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(The Sun)   "I know what will help me win this argument, I'll headbutt this reinforced glass shop window, that'll show her who's boss..."*THONK* ... "I should have thought this through" (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-20 08:16:19 AM  
If he was American he'd already be suing the store and the glass manufacturer.
 
2018-03-20 08:28:49 AM  
Americans. Ugly ugly Americans.
 
2018-03-20 08:32:53 AM  
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If you want me to go on arguing, you'll need to smash your head against the glass window.
 
2018-03-20 08:41:03 AM  
But just me prove to you that I can be a real hooligan...
 
2018-03-20 08:44:31 AM  
Just think of the fun if the window had actually broken.

"I just want you to listen to me. OK, call the coroner, but ALSO listen to me"
 
2018-03-20 08:45:37 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 500x308]

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll need to smash your head against the glass window.


No I won't.
 
2018-03-20 08:49:18 AM  
He tried to dive through the window to escape Monsoon!

What an act of cowardice!
 
2018-03-20 08:50:29 AM  

Lady J: steklo: [img.fark.net image 500x308]

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll need to smash your head against the glass window.

No I won't.


One of these for you...

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2018-03-20 08:58:27 AM  
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2018-03-20 08:58:30 AM  

steklo: Lady J: steklo: [img.fark.net image 500x308]

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll need to smash your head against the glass window.

No I won't.

One of these for you...

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*raises hand* I gave you a SMRT, too. ;)
 
2018-03-20 08:59:27 AM  
I bet they were there for the red hot chili pipers show
 
2018-03-20 09:02:44 AM  
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2018-03-20 09:03:02 AM  
That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.
 
2018-03-20 09:03:20 AM  
I funnied and smarted you.

I farted you.
 
2018-03-20 09:05:24 AM  

grinding_journalist: That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.


Overlooking, of course, the non-American third alternative which is to act like an adult, get your emotions under control and walk away until you cool down enough to act like a civilized person.

Like I said... it's the non-American alternative.

MAGA!
 
2018-03-20 09:05:32 AM  
It's the Jersey way.
 
2018-03-20 09:05:50 AM  
Yeah, he ran into the glass, knocked his hat off and fell over backwards. That's going to leave a mark for sure.

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2018-03-20 09:06:23 AM  
"who sound American"

There was a time I might have been offended by that. Now all I can think is that it sounds like half the couples in my old neighborhood.
 
2018-03-20 09:23:16 AM  
So he was trying to Do the Right Thing with his head?
 
2018-03-20 09:35:50 AM  
He's lucky. I remember seeing a 'highlight' years ago of a European basketball game where a guy headbutted a concrete wall behind the basket after missing a shot. He broke his neck and dropped like a sack of potatoes. It was pretty horrible.
 
2018-03-20 09:40:48 AM  
Fake news, this was from a street  players' rendition of Romeo and Juliet.
 
2018-03-20 09:42:01 AM  

John the Magnificent: grinding_journalist: That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.

Overlooking, of course, the non-American third alternative which is to act like an adult, get your emotions under control and walk away until you cool down enough to act like a civilized person.

Like I said... it's the non-American alternative.

MAGA!


Can you make a "all Italians talk with their hands" joke next?
 
2018-03-20 09:50:31 AM  
(possible nsfw content on page)

I presume this is a reference to the picture of Selena Gomez's ass. Her sweet, sweet ass.
 
2018-03-20 10:00:22 AM  

Snort: John the Magnificent: grinding_journalist: That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.

Overlooking, of course, the non-American third alternative which is to act like an adult, get your emotions under control and walk away until you cool down enough to act like a civilized person.

Like I said... it's the non-American alternative.

MAGA!

Can you make a "all Italians talk with their hands" joke next?


suck it up, buttercup. I hear the same yawnfest jokes on british food at least twice a day on here.
 
2018-03-20 10:23:05 AM  
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2018-03-20 10:43:54 AM  

Lady J: steklo: [img.fark.net image 500x308]

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll need to smash your head against the glass window.

No I won't.


Smarted and Funnied
 
2018-03-20 11:09:04 AM  
Pro tip:  Glass is stronger than you realize.
 
2018-03-20 11:55:43 AM  
Beta males...
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2018-03-20 12:39:48 PM  

John the Magnificent: grinding_journalist: That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.

Overlooking, of course, the non-American third alternative which is to act like an adult, get your emotions under control and walk away until you cool down enough to act like a civilized person.

Like I said... it's the non-American alternative.

MAGA!


You mean like the civilized disagreements non-americans have over the important politics of .. oh, knocking a ball down a field?

When HOOLIGANS in the United Kingdom LOSE CONTROL
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2018-03-20 01:13:44 PM  
She pushed him using telekinesis.
 
2018-03-20 01:31:31 PM  
"Bloke rowing with his girlfriend headbutts reinforced glass shop window in bizarre public bust up"

I don't see any boat!

Wonder if he called her an oar?

Or if he keeled over after he hit his head on the window?

He's in deep ship now!

Maybe she's upset because he couldn't find the little man in the boat?
 
2018-03-20 03:14:40 PM  

John the Magnificent: grinding_journalist: That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.

Overlooking, of course, the non-American third alternative which is to act like an adult, get your emotions under control and walk away until you cool down enough to act like a civilized person.

Like I said... it's the non-American alternative.

MAGA!


Yeah easier said than done when your girl is driving you absolutely mad.  Woman have been known to do that to men.  I actually agree that this was the smarter choice than lashing out at her.

/Ok not "smarter" but at least it saves him a couple years in prison.
//Ok, he's really just a dumbass.
 
2018-03-20 05:00:14 PM  

Lady J: Snort: John the Magnificent: grinding_journalist: That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.

Overlooking, of course, the non-American third alternative which is to act like an adult, get your emotions under control and walk away until you cool down enough to act like a civilized person.

Like I said... it's the non-American alternative.

MAGA!

Can you make a "all Italians talk with their hands" joke next?

suck it up, buttercup. I hear the same yawnfest jokes on british food at least twice a day on here.


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2018-03-20 05:06:42 PM  

Snort: Lady J: Snort: John the Magnificent: grinding_journalist: That is a video of a man who has been pushed to the edge by his woman and all he wants to do is slap her in the face. However, even though he's (likely) drunk, he has there wherewithal to know that would be a VERY BAD thing, so he takes his anger and frustration out on the next closest object, which be probably hoped would at least crack and look cool. Instead he gets a headache and a viral video, instead of getting arrested for beating a woman in public. I get why the comments are all "look at this dumbass" but I see a guy making a smart (ok maybe not smart, but better) decision when he's heated.

Overlooking, of course, the non-American third alternative which is to act like an adult, get your emotions under control and walk away until you cool down enough to act like a civilized person.

Like I said... it's the non-American alternative.

MAGA!

Can you make a "all Italians talk with their hands" joke next?

suck it up, buttercup. I hear the same yawnfest jokes on british food at least twice a day on here.

something something dentistry something spotted dick something


Yeah, and the "British hot" meme on here.

/which might be funny if People Of Walmart  didn't exist
 
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