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2018-03-12 06:06:30 PM  
lol, what a farking joke
 
2018-03-12 06:09:08 PM  
I feel really, really bad for the grapefruit currently sitting in Nunes' microwave.
 
2018-03-12 06:11:58 PM  
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2018-03-12 06:12:18 PM  
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2018-03-12 06:14:41 PM  
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2018-03-12 06:16:36 PM  
That's cute that they think that'll work!
 
2018-03-12 06:19:38 PM  

Circusdog320: That's cute that they think that'll work!


We published first!
 
2018-03-12 06:20:34 PM  
That GOP congressman was saying words, but I couldn't hear them over the sound of the rubles in his pockets.
 
2018-03-12 06:23:00 PM  
Man, these dumbf*cks really don't get that it just makes the IC more interested in what they've been up to in their spare time, do they?
 
2018-03-12 06:27:03 PM  
These douche canoes couldn't find anything illegal with Hillary, their mortal enemy. The fact they couldn't find anything wrong in their own party is about as surprising as a sunrise.
 
2018-03-12 06:27:40 PM  
That's fine...they'll just need seven more investigations in order to realllllly be sure there was no collusion. I'm sure they'll get right on that.
 
2018-03-12 06:29:16 PM  
"The Russians did commit active measures against our election in '16 and we think we will do that in the future"

And we're 100% committed to doing absolutely nothing to stop them.
 
2018-03-12 06:31:53 PM  
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2018-03-12 06:34:24 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 427x240]


Geez, let the poor kid finish
 
2018-03-12 06:34:28 PM  
Do they believe SNL's cold open somehow vindicates them?
 
2018-03-12 06:38:04 PM  
its all about this. 
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Foxnews gets to report there is no evidence. 
Trump gets to say that there is no evidence. 
Trumpers shrug and go, "i heard it myself, there is no evidence."

Its the circle of derp Simba.
 
2018-03-12 06:39:42 PM  
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2018-03-12 06:40:15 PM  

blastoh: its all about this. 
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Foxnews gets to report there is no evidence. 
Trump gets to say that there is no evidence. 
Trumpers shrug and go, "i heard it myself, there is no evidence."

Its the circle of derp Simba.


Oh sweet zombie jesus that echo chamber is deafening.
 
2018-03-12 06:42:26 PM  
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2018-03-12 06:44:54 PM  

harleyquinnical: blastoh: its all about this. 
[img.fark.net image 632x410]
Foxnews gets to report there is no evidence. 
Trump gets to say that there is no evidence. 
Trumpers shrug and go, "i heard it myself, there is no evidence."

Its the circle of derp Simba.

Oh sweet zombie jesus that echo chamber is deafening.


I expect no less than 3 tweets from Trump claiming he's 'vindicated' yet again.

/He's been vindicated more than Vindicators 3
 
2018-03-12 06:49:57 PM  
No evidence? Don Junior f*cking admitted to meeting with the Russians IN TRUMP TOWER to discuss sanctions - he published the email offering dirt on Hillary - and these c*nts say there's "no evidence"?
 
2018-03-12 06:51:51 PM  
No evidence....none...nyet....nein....
 
2018-03-12 06:51:54 PM  

kronicfeld: No evidence? Don Junior f*cking admitted to meeting with the Russians IN TRUMP TOWER to discuss sanctions - he published the email offering dirt on Hillary - and these c*nts say there's "no evidence"?


They didn't see any evidence.

Granted, it's very difficult to see with Trump's FUPA and old pubes blocking their vision.
 
2018-03-12 06:53:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: kronicfeld: No evidence? Don Junior f*cking admitted to meeting with the Russians IN TRUMP TOWER to discuss sanctions - he published the email offering dirt on Hillary - and these c*nts say there's "no evidence"?

They didn't see any evidence.

Granted, it's very difficult to see with Trump's FUPA and old pubes blocking their vision.


I.... I don't feel well now.
 
2018-03-12 06:53:40 PM  

harleyquinnical: blastoh: its all about this.
[img.fark.net image 632x410]
Foxnews gets to report there is no evidence.
Trump gets to say that there is no evidence.
Trumpers shrug and go, "i heard it myself, there is no evidence."

Its the circle of derp Simba.

Oh sweet zombie jesus that echo chamber is deafening.


but wait.. there's more
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2018-03-12 06:58:07 PM  

kronicfeld: No evidence? Don Junior f*cking admitted to meeting with the Russians IN TRUMP TOWER to discuss sanctions - he published the email offering dirt on Hillary - and these c*nts say there's "no evidence"?


Donnie Half Scoop says, "I love it!"
 
2018-03-12 07:17:28 PM  
I bet Mueller thinks this is hilariously cute.
 
