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(Mirror.co.uk)   Time traveler from the year 4000 claims he is 132 years old but looks 25 because he was injected with health since birth... wait, what?   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-13 03:51:12 PM  
He might be from 4000 years in the future but how odd that technology looks to have advanced only another 100 years at best.
 
2018-03-13 04:02:14 PM  
I just love the fact that some of his pics "from the future" look like stuff out of current video games.
 
2018-03-13 04:06:24 PM  
At least he's not from the year 40,000 looking for heretics and orcs.
 
2018-03-13 04:06:38 PM  
Seems legit.
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2018-03-13 04:07:09 PM  

Spectrum: Seems legit.
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....fallout 4 robot....
 
2018-03-13 04:07:20 PM  
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm that robot looks familiar...
 
2018-03-13 04:07:39 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:09:31 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:09:38 PM  
"Hey babe, wanna be injected with health?" is my new pickup line.
 
2018-03-13 04:10:06 PM  
What about the Elephants?  And how many dances are there?
 
2018-03-13 04:11:10 PM  
john ... in john titor?
 
2018-03-13 04:11:49 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:12:41 PM  

Elliot8654: Spectrum: Seems legit.
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....fallout 4 robot....


Fallout 3. Or earlier?

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2018-03-13 04:12:55 PM  
No cats or dogs

fark it, we can stop trying to save the planet. No point now.
 
OOF
2018-03-13 04:14:20 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:15:11 PM  
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*safety not guaranteed*
 
OOF
2018-03-13 04:16:01 PM  

Flt209er: [img.fark.net image 350x372]

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2018-03-13 04:17:05 PM  
Someone has been watching "Conquest of the planet of the apes"  i.e.,following a pandemic from a spaceborne disease that wiped out all cats and dogs, the American government have become a series of police states that took apes as pets before establishing a culture based on ape slave labor.
 
2018-03-13 04:18:04 PM  

UsikFark: Elliot8654: Spectrum: Seems legit.
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....fallout 4 robot....

Fallout 3. Or earlier?

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Thanks, now i have to go play fallout 3 again.
 
2018-03-13 04:18:27 PM  

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2018-03-13 04:19:12 PM  
I recently time traveled to the future.  I will prove it in just three weeks by submitting a perfect NCAA bracket.
 
2018-03-13 04:19:36 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Someone has been watching "Conquest of the planet of the apes"  i.e.,following a pandemic from a spaceborne disease that wiped out all cats and dogs, the American government have become a series of police states that took apes as pets before establishing a culture based on ape slave labor.


...or they just went off their meds.
 
2018-03-13 04:21:18 PM  

bborchar: Evil Mackerel: Someone has been watching "Conquest of the planet of the apes"  i.e.,following a pandemic from a spaceborne disease that wiped out all cats and dogs, the American government have become a series of police states that took apes as pets before establishing a culture based on ape slave labor.

...or they just went off their meds.

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2018-03-13 04:21:35 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:21:45 PM  
I time travel every summer at music festivals, I come out ten years older every stupid year.
 
2018-03-13 04:23:20 PM  
The year 4000 and you have photographs on paper?  At least it should turn into a cake or something.
 
2018-03-13 04:23:55 PM  

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I recently time traveled to the future.  I will prove it in just three weeks by submitting a perfect NCAA bracket.


In a stunning turn of events, 16 seed UMBC wins it all over fellow 16 seed Radford.
 
2018-03-13 04:24:26 PM  

Flt209er: [img.fark.net image 350x372]


That time Star Trek put New Jersey on the map!
 
2018-03-13 04:26:34 PM  
It's amazing how well he can speak what is, to him supposedly, Late Old Middle English.  Must have spent extra for that College course pill.

/Waiting for a "time traveler" to arrive speaking total gibberish.
 
2018-03-13 04:32:05 PM  

Silvanas Max: It's amazing how well he can speak what is, to him supposedly, Late Old Middle English.  Must have spent extra for that College course pill.

/Waiting for a "time traveler" to arrive speaking total gibberish.


