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(Abc.net.au)   Monster fish washes up on Australian beach, baffling locals   ( abc.net.au) divider line
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2018-03-13 02:13:42 PM  
Not sure that article wasn't AI generated. Probably ran through a translator.
 
2018-03-13 02:20:53 PM  
And I thought Scots were bad.

Scottish talk show
 
2018-03-13 02:54:46 PM  
The one about the grandma catching a 130 lb fish was also pure frontier gibberish...  Run through a translator and back again?
 
2018-03-13 02:55:25 PM  

cwick: The one about the grandma catching a 130 lb fish was also pure frontier gibberish...  Run through a translator and back again?


the groper is near?
 
2018-03-13 03:37:09 PM  
Almost looks like a Coelacanth
 
2018-03-13 03:37:26 PM  
Am I having a stroke?
 
2018-03-13 03:39:05 PM  
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Understands every farking word
 
2018-03-13 03:39:07 PM  
Damn autocorrect!!
 
2018-03-13 03:39:31 PM  
FTFA:

"I heart it also-ran a groper, yet looking at the at the cutting edge shape it still commit be a groper, nonetheless it comparatively doesn't look to apply by the whole of what other tribe up already stated have told me," he continued.

Does anyone else smell burned toast??
 
2018-03-13 03:40:44 PM  
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/oblig
 
2018-03-13 03:40:56 PM  
Lorem ipsum, mate.
 
2018-03-13 03:41:04 PM  
That's best the fish I've read article all day. May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
 
2018-03-13 03:41:54 PM  
"Queensland groper"
 
2018-03-13 03:42:12 PM  
"I've seen whales lick and a promise up on the shoal for all that the size of this and the good of tag it was, it took my bat of an eye away," he said.

I'll bet you have, my man, I bet you have.

wtf?
 
2018-03-13 03:43:13 PM  
I guess we now know what meow says the dog has been doing with her time.
 
2018-03-13 03:43:20 PM  
Reading through that confused by the typing what we just read.
 
2018-03-13 03:43:23 PM  
Caught sayof groper.
 
2018-03-13 03:43:41 PM  
Giant grouper.
 
2018-03-13 03:43:56 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Not sure that article wasn't AI generated. Probably ran through a translator.


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2018-03-13 03:44:04 PM  

alicechaos: "Queensland groper"


Some stand-in for Donny, no doubt.
 
2018-03-13 03:44:55 PM  
Did they copy an original DJT tweet as the article?
Even my Aussie friends here can't comprehend that mess.
 
2018-03-13 03:45:35 PM  
I bet speech to text was involved, but someone forgot that the sounds Australians make don't count as speech..
 
2018-03-13 03:46:32 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Not sure that article wasn't AI generated. Probably ran through a translator.


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2018-03-13 03:47:34 PM  
I think someone had a stroke


//looks like a grouper. Do they have them down there?
 
2018-03-13 03:47:41 PM  
'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,: All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe, matey"
 
2018-03-13 03:48:46 PM  
That site is fantastic. From a trump story:

"We didn't greet whole flea in ear of partnership and I don't visualize [special court Robert Mueller] will in turn," Texas Republican Rep. Mike Conaway
 
2018-03-13 03:49:46 PM  
Authentic Bush Gibberish:
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2018-03-13 03:50:10 PM  
"I've seen whales lick and a promise up on the shoal for all that the size of this and the good of tag it was, it took my bat of an eye away," he said.

I thought Australians spoke English.
 
2018-03-13 03:51:52 PM  
That's not a Godzilla mate. Now this, this is a Godzilla. Crikey, now where's the bloody stingray?
 
2018-03-13 03:51:57 PM  
I can't wait to send my friends and family links from that site every once in awhile... will make them feel stoned.
 
2018-03-13 03:52:04 PM  

olapbill: JohnnyApocalypse: Not sure that article wasn't AI generated. Probably ran through a translator.

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ASDF DF
 
2018-03-13 03:53:04 PM  

cretinbob: I think someone had a stroke


//looks like a grouper. Do they have them down there?


The Planet Earth episode on deep oceans showed something very similar but I can't remember what they called it.
 
2018-03-13 03:54:18 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Almost looks like a Coelacanth

Not all that much really.
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2018-03-13 03:55:20 PM  

CygnusDarius: "I've seen whales lick and a promise up on the shoal for all that the size of this and the good of tag it was, it took my bat of an eye away," he said.

I thought Australians spoke English.


Came here to quote that as well.  Had a Flashback of early 5th grade trying to read Homer or Beowulf.
 
2018-03-13 04:00:14 PM  
How is artickal formed!?

How is artickal formed!?
 
2018-03-13 04:01:13 PM  
Fish is most likely a Goliath grouper.
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2018-03-13 04:02:37 PM  

Thenixon: I bet speech to text was involved, but someone forgot that the sounds Australians make don't count as speech..


As I said in another thread, we've been watching some Australian TV recently with captions turned on. After around 3 hours of it, we finally realized that we weren't reading the captions anymore. Still don't understand the slang and jargon.

That stuff was just gibberish posted accidentally.
 
2018-03-13 04:04:54 PM  
I think they misspelled "p'tagh ryleh cthuluh" a few times, there.
 
2018-03-13 04:09:20 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:09:23 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:09:49 PM  
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/all i've got at work is mspaint
 
2018-03-13 04:13:36 PM  

CygnusDarius: "I've seen whales lick and a promise up on the shoal for all that the size of this and the good of tag it was, it took my bat of an eye away," he said.

I thought Australians spoke English.


Some do, but the official language is German.
 
2018-03-13 04:15:04 PM  
Australia has beaches? I thought they were landlocked.
 
2018-03-13 04:15:54 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:16:11 PM  

WordsnCollision: CygnusDarius: "I've seen whales lick and a promise up on the shoal for all that the size of this and the good of tag it was, it took my bat of an eye away," he said.

I thought Australians spoke English.

Some do, but the official language is German.


That would be Austria with the krautbabble M8.
 
2018-03-13 04:18:54 PM  
Well, it's feckin' ugly and thankfully dead.
 
2018-03-13 04:19:44 PM  
Goliath grouper can get up to 700 lbs. .. so ....
 
2018-03-13 04:20:55 PM  
From the Trump article:


Conaway took completely the look all over for when House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes, R-Calif., stepped entire in April 2017 at the heels of he was accused of making "unauthorized disclosures of with a lid on information, in unlawful sexual intercourse of House Rules, behavior regulations, or contrasting standards of control the affairs of," contained in each the House Ethics Committee which studied the allegations. Nunes supporters at the foreshadow said that it was a "clever political trick" individually Democrats.
ya don't say?
 
2018-03-13 04:21:28 PM  
Coyote with mange.
 
2018-03-13 04:25:07 PM  

Speaker2Animals: And I thought Scots were bad.

Scottish talk show


You're mistaken.  I believe that's a Klingon talk show.
 
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