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(UEFA Champions League)   After Leg 1, Shakhtar look to knock Roma out, ManU need to outscore Sevilla, Munich can probably rest their starters with 5 away goals, and Barca and Chelsea are level at 1. Kickoff is at 3:45 EDT. This is THE CHAMPIONS discussion thread   ( uefa.com) divider line
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2018-03-13 03:19:40 PM  
What's Portuguese for "Waaa, PSG are mean*, French food is weird, I miss Spain"?

/aka I can't carry a team by myself like I thought I could
 
2018-03-13 03:20:32 PM  
Today we are all Sevilla fans.
/ManU farkers excepted of course
 
2018-03-13 03:21:24 PM  
& let's have a look at Foullaini's new hair do shall we?
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2018-03-13 03:23:46 PM  

Pista: & let's have a look at Foullaini's new hair do shall we?
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2018-03-13 03:26:58 PM  

Pista: & let's have a look at Foullaini's new hair do shall we?
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Disney C&D order in 5... 4... 3...
 
2018-03-13 03:27:02 PM  

whither_apophis: What's Portuguese for "Waaa, PSG are mean*, French food is weird, I miss Spain"?

/aka I can't carry a team by myself like I thought I could


I think they just have a symbol for it  - $$$$$
 
2018-03-13 03:28:32 PM  
Okay, so Bayern Munich finish things off early tomorrow with the match starting at 1 pm EDT.
 
2018-03-13 03:36:20 PM  

dietbubba: Today we are all Sevilla fans.
/ManU farkers excepted of course


I don't see Sevilla going through.  They leak goals like Liverpool, but nowhere near as good on the other end.  If they turn up, they have a fighting chance, but they really haven't this season.
 
2018-03-13 03:43:35 PM  

Pista: & let's have a look at Foullaini's new hair do shall we?
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Were he actually playing with his hair like that, I would give him mad props, but it is just his regular Afro.
 
2018-03-13 03:44:36 PM  

Pista: & let's have a look at Foullaini's new hair do shall we?
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Back to his regular barnet for the game though.
 
2018-03-13 03:44:39 PM  

Zerochance: dietbubba: Today we are all Sevilla fans.
/ManU farkers excepted of course

I don't see Sevilla going through.  They leak goals like Liverpool, but nowhere near as good on the other end.  If they turn up, they have a fighting chance, but they really haven't this season.


So they really are only Kings of Europa?
 
2018-03-13 03:44:46 PM  
Ah crap...
Strong and Holden
 
2018-03-13 03:47:52 PM  
Kjær is at a severe disadvantage trying to take on Lukaku.
 
2018-03-13 03:48:11 PM  

dietbubba: Ah crap...
Strong and Holden


And no second match being broadcast.
 
2018-03-13 03:48:47 PM  

harleyquinnical: Zerochance: dietbubba: Today we are all Sevilla fans.
/ManU farkers excepted of course

I don't see Sevilla going through.  They leak goals like Liverpool, but nowhere near as good on the other end.  If they turn up, they have a fighting chance, but they really haven't this season.

So they really are only Kings of Europa?


Yeah pretty much.  Out of UCL spots in La Liga, going straight to Europa.
 
2018-03-13 03:49:07 PM  

harleyquinnical: Kjær is at a severe disadvantage trying to take on Lukaku.


Most defenders are. He's massive.
 
2018-03-13 03:52:01 PM  
Wow.  Lukaku tangled up in the box.

Banger booked for the harsh foul a moment later.
 
2018-03-13 03:52:21 PM  
Rico took no chances there with that punch.
 
2018-03-13 03:53:19 PM  

harleyquinnical: Wow.  Lukaku tangled up in the box.

Banger booked for the harsh foul a moment later.


But what about Mash?
 
2018-03-13 03:55:47 PM  

dietbubba: harleyquinnical: Wow.  Lukaku tangled up in the box.

Banger booked for the harsh foul a moment later.

But what about Mash?