Deepak Chopra's go-to 3-minute meditation to stay focused
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2018-03-13 04:32:17 PM  
I, for one, am glad to hear that humans will still be around in another 2000 years and that the planet is still habitable.  I'm disappointed, however, that tech hasn't evolved beyond propellers.

I used to find these stories entertaining.  These days I just worry that it's someone with a mental illness and I feel bad for them.  Hopefully it's just people trying to get attention, though.
 
2018-03-13 04:33:13 PM  
You choose now to travel back to? fark the next 2000 years must suuuuuuuck.
 
2018-03-13 04:33:50 PM  
It you look at books written 50 years ago, 100 years ago, 500 years ago, there is a clear entropy in language that occurs ober time but clearly not occured in this time travelers speech patterns in 2000 years time that makes me highly suspicious of his claims.
That and the fact that he hasnt employed any leverage from the future in order to score some sweet sweet ass, doubly so.
 
2018-03-13 04:34:48 PM  

UsikFark: Elliot8654: Spectrum: Seems legit.
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....fallout 4 robot....

Fallout 3. Or earlier?

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That design is FO3, but My Handy is originally from FO1
 
2018-03-13 04:35:02 PM  
From the future? Great scott!

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2018-03-13 04:38:52 PM  

edmo: He might be from 4000 years in the future but how odd that technology looks to have advanced only another 100 years at best.


Don't be such a cynic. He's only from 1,982 years in the future.
 
2018-03-13 04:41:07 PM  

invictus2: john ... in john titor?


As in "Bigboote"

Buckaroo Banzai - John Bigboote
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2018-03-13 04:41:53 PM  

Silvanas Max: It's amazing how well he can speak what is, to him supposedly, Late Old Middle English.  Must have spent extra for that College course pill.

/Waiting for a "time traveler" to arrive speaking total gibberish.


I'd even be okay with near gibberish. English didn't exist 2k yrs ago, but it probably will 2k from now, with all the more books and digital storage and many more actual speakers than 2k yrs ago. Will it be the *same*, no way in hell, try reading just 200yr old documents and interpreting them correctly. (digressing at you Constitutionalists) English is fluid that introduces and borrow words and drop others or twists meaning over time. That a future time traveller would get all the words and slang right even to within 20years would be highly unusual.
 
2018-03-13 04:44:30 PM  

UsikFark: Elliot8654: Spectrum: Seems legit.
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....fallout 4 robot....

Fallout 3. Or earlier?

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Thank god I'm not the only video game nerd around here (not that I ever thought I was).  When I saw that picture, I thought "Oh look, Mr. Handy is building cars in the future".  Of course, it helps that I'm playing through Fallout 3 for the 20th time right now.
 
2018-03-13 04:47:17 PM  
Thanks, Obama.

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2018-03-13 04:50:44 PM  
Looks 25? Yeah, okay. 25 stone.
 
2018-03-13 04:50:53 PM  
Okay, I'll say it:

BULLSHIAT
 
2018-03-13 04:51:29 PM  
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2018-03-13 04:54:29 PM  
 
2018-03-13 04:54:50 PM  

DubtodaIll: You choose now to travel back to? fark the next 2000 years must suuuuuuuck.


Wait till he scoops up tonight's MegMillions and tomorrow's PowerBall and see who's laughing then!
 
2018-03-13 04:58:14 PM  

Elliot8654: UsikFark: Elliot8654: Spectrum: Seems legit.
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....fallout 4 robot....

Fallout 3. Or earlier?

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Thanks, now i have to go play fallout 3 again.


Fallout 1
 
2018-03-13 04:58:34 PM  
 
2018-03-13 05:01:37 PM  
Open cockpit cars that use giant, unprotected propellers and flying robots that don't? I know he wouldn't convince anybody anyway, but he could at least use a little more imagination.
 
2018-03-13 05:06:33 PM  

Silvanas Max: It's amazing how well he can speak what is, to him supposedly, Late Old Middle English.  Must have spent extra for that College course pill.

/Waiting for a "time traveler" to arrive speaking total gibberish.


Most schizophrenics are actually time travelers.
 
2018-03-13 05:06:34 PM  
Says video isn't available but that's the worst time traveler story ever.
 
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