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(Baltimore Sun)   News: Baltimore man murdered Saturday. FARK: While driving in a funeral procession   ( baltimoresun.com) divider line
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2018-03-12 07:20:41 PM  
Was he in the express lane?
 
2018-03-12 08:49:38 PM  

OdradekRex: Was he in the express lane?


No, just late
 
2018-03-12 10:19:36 PM  
Gee, I wonder if it was gang related.
 
2018-03-13 01:05:05 AM  
That is not how you put the fun back in funerals.
 
2018-03-13 01:08:24 AM  
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2018-03-13 01:08:46 AM  
KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS
 
2018-03-13 01:11:08 AM  
Was the funeral for the ironic tag?
 
2018-03-13 01:11:51 AM  

Tanqueray: Gee, I wonder if it was gang related.


Probably the fault of a conservative white guy
 
2018-03-13 01:13:55 AM  
"He said he did not know for whom the procession was being held."

So, Chazz got shot?
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2018-03-13 01:14:09 AM  

OdradekRex: Was he in the express lane?


Using a corpse to access the HOV lane is approaching Weekend at Bernie's level of stupid.
 
2018-03-13 01:38:03 AM  
Read it too fast. Thought it said bathroom man. Thought we had a new archetype.
 
2018-03-13 02:07:35 AM  

LoneWolf343: Was the funeral for the ironic tag?


Not ironic, Alannis. Coincidental. Tragic, perhaps.

/Now if he was going to a "Anti-people getting shot in funeral processions" protest... maybe
//Could've used the "plug" tag
///three
 
2018-03-13 02:09:41 AM  

powhound: OdradekRex: Was he in the express lane?

Using a corpse to access the HOV lane is approaching Weekend at Bernie's level of stupid.


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2018-03-13 02:11:59 AM  

Spaceballer: That is not how you put the fun back in funerals.


James Bond - Live And Let Die - New Orleans Funeral Scene
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2018-03-13 02:55:29 AM  
Since when is a murder in Baltimore still considered "news", subby?
 
2018-03-13 02:57:19 AM  

wildcardjack: Spaceballer: That is not how you put the fun back in funerals.

[YouTube video: James Bond - Live And Let Die - New Orleans Funeral Scene]


Exactly the scene I had in mind too
 
2018-03-13 03:12:43 AM  

Prof. Frink: Since when is a murder in Baltimore still considered "news", subby?


It's not a mass shooting with an ass-salt weapon, so it doesn't count, for some reason.
 
2018-03-13 03:40:17 AM  

albuquerquehalsey: Prof. Frink: Since when is a murder in Baltimore still considered "news", subby?

It's not a mass shooting with an ass-salt weapon, so it doesn't count, for some reason.


So can wee address this issue or is it still wrong to to think the this murder rate should be addressed?
 
2018-03-13 03:42:00 AM  
Seriously the world is determined to deal with social injustuce with people actually die in the real world
 
2018-03-13 03:43:17 AM  
Being are farking dieing while while you all get offended.
 
2018-03-13 03:45:57 AM  
So can we just for once admit that teens in Detroit with no food,might be more important then some guy in his Lexus getting stopped and having not to be an ashole to get out of a ticket,
 
2018-03-13 03:48:57 AM  
Want to discuss this our continue to make asses of youreselve.
 
2018-03-13 03:55:55 AM  
I think I got banned for asking for reality.  No worries,  just more ammo for the real world
 
2018-03-13 03:56:58 AM  
Maybe tell me why im wrong?
 
2018-03-13 03:57:21 AM  
Is that too scary to you....
 
2018-03-13 04:41:55 AM  
Baltimore... putting the Off into offended since 1776....
 
2018-03-13 04:54:59 AM  

Lamarski: albuquerquehalsey: Prof. Frink: Since when is a murder in Baltimore still considered "news", subby?

It's not a mass shooting with an ass-salt weapon, so it doesn't count, for some reason.

So can wee address this issue or is it still wrong to to think the this murder rate should be addressed?


Which murder rate?  The 10-11 incidents each year where a semi auto rifle is used to kill a few people very quickly?  Or the Black on Black murders that result in thousands each year?

They didn't mention race in the article so that automatically tells you what color they were...although with a name like "Montrel", I seriously doubt the dude involved was Chinese.

/I know, I know...I'm racist for even bringing it up. Continue your Strawman.
 
2018-03-13 05:49:05 AM  
Of course its banned.
 
2018-03-13 05:50:16 AM  
Well save more lives if we farking address the reall issue mods!
 
2018-03-13 05:50:41 AM  
Well it does save time.
 
2018-03-13 07:53:14 AM  
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2018-03-13 07:56:06 AM  
Buy one get one free at the funeral home?
 
2018-03-13 08:03:11 AM  
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2018-03-13 09:58:58 AM  
This can't possibly be true. Baltimore essentially bans guns, and the media keeps telling me that that's the way to stop gun violence.
 
2018-03-13 10:31:56 AM  
Carcetti better get in this.
 
2018-03-13 11:37:39 AM  
Back in 2002, I was on a jury that heard a "murder during a funeral" case.

It was in Suitland, Md., so about 50 miles south of B'More.
 
2018-03-13 02:52:06 PM  
I just want to know what Saturday ever did to him to deserve such a fate...
 
2018-03-13 05:16:05 PM  

Khazar-Khum: This can't possibly be true. Baltimore essentially bans guns, and the media keeps telling me that that's the way to stop gun violence.


If this was gang related, the victim was probably armed himself, so, fat lot of good it did him.

/kindly fornicate your own person in some other premises.
 
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