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2018-03-13 08:59:33 AM  
Transferable skills.
 
2018-03-13 09:03:39 AM  
She's still gonna fark you, but you're not gonna enjoy it.
 
2018-03-13 09:08:12 AM  
Hey, SOMEONE has to bang the gavel, amiright??!?
 
2018-03-13 09:08:19 AM  
She has a wealth of experience with honor and offer.
 
2018-03-13 09:08:42 AM  
I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere, comparing these two fine professions. I'm too lazy to think of one though but it would involve prostitution, john's and getting screwed over.
 
2018-03-13 09:10:08 AM  
The School of Hard (with) Knox.
 
2018-03-13 09:10:23 AM  
So she's still going to be whoring herself out...
 
2018-03-13 09:10:59 AM  
Wait let me get this straight?

Fox News won't talk about Trump's porn star, but they'll talk about Belle Knox? I'm very confused. Did they feel left out about the current Porn Star discussion?

/mmm Belle Knox
 
2018-03-13 09:11:04 AM  
So she's willing to do degrading things for money?
 
2018-03-13 09:11:07 AM  
At least porn is respectable.
 
2018-03-13 09:11:26 AM  
"For one thing, it presents a challenge to men in the class to have sex with her ..."

Where's the challenge in having sex with a prostitute?
 
2018-03-13 09:12:01 AM  
Massive pay cut coming up.
 
2018-03-13 09:12:11 AM  
"Duke University porn actress"

Subby, you could have just used "Duke University Student" and gotten the same effect.
 
2018-03-13 09:12:24 AM  

orbister: "For one thing, it presents a challenge to men in the class to have sex with her ..."

Where's the challenge in having sex with a prostitute?


Saving enough to be able to afford it?
 
2018-03-13 09:14:30 AM  
I hope she does better in her legal career, she wasn't very good at the pron thing.

Or so I've heard.
 
2018-03-13 09:14:35 AM  
More evidence that Duke sucks. Video, even.
 
2018-03-13 09:14:58 AM  
I look forward to her orally winning over twelve angry men.
 
2018-03-13 09:16:01 AM  

steklo: I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere, comparing these two fine professions. I'm too lazy to think of one though but it would involve prostitution, john's and getting screwed over.


What's the difference between a porn star and a lawyer? One is an immoral whore who screws people for money and the other is a porn star.

Is that what you're going for?
 
2018-03-13 09:16:37 AM  
I mean, who DOESN'T have a clip of themselves taking a shot of babby batter to the mouth?

Cast the first stone already geez.

/ As this one will find out, society is not obligated to adhere to your expected norms
 
2018-03-13 09:16:49 AM  
She said she went into porn because she thought it was less degrading than a minimum wage job because at least she had control over herself, at least she had control over her own body.

Hey lady, I used to work at McDonalds, why are you ragging on me?  I don't come down to where you work and knock the law textbook out of your hands.
 
2018-03-13 09:17:04 AM  
So much for being in an honest profession.
 
2018-03-13 09:17:29 AM  
"...ultimately graduated from Duke - debt-free, claims a former publicist - in 2016 with a degree in women's studies."

So, she does girl-on-girl then?
 
2018-03-13 09:18:06 AM  
School of Hard Knockers
 
2018-03-13 09:18:10 AM  
I wonder if being a porn star is something one would tell their parents?

It's not something you want them to find out by accident, that's for sure.
 
2018-03-13 09:18:25 AM  

HighlanderRPI: "...ultimately graduated from Duke - debt-free, claims a former publicist - in 2016 with a degree in women's studies."

So, she does girl-on-girl then?


Summa cum laude
 
2018-03-13 09:19:25 AM  
Duke sucks?
 
2018-03-13 09:19:43 AM  
"I think her presence in the classroom, given that her past life will undoubtedly be revealed, will be a definite distraction," Lieberman said. "For one thing, it presents a challenge to men in the class to have sex with her and I guess some women will feel she's a feminist and they'll respect her for that. But there will be other women who will look down on her for doing porn and people who think she doesn't belong there - that it diminishes the seriousness or the status of being a lawyer."

Yes, because she's done porn.  That's why ugly girls will hate her and guys will try to sleep with her.  ONLY because of porn.
 
2018-03-13 09:20:00 AM  
Can anyone think of any former adult film actor who was able to get people to refer to them as anything other than "former adult film actor?"

No? Neither can I. Sorry... Porn is forever.
 
2018-03-13 09:20:27 AM  
"She's taking her past and turning it into a positive. "

What, exactly, was negative about her past?
 