2018-03-12 07:17:38 PM  

impaler: These douche canoes couldn't find anything illegal with Hillary, their mortal enemy. The fact they couldn't find anything wrong in their own party is about as surprising as a sunrise.


smarted and funnier for the use of the term "douche canoe"
 
2018-03-12 07:21:35 PM  

Chariset: Trump's FUPA


What is a FUPA?
 
2018-03-12 07:26:16 PM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Chariset: Trump's FUPA

What is a FUPA?


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Fupa
 
2018-03-12 07:26:37 PM  
After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.
 
2018-03-12 07:29:39 PM  
We knew this was coming and I promised myself I wouldn't let it bother me, but glubdammit,

Nunes is a treacherous traitor and badly deserves to be punished.
 
2018-03-12 07:39:04 PM  

Professor_Doctor: After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.


How do you feel about Terrorist Fist Bumps?
 
2018-03-12 07:43:42 PM  

naughtyrev: Professor_Doctor: After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.

How do you feel about Terrorist Fist Bumps?


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2018-03-12 07:45:23 PM  

Professor_Doctor: After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.


Welcome to Fark! And may god have mercy on your soul for going straight to TotalFark...
 
2018-03-12 07:45:43 PM  

Professor_Doctor: After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.


Welcome, comrade.

/If you're really a doctor, I've got this thing with my left elbow I'd like to ask you about.
 
2018-03-12 08:01:27 PM  

blastoh: harleyquinnical: blastoh: its all about this.
[img.fark.net image 632x410]
Foxnews gets to report there is no evidence.
Trump gets to say that there is no evidence.
Trumpers shrug and go, "i heard it myself, there is no evidence."

Its the circle of derp Simba.

Oh sweet zombie jesus that echo chamber is deafening.

but wait.. there's more
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This is making me legit sick to my stomach. With the poisoning in the UK and this, I feel like Russia isn't going to let this go without a fight. Mueller is next.
 
2018-03-12 08:02:06 PM  

Professor_Doctor: After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.


Welcome to jungle!
 
2018-03-12 08:28:42 PM  

MrBallou: We knew this was coming and I promised myself I wouldn't let it bother me, but glubdammit,

Nunes is a treacherous traitor and badly deserves to be punished.


I'm guessing Mueller is going to bring him in eventually.
 
2018-03-12 08:43:51 PM  

HedlessChickn: MrBallou: We knew this was coming and I promised myself I wouldn't let it bother me, but glubdammit,

Nunes is a treacherous traitor and badly deserves to be punished.

I'm guessing Mueller is going to bring him in eventually.


First thing tomorrow might send a message.
 
2018-03-12 08:59:48 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: HedlessChickn: MrBallou: We knew this was coming and I promised myself I wouldn't let it bother me, but glubdammit,

Nunes is a treacherous traitor and badly deserves to be punished.

I'm guessing Mueller is going to bring him in eventually.

First thing tomorrow might send a message.


Are you going to bet on that?
 
2018-03-12 09:03:45 PM  

Professor_Doctor: After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.


Welcome aboard Doctor, but you're help is probably needed much more with the other side.
 
2018-03-12 09:24:54 PM  
If they fire Mueller you guys should go to Washington with torches and pitchforks.
 
2018-03-12 10:20:44 PM  

FlyingBacon: AdmirableSnackbar: HedlessChickn: MrBallou: We knew this was coming and I promised myself I wouldn't let it bother me, but glubdammit,

Nunes is a treacherous traitor and badly deserves to be punished.

I'm guessing Mueller is going to bring him in eventually.

First thing tomorrow might send a message.

Are you going to bet on that?


Fark no, Mueller doesn't need to throw down a gauntlet like that.
 
2018-03-12 11:04:15 PM  
At this point, I feel like the only connection Mueller needs evidence of is the Russians to Assange.

We know the Russians stole the info. We know Assange DMed Jr a link to the stolen info, which Jr eventually tweeted out. Once Mueller proves the Russians gave the data to Assange, that should be enough to establish conspiracy. Right?

And considering Roger Stone's protege just sang like a canary, that probably won't take a heck of a lot longer. One hopes...
 
2018-03-12 11:17:59 PM  
Well, that settles that. We can all stop talking about collusion now.
 
2018-03-12 11:18:47 PM  
Yeah this is going to get ugly and Putin is pushing his limit.
 
2018-03-12 11:19:53 PM  
This is a relief.
 
2018-03-12 11:20:12 PM  

Professor_Doctor: After about a decade of lurking on this site, I finally decided to make an account just so I could say that I am equal parts filled with hatred and terror of Republicans.

I'm open to hugs. No longer than 10 seconds. Light pats on the back are okay.


Yep. Republicans aren't the problem, the voters who empower them no matter what they do is what is threatening the continued existence of our country.
 
2018-03-12 11:21:05 PM  
Hopefully this is "to be continued January 3 2019"
 
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