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(WTAE)   Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Someone blew over the legal limit on the way to her own wedding   ( wtae.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Sgt. Chriswell Scott, Marana police, Tucson, Arizona, Arizona, Pima County, Arizona, Sting, white dress, Monday morning  
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2018-03-13 12:33:05 AM  
Something old: The car you wrecked.  Something new: The car you hit.  Something borrowed: Time.  Something blew: The cop.
 
2018-03-13 12:33:26 AM  
Rumaway bride
 
2018-03-13 01:13:41 AM  
I've seen this episode of Modern Family.
 
2018-03-13 01:16:31 AM  
They call it instant justice.
 
2018-03-13 01:20:16 AM  
Maybe the judge at the bail hearing can also do the wedding
 
2018-03-13 01:54:03 AM  
And getting married she thought she'd never have to blow anything again.
 
2018-03-13 01:54:25 AM  
DUI with injury. Her husband might be granted a forced vacation from her after her trial.
 
2018-03-13 02:01:55 AM  

davidphogan: Something old: The car you wrecked.  Something new: The car you hit.  Something borrowed: Time.  Something blew: The cop.


That's just wrong, but I'll probably be joining you in hell for laughing at it...
 
2018-03-13 02:03:21 AM  

Kouta: DUI with injury. Her husband might be granted a forced vacation from her after her trial.


I'm sure the two have a lot of history and chemistry and romance but really the guy would be better off with most any sober person because driving drunk to your wedding is a bad sign.
 
2018-03-13 02:04:51 AM  
Isn't it ironic?

Like j aaaaa aaaalllleeee on your wedding day, its a "free"  stay, if you cant make your bail, its the good advice, you completely ignored,  its a white dress for a complete....
 
2018-03-13 02:07:51 AM  
I thought the blowing started after the reception.
 
2018-03-13 02:23:27 AM  
Who drives to their own wedding?
 
2018-03-13 02:28:58 AM  

BadReligion: Who drives to their own wedding?


A drunk bride.
 
2018-03-13 05:49:11 AM  
Like I said, man, all the good ones are taken.
 
2018-03-13 07:29:11 AM  
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2018-03-13 09:11:04 AM  
Nobody goes to weddings sober anymore, especially not the two people getting married.
 
2018-03-13 01:07:01 PM  
Police: Bride arrested for DUI while driving crashing to her wedding
 
2018-03-13 02:08:54 PM  
Wow, I'm seeing this in all kinds of local newspapers' websites and I'm not in the U.S. Her bride-in-cuffs photo has gone international. Ouch. That's gotta sting. Hope she gets her shiat together.
 
2018-03-13 03:34:52 PM  
Some lucky guy dodged a bullet.
 
2018-03-13 10:04:19 PM  
It's farking hot.
 
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