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(ESPN)   Gentlemen, we have the technology to rebuild our star player's wrist. We have the technology. We have the capability to make his wrist better. Issac Haas will be that man. Better than he was before   ( espn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Haas, Matt Painter, center Isaac Haas, brace, Left-handedness, Purdue coach Matt, best brace, NCAA-approved brace  
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2018-03-20 07:52:07 AM  
Is youporn sponsoring this research?
 
2018-03-20 08:09:02 AM  
Your shanananana's could be louder

You guys were fine
 
2018-03-20 08:18:29 AM  
But the real question is: "what can they do about his elbow?", since that is what he fractured.
 
2018-03-20 08:53:20 AM  
Wrist?
 
2018-03-20 09:01:48 AM  
I thought Chef died years ago
 
2018-03-20 09:01:51 AM  
Fabulous Poodles-Bionic Man
Youtube fO0p99kJ6CA
 
2018-03-20 09:02:12 AM  
Now that I think about it, it wouldn't be too odd for Steve Austin to have attended Purdue.  Well, assuming that Steve Austin is real.
 
2018-03-20 09:13:05 AM  
He's a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.
 
2018-03-20 09:16:00 AM  
Fact: Isaac Haas is Dutch for White Stiff.
 
2018-03-20 09:24:04 AM  
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2018-03-20 09:26:42 AM  

iamskibibitz: I thought Chef died years ago


he was reanimated as Darth Chef.

/hello there, children
 
2018-03-20 09:37:21 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Fact: Isaac Haas is Dutch for White Stiff.


Huh, my English-to-Dutch handbook tells me it's actually "Rik Smits". I guess I have an outdated copy.
 
2018-03-20 10:17:00 AM  
Wrist, elbow...ehh, they're all the same thing I guess, right?

/dude's 7'-2"....his wrist and elbow are probably 3' from each other
 
2018-03-20 10:54:46 AM  
The Six Million Zero Dollar Man

(you know, because amateurism)
 
2018-03-20 12:56:13 PM  
FWIW, Painter says unless a brace can miraculously give him the ability to extend his right arm, rebound with both hands, and shoot right handed free throws, he still ain't playing. His elbow still has to be flexible to do those things.
 
2018-03-20 03:58:37 PM  

virulent_loser: iamskibibitz: I thought Chef died years ago

he was reanimated as Darth Chef.

/hello there, children


I read your slashie in Chef's voice.
 
2018-03-20 06:45:13 PM  

jdjoker: virulent_loser: iamskibibitz: I thought Chef died years ago

he was reanimated as Darth Chef.

/hello there, children

I read your slashie in Chef's voice.


excellent; I typed it in his voice.

/hello there, children!
//Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
///...goodbye
 
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