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(Deadspin)   AL MVP Jose Altuve has second thoughts about winning the World Series   ( deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, White House, President of the United States, Trump, Carlos Beltr, Houston Astros, potentially once-in-a-lifetime honor, Donald Trump, traditional post-championship White  
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2018-03-12 11:49:08 PM  
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2018-03-13 01:06:48 AM  

Demetrius: [img.fark.net image 444x321]


I kind of hope the next US President is of Hispanic descent.  Just as a big "up yours" to Donnie.
 
2018-03-13 05:34:07 AM  
Hard to believe a team that had more than its share of Venezuelan and Puerto Rican players wouldn't be absolutely giddy to spend the day at the Trump White House.
 
2018-03-13 06:50:23 AM  
I would love it if some of these foreign players would bring their legal paperwork and hold it out for trump to see so they didn't get deported, right in front of the cameras.
 
2018-03-13 07:56:43 AM  
I'm surprised there weren't a dozen ICE agents in attendance.
 
2018-03-13 08:12:34 AM  

You Are All Sheep: I would love it if some of these foreign players would bring their legal paperwork and hold it out for trump to see so they didn't get deported, right in front of the cameras.


Wellon Dowd: I'm surprised there weren't a dozen ICE agents in attendance.


They're rich and employed.
 
2018-03-13 08:17:11 AM  
altuve is really talented, but too bad 'shooting lasers from his eyes' isn't one of his skills
 
2018-03-13 08:26:08 AM  
I like his suit. and his expression.
 
2018-03-13 08:35:36 AM  
Awesome. Personally, I would be torn between 'fark no I'm not going' and 'once in a lifetime troll opportunity'.

Sadly, I'll never know.
 
2018-03-13 08:38:49 AM  
as a dodgers fan just let me say, fark donald trump.
 
2018-03-13 08:41:13 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Awesome. Personally, I would be torn between 'fark no I'm not going' and 'once in a lifetime troll opportunity'.

Sadly, I'll never know.


I'd be torn between show up and troll versus show up and go full on mocking Trump to his face like Colbert did to Bush at the correspondents dinner. That shiat is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
 
2018-03-13 08:53:54 AM  

johnny queso: as a dodgers fan just let me say, fark donald trump.


as a giants fan, i say f$ck donald trump too.  oh, and the dodgers.
 
2018-03-13 09:00:03 AM  
I'm surprised Trump didn't call him out for taking the MVP award from a hard working American player.
 
2018-03-13 09:23:48 AM  

doubled99: You Are All Sheep: I would love it if some of these foreign players would bring their legal paperwork and hold it out for trump to see so they didn't get deported, right in front of the cameras.

Wellon Dowd: I'm surprised there weren't a dozen ICE agents in attendance.

They're rich and employed.


The Trump administration is going after rich, employed, lawful immigrants already.
 
2018-03-13 09:27:54 AM  
Whoever wrote the speech doesn't know shiat about baseball. Game 7 of the World Series was rotten, it was over after 2 innings.
 
2018-03-13 09:44:59 AM  
Altuve may have been irritated that Two Scoops wouldn't shut up about how great game 7 was. Games 2 and 5 were arguably two of the most exciting World Series games ever played, and he latched onto the game where the Astros went up 5-1 in the 2nd inning and nothing else happened.

Makes me think the team picked up that Two Scoops didn't watch shiat and was talking out of his ass.
 
2018-03-13 09:54:15 AM  

lennavan: Ow! That was my feelings!: Awesome. Personally, I would be torn between 'fark no I'm not going' and 'once in a lifetime troll opportunity'.
Sadly, I'll never know.
I'd be torn between show up and troll versus show up and go full on mocking Trump to his face like Colbert did to Bush at the correspondents dinner. That shiat is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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make up a suit like this to go there with
 
2018-03-13 10:37:22 AM  
I like in the hand shake gif that Trump is going in for the shake and Altuve is just staring at him without offering his hand.
 
2018-03-13 10:45:01 AM  

ElwoodCuse: Whoever wrote the speech doesn't know shiat about baseball. Game 7 of the World Series was rotten, it was over after 2 innings.


As a life long Astros fan with absolutely no fingernails left, game seven was farking awesome.
 
2018-03-13 11:09:28 AM  

max_pooper: ElwoodCuse: Whoever wrote the speech doesn't know shiat about baseball. Game 7 of the World Series was rotten, it was over after 2 innings.

As a life long Astros fan with absolutely no fingernails left, game seven was farking awesome.


Word.

Game seven was a gift to my poor nerves. If Hinch had put Giles in for CFM in the ninth, I would have had a straight up breakdown.
 
2018-03-13 03:05:07 PM  

max_pooper: As a life long Astros fan with absolutely no fingernails left, game seven was farking awesome.


Congratulations on the win!  Also, I'm jealous of your Game Seven experience.  Mine was unrelenting anxiety in the form of "OMGWTF How long can Bumgarner keep this up?!"  The stress probably took two decades off my life.  Fortunately, they'll be the shiatty decades at the end.

Good luck in the coming season!  Also, fark the Dodgers!
 
2018-03-13 03:55:34 PM  

davidphogan: Demetrius: [img.fark.net image 444x321]

I kind of hope the next US President is of Hispanic descent.  Just as a big "up yours" to Donnie.


Well, as long as the next President is a natural born citizen, why would it be an "up yours" to Trump?
 
2018-03-13 05:47:47 PM  
"If all Mexicans were your height, my wall would only need to be 8 feet tall! Someone said it would save our country billions. Billions!"
 
2018-03-13 10:16:11 PM  

bighairyguy: I'm surprised Trump didn't call him out for taking the MVP award from a hard working American player.


Trump hates judges, too, so he was probably a little torn on that one.
 
2018-03-14 09:16:03 AM  
 
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