Stupid autocorrect is stupid
 
2018-03-13 03:57:02 PM  
nice shoulder check from Rashford
 
2018-03-13 03:58:09 PM  
Where the hell was the right winger?
 
2018-03-13 03:59:49 PM  
Big giveaway by United, and Sevilla cannot make them pay.
 
2018-03-13 04:00:19 PM  

harleyquinnical: Where the hell was the right winger?


Having a pint and a pie
 
2018-03-13 04:02:15 PM  

sephjnr: Pista: & let's have a look at Foullaini's new hair do shall we?
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Back to his regular barnet for the game though.


Must be his away do
 
2018-03-13 04:02:32 PM  

dietbubba: harleyquinnical: Where the hell was the right winger?

Having a pint and a pie


Did he pay extra for the named meat?
 
2018-03-13 04:03:02 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: harleyquinnical: Where the hell was the right winger?

Having a pint and a pie

Did he pay extra for the named meat?


Probably lamb
 
2018-03-13 04:05:01 PM  

harleyquinnical: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: harleyquinnical: Where the hell was the right winger?

Having a pint and a pie

Did he pay extra for the named meat?

Probably lamb


I could go for some lamb right now.
Though I should just wait patiently for the pork shoulder I have braising in the oven.
/house smells soooo good
//like seriously, really good
///3s
 
2018-03-13 04:05:07 PM  
Is it just me or is the pitch extra slow today?
 
2018-03-13 04:05:45 PM  
Foulaini has qualities they need to start the match with?
Extreme use of elbows?
 
2018-03-13 04:07:26 PM  

harleyquinnical: Is it just me or is the pitch extra slow today?


Yes, Rashford shouldn't have caught that pass.
 
2018-03-13 04:11:32 PM  
Smalling got flagged for being the one guy who was ONside.
 
2018-03-13 04:11:46 PM  
Who is on and who is off side?  Looked like everyone United man going forward was off.
 
2018-03-13 04:13:41 PM  
Better from Sevilla on the giveaway
 
2018-03-13 04:14:59 PM  
Lukaku could not quite keep the ball.
 
2018-03-13 04:16:06 PM  

harleyquinnical: Lukaku could not quite keep the ball.


He has the first touch of a lead pipe.
 
2018-03-13 04:18:25 PM  

Zerochance: harleyquinnical: Lukaku could not quite keep the ball.

He has the first touch of a lead pipe.


Stop bringing up Jozy in a Champions League thread.
 
2018-03-13 04:19:27 PM  
Looks like utd have a 6 yard wide lawnmower.
 
2018-03-13 04:22:38 PM  

Pista: & let's have a look at Foullaini's new hair do shall we?
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To quote one of my English friends: "that guy's a massive c*nt"
 
2018-03-13 04:23:30 PM  

Pista: Looks like utd have a 6 yard wide lawnmower.


That always seems the standard width.  Stoke is just different
 
2018-03-13 04:23:48 PM  
Rico with the big save against Fellaini
 
2018-03-13 04:23:55 PM  
That massive coont just had a very good shot saved.
 
2018-03-13 04:27:50 PM  
Getting nervy now
 
2018-03-13 04:31:09 PM  
Fairly entertaining for a a goalless draw so far.  Sevilla can't string two passes together in the final third.
 
2018-03-13 04:35:21 PM  
That was a mostly boring first half.
 
2018-03-13 04:36:06 PM  

harleyquinnical: Pista: Looks like utd have a 6 yard wide lawnmower.

That always seems the standard width.  Stoke is just different


Not sure what the standard width mower is. I guess they fit a different cutter on it based on the pitch size.
I want the patterns re-instated. They were fun
 
2018-03-13 04:50:04 PM  
Really risky tackle from Baille
 
2018-03-13 04:50:52 PM  
Better first touch and Sevilla is in on goal.
 
2018-03-13 04:51:18 PM  

harleyquinnical: Really risky tackle from Baille


It was brilliant.
 
2018-03-13 04:51:59 PM  
Free kick, United.  About 36 yards out
 
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