2018-03-13 09:20:29 AM  

Fano: HighlanderRPI: "...ultimately graduated from Duke - debt-free, claims a former publicist - in 2016 with a degree in women's studies."

So, she does girl-on-girl then?

Summa cum laude


Did Summa's roommates complain?
 
2018-03-13 09:20:44 AM  
Nice try subby. I almost clicked until I saw Fox News.

21 comments in and no pics? This is not the Fark I used to know.

She's way not the first person to subsidize that degree with an excursion into the demimonde.

These thoughts are all completely unrelated and this is a crap post.
 
2018-03-13 09:21:28 AM  
QUITE POSSIBLY TRUE PORN THESPIAN FUNFACT:  If you do porn for four or more decades your balls and/or breasts can earn their own SAG card.
 
2018-03-13 09:22:16 AM  

orbister: "For one thing, it presents a challenge to men in the class to have sex with her ..."

Where's the challenge in having sex with a prostitute?


Porn stars aren't prostitutes by default. You can do porn and only ever have sex with your spouse.

That's not to say that prostitution isn't a common side job for porn stars, but the one doesn't necessarily indicate the other.
 
2018-03-13 09:24:03 AM  

meanmutton: What's the difference between a porn star and a lawyer? One is an immoral whore who screws people for money and the other is a porn star.

Is that what you're going for?

Works for me. Gave you your 2nd "funny". Thanks for the chuckle.
 
2018-03-13 09:24:07 AM  
Duke University Porn Actress?  Did you know that "DUPA" means "ass" in Polish?

You do now!
 
2018-03-13 09:24:55 AM  
IIRC she said she was going to do this so she could be an advocate for sex workers.
 
2018-03-13 09:27:32 AM  

orbister: "For one thing, it presents a challenge to men in the class to have sex with her ..."

Where's the challenge in having sex with a prostitute?


She picks and chooses her clients.
 
2018-03-13 09:28:02 AM  
Is she going to be a boring lawyer too?
 
2018-03-13 09:28:47 AM  
Futurama - Single Female Lawyer Intro
Youtube VKiHx53WR08
 
2018-03-13 09:31:13 AM  

doubled99: orbister: "For one thing, it presents a challenge to men in the class to have sex with her ..."

Where's the challenge in having sex with a prostitute?

She picks and chooses her clients.


That's guild law.
 
2018-03-13 09:32:40 AM  
She carved the word 'fat' on her leg with a knife. I think she has some psychological issues. Ah.. a friend told me, yes that's it.
 
2018-03-13 09:35:45 AM  
Why do these women try to justify what they chose to do as empowering to women when porn, for the most part, is rather degrading to all women.  It was her choice and it was a legal way to make money but it doesn't mean I have to have a positive view of her because I just dont have any respect for people (men and women) who make a living that way.  I'm not going to go out and protest or even think I'm better than them despite the lack of respect
 
2018-03-13 09:38:25 AM  

TheAlgebraist: She said she went into porn because she thought it was less degrading than a minimum wage job because at least she had control over herself, at least she had control over her own body.

Hey lady, I used to work at McDonalds, why are you ragging on me? I don't come down to where you work and knock the law textbook out of your hands.


Does the job description in McDonald's include sucking dicks on camera  ? how is porn less degrading that working in McDonald's ?
 
2018-03-13 09:38:55 AM  

JimmyTheHutt: "She's taking her past and turning it into a positive. "

What, exactly, was negative about her past?


She took penis on camera for money?
 
2018-03-13 09:39:07 AM  

markie_farkie: Hey, SOMEONE has to bang the gavel, amiright??!?


Anything can be a gavel, if you're brave enough.
 
2018-03-13 09:39:46 AM  
""I mean, are they going to have to ask jurors if they know who she really is?" "

Because trial lawyers are the only kind of lawyer there is?
 
2018-03-13 09:41:00 AM  

Fano: HighlanderRPI: "...ultimately graduated from Duke - debt-free, claims a former publicist - in 2016 with a degree in women's studies."

So, she does girl-on-girl then?

Summa cum laude


Some cum loudly
 
2018-03-13 09:42:11 AM  

brap: QUITE POSSIBLY TRUE PORN THESPIAN FUNFACT:  If you do porn for four or more decades your balls and/or breasts can earn their own SAG card.


Nah. That's just gravity.
 
2018-03-13 09:43:54 AM  
"May it please your honor..."

"Oh, yes; you can"
 
2018-03-13 09:44:03 AM  

SewerRatOps: Why do these women try to justify what they chose to do as empowering to women when porn, for the most part, is rather degrading to all women.


The thing about someone else's choice, is that it isn't for you to determine.
 
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