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IDisposable: Safe sex, followed by breakfast the next morning? That doesn't sound especially weird, subby.I mean, I seriously doubt he is going to cook the oatmeal, stuff the cooked oatmeal into a condom, and then pleasure himself American Pie style.(On second thought, maybe that's exactly what he is going to do.)
steklo: I see nothing odd about buying oatmeal and condoms at the same time. Quite often when I buy condoms, I'm at the store getting other items too.
Me_Too_I_Ate_One_Too: Well I did put oatmeal in a sock then take it into the bath with me yesterday.
cowgirl toffee: Me_Too_I_Ate_One_Too: Well I did put oatmeal in a sock then take it into the bath with me yesterday.[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 324x155]
Salmon: steklo: I see nothing odd about buying oatmeal and condoms at the same time. Quite often when I buy condoms, I'm at the store getting other items too.like a bellaclava?
big pig peaches: Back in the stone ages I worked as a cashier at a grocery store. Even today I remember one particular order: condoms, Vaseline (not condom safe) and a tin of sardines.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: The last time I was in Walmart, I saw a very unfortunate looking woman with an average but very uncomfortable looking man carrying a pregnancy test.Sooner or later the person at the register is going to find out he hit that.
jtown: Weirdest purchase I saw in person was a guy and two girls who were buying laxatives, beer, condoms, and toilet paper.
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robodog: OOF: [img.fark.net image 288x162]Wtf internet why is that a thing? I mean a condom, a speculum, and oatmeal?!?
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