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2018-03-13 11:39:07 AM  
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2018-03-13 12:03:55 PM  
A resident about 3/4ths of a mile away from us have peacocks and they're louder than the roosters our next door neighbor owns.  Peahens are also pretty dumb and seem to be attracted to cars, and because they let them wander I've seen a few dead by the roadside.
 
2018-03-13 12:39:57 PM  
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2018-03-13 12:42:11 PM  
Pretty sure that was Vin Diesel...I guess the Fast and Furious series is really running out of ideas.
 
2018-03-13 12:46:00 PM  
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2018-03-13 12:47:22 PM  
Residents said that despite not liking the peacocks in their neighborhood, they are upset about the theft. "They have become a nuisance, (but) it's somebody invading (and) that's not right," a neighbor said.           Neighbors said they don't recognize the man or his truck.

Then they added, sorry we have to go, we're running late for a barbeque.
 
2018-03-13 12:49:04 PM  
Never steal another man's cock.  Ain't nuthin' sacred in Florida anymore?
 
2018-03-13 12:50:49 PM  

OkieDookie: Never steal another man's cock.  Ain't nuthin' sacred in Florida anymore?


Thou shalt not steal another man's cock, nor covet his wife's ass.
 
2018-03-13 12:54:49 PM  
Hadoken!
 
2018-03-13 12:57:14 PM  
What kind of Dr. Doolittle can even get close enough to a peacock to steal it? Both they and domesticated geese are better than your average guard dog for driving off intruders.
 
2018-03-13 12:59:34 PM  
What kind of monster steals someone's emotional support animal?!
 
2018-03-13 01:00:18 PM  
That video is begging for the Benny Hill music treatment
 
2018-03-13 01:00:30 PM  
How did he do that?  Peacocks are meaner than hell.
 
2018-03-13 01:05:39 PM  
Florida Man, Florida Man,
Does whatever a meth head can
Takes some pils, any kind,
can't make bail, he's in a bind
Here comes the Florida-Man

Is he strong,
listen bud
he's got beer in his blood
Does he ever use his head?
Take a look he's almost dead.
Hey, there
There goes the Florida Man.
 
2018-03-13 01:06:27 PM  

cowgirl toffee: How did he do that?  Peacocks are meaner than hell.


I saw this the other day and thought of you......

https://i.imgur.com/CFlbxQk.mp4
 
2018-03-13 01:09:16 PM  

cowgirl toffee: How did he do that?  Peacocks are meaner than hell.


In my experience they tend to be skittish and not aggressive so kind of like a chicken. Then again I've never tried to grab one...

Ducks, geese and swans on the other hand..
 
2018-03-13 01:11:00 PM  

ChipNASA: cowgirl toffee: How did he do that?  Peacocks are meaner than hell.

I saw this the other day and thought of you......

https://i.imgur.com/CFlbxQk.mp4


HA!   :D
 
2018-03-13 01:24:57 PM  
 
2018-03-13 01:27:15 PM  
It's an emotional support peacock....
 
2018-03-13 01:30:56 PM  
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Better make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man.
 
2018-03-13 01:33:45 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I had no clue that you can eat them.
https://aussiehunter.org/simple-easy-d​inner-recipes/game-bird-recipes/roast-​peacock-recipe/
http://foragerchef.com/cooking-a-peaco​ck/


I think man has pretty much proven that we can make anything a meal...
 
2018-03-13 01:35:58 PM  
I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.
 
2018-03-13 01:37:43 PM  

Mr.Hawk: drjekel_mrhyde: I had no clue that you can eat them.
https://aussiehunter.org/simple-easy-d​inner-recipes/game-bird-recipes/roast-​peacock-recipe/
http://foragerchef.com/cooking-a-peaco​ck/

I think man has pretty much proven that we can make anything a meal...


Yep

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2018-03-13 01:38:50 PM  

guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.


This is you, isn't it??

