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(USA Today)   Sam Bradford will sign with Arizona, citing the state's top-notch hospitals and physical therapy facilities   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, National Football League, Minnesota Vikings quarterback, starter Carson Palmer, First-year Cardinals coach, teammate Case Keenum, Minnesota Vikings, coach Mike Zimmer, Sam Bradford  
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2018-03-13 05:08:37 PM  
*farts quietly 500 miles away*
*Bradford is now out for 12 weeks with an ACL tear*
 
2018-03-13 05:22:31 PM  
Maybe they promised him access to the legendary Phoenix Suns medical staff.
 
2018-03-13 05:23:50 PM  
Bradford's arm and Fitzgerald's spider hands could make for some dangerous deep balls potential threats.
 
2018-03-13 05:27:16 PM  
+1 Subby, would lol again
 
2018-03-13 05:32:19 PM  
From the Rams to the NFC East, then getting benched for a hotshot rookie (who would soon help elevate the team to a Super Bowl), and eventually to the Cardinals. Kurt Warner approves.
 
2018-03-13 05:34:32 PM  
wow.

it has taken, pffffft, 10 years, but it looks my early ball-washing of Bradford, i'lll have to eat those words.  his rookie season i lavished praise on him. then injuries derailed him.
 
2018-03-13 05:34:33 PM  
Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?
 
2018-03-13 05:35:41 PM  

cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?


I hear Johnny Football is looking for work.
 
2018-03-13 05:44:30 PM  

cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?


Baker Mayfield
 
2018-03-13 05:47:16 PM  

cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?


I read somewhere that they were picking Teddy up
 
2018-03-13 05:51:39 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?

I read somewhere that they were picking Teddy up


Someone suggested Bridgewater to the Dolphins.

The NFL is such a messy barnfire right now, who knows?
 
2018-03-13 06:06:46 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?

I read somewhere that they were picking Teddy up


With what? A sponge?
 
2018-03-13 06:43:09 PM  
Sam Bradford, the greatest professional hospital patient whose career was often blighted by football.
 
2018-03-13 06:46:08 PM  
I'm not sure I understand the Vikings strategy here.  They had 3 QBs that could start on many NFL rosters, and likely all 3 will start next year.  So their big plan was get rid of all 3 and go with a totally different guy who doesn't know their system yet?

I mean, as a Packers fan I'm totally cool with that.  Just don't think I understand it.
 
2018-03-13 06:50:15 PM  

lennavan: I'm not sure I understand the Vikings strategy here.  They had 3 QBs that could start on many NFL rosters, and likely all 3 will start next year.  So their big plan was get rid of all 3 and go with a totally different guy who doesn't know their system yet?

I mean, as a Packers fan I'm totally cool with that.  Just don't think I understand it.


Ziggy gonna Ziggy.
 
2018-03-13 06:50:25 PM  
Bradford's career earnings are $114 million. Complete craziness.
 
2018-03-13 06:53:43 PM  
Fools and money soon part ways.  How they ever found each other in the beginning is the real mystery.
 
2018-03-13 06:55:39 PM  

meera's frog spear: cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?

Baker Mayfield


The Bake in the Big Apple. It almost has a surreal sci-fi tone to it.
 
2018-03-13 06:57:55 PM  

lennavan: I'm not sure I understand the Vikings strategy here.  They had 3 QBs that could start on many NFL rosters, and likely all 3 will start next year.  So their big plan was get rid of all 3 and go with a totally different guy who doesn't know their system yet?

I mean, as a Packers fan I'm totally cool with that.  Just don't think I understand it.


The contracts of all three were up, and they sure as hell didn't see themselves in this position last year to try and get anything for them when such a thing was possible. They could've franchised Keenum, but they clearly had their eye on Cousins instead.
 
2018-03-13 07:15:03 PM  
I can't think of Sam Bradford anymore without thinking of the Pro Football Mock "QB's on Facebook" running gag.
 
2018-03-13 07:24:44 PM  

Keith Dudemeister: Bradford's career earnings are $114 million. Complete craziness.


Roughly $3 million per career snap (not including legs).
 
2018-03-13 07:38:16 PM  
Hahahahahaha!

Well done, Subby.
 
2018-03-13 08:07:59 PM  

cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?


Kaepernevermind
 
2018-03-14 11:09:37 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?

I read somewhere that they were picking Teddy up


And apparently the answer is:
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Jets gonna Jets.
 
2018-03-14 01:03:24 PM  

cefm: Incorrigible Astronaut: cefm: Keenum to the Broncos, Taylor to the Browns, now Bradford to the Cardinals.  In a minute we'll get the confirmation of Cousins to the Vikings.  So who now is left for the Jets?  Bridgewater? McCown?

I read somewhere that they were picking Teddy up

And apparently the answer is:
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Jets gonna Jets.


Jets are NY is  going to love Teddy.  He wasn't our guy, but I hope you all have a great season
 
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