summer.

/Tucsonan, would love to see some of this so-called "snow" you keep talking about.
 
2018-03-20 10:18:06 PM  
Meanwhile in NE:
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2018-03-20 10:38:20 PM  

wildcardjack: I see this isn't posting to Main until it's too late for most people.


^^^^
 
2018-03-20 11:13:42 PM  
I got my free Rita's Water Ice today, so getting a kick.
/Yeah, it was about 33 degrees out, but it's a yearly tradition,
/Plus that shiat is too expensive normally.
 
2018-03-20 11:37:53 PM  
Technically and legally, Dairy Queen can't call their soft serv "ice cream", as it lacks enough actual milk and butterfat to qualify by official legal  food standards... I think it's mostly soybeans and petroleum... but it's pretty tasty, nevertheless.
 
2018-03-21 02:24:07 AM  

Znuh: Meanwhile in NE:
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Actual Spring is usually skipped for "Spring.  Just kidding, Hot amd Humid Georgia Style better get another window AC at Lowes"
 
2018-03-21 10:23:15 AM  
They opened a Dairy Queen in this city in NC. On it's opening day it got three armed robberies. Good times.
 
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