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2018-03-13 01:41:07 PM  

ChipNASA: guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.

This is you, isn't it??

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Yes, but I have more colorful plumage.
 
2018-03-13 01:42:59 PM  

guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.


Well... probably more arrests. But helloooo ladies.
 
2018-03-13 01:44:36 PM  

Radioactive Ass: guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.

Well... probably more arrests. But helloooo ladies.


No, see, they would be so impressed that they wouldn't call the cops this time.  It's a flawless plan, and I won't have you questioning it!
 
2018-03-13 01:50:28 PM  

guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.


The cock shows you where penis goes...

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2018-03-13 01:58:11 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.

The cock shows you where penis goes...

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2018-03-13 02:03:01 PM  
Don't mess with Florida Man.

Also, fish is good.
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2018-03-13 02:10:43 PM  
They had peacocks and peahens running around the playground at Birch State Park in Ft. Lauderdale in the 1970s.  I would chase them around and my dad would remark, "There's gonna be hell to pay if you catch one of those damn things."
 
2018-03-13 02:17:13 PM  
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2018-03-13 02:33:53 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: What kind of Dr. Doolittle can even get close enough to a peacock to steal it? Both they and domesticated geese are better than your average guard dog for driving off intruders.


For geese, just wait till they come up to hiss, then grab them by the neck

I've never had to deal with peacocks so I can't make a suggestion
 
2018-03-13 02:45:06 PM  
I know a number of places that would not mind you taking one, but help you take as many as you could carry.
 
2018-03-13 03:11:05 PM  

guestguy: Radioactive Ass: guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.

Well... probably more arrests. But helloooo ladies.

No, see, they would be so impressed that they wouldn't call the cops this time.  It's a flawless plan, and I won't have you questioning it!


I think you may be right. I am not a woman, but if someone did that to my daughter, I would probably react in horror until you unfurled your plumage, then I would probably be so impressed that I would tell my daughter to go fist bump that sh*t for the effort alone.
 
2018-03-13 03:21:36 PM  

Tannax: guestguy: Radioactive Ass: guestguy: I wish I could control my pubes like peacocks control their tail feathers...it would really impress the ladies, and probably result in fewer arrests.

Well... probably more arrests. But helloooo ladies.

No, see, they would be so impressed that they wouldn't call the cops this time.  It's a flawless plan, and I won't have you questioning it!

I think you may be right. I am not a woman, but if someone did that to my daughter, I would probably react in horror until you unfurled your plumage, then I would probably be so impressed that I would tell my daughter to go fist bump that sh*t for the effort alone.


And wash her hand promptly afterward. Just sayin...
 
2018-03-13 04:20:20 PM  
Reading about peacocks and peahens has helped clear up a lot of confusion.  I always thought peafowl was when you accidentally sprinkled the guy next to you's shoes at a crowded bank of urinals.
 
2018-03-13 05:35:05 PM  
This is the time of year peafowl are nesting. Eggs usually hatch right around Memorial Day.

The male - or males - usually roost somewhere above the ground-nesting hen and watches over her. She leaves the nest, pre-dawn, for 10 or 15 minutes or so, returning before he takes off to forage for the day.

I hope this bird thief has an "uh oh" moment when the bird sheds it's plumage - which happens very fast and right around this time of year.

Why, yes, I'm familiar - enough to not steal one.
 
2018-03-13 06:36:58 PM  

parasol: This is the time of year peafowl are nesting. Eggs usually hatch right around Memorial Day.

The male - or males - usually roost somewhere above the ground-nesting hen and watches over her. She leaves the nest, pre-dawn, for 10 or 15 minutes or so, returning before he takes off to forage for the day.

I hope this bird thief has an "uh oh" moment when the bird sheds it's plumage - which happens very fast and right around this time of year.

Why, yes, I'm familiar - enough to not steal one.


All I see you saying is "free peacock feathers", what is the downside again? Where can I get one?
 
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