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(WSOCTV)   WWE star Jeff Hardy does flying flip into a crossbody crash. Unfortunately he was in a car and drunk at the time   ( wsoctv.com) divider line
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2018-03-12 05:57:21 PM  
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"Can I be witness for the prosecution?"
 
2018-03-12 06:06:54 PM  
Just drunk?
 
2018-03-12 06:07:19 PM  
Bradshaw then ran out from behind the bushes and pinned him to win back the Hardcore Championship
 
2018-03-12 09:43:56 PM  
Are they sure he was drunk? Could have been another conchairto

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2018-03-12 09:46:16 PM  
My money was on painkillers, not alcohol.
 
2018-03-12 10:02:12 PM  
It's been a while since we've heard about Jeff acting shiatfaced, or have I not been paying attention.
 
2018-03-12 10:24:28 PM  
Not a mention of him on Raw tonight. I guess he's been

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2018-03-12 10:25:47 PM  
EVAH since the #7Deities have come to me, I do not put alcohol, drugs, or foreign substances into my VESSEL.

I AM MORE.
- #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) March 12, 2018
 
2018-03-12 10:25:55 PM  
I kinda wonder how much longer Jeff has on this mortal coil. He seems like he's not long for this world.
 
2018-03-12 10:30:59 PM  

salvador.hardin: EVAH since the #7Deities have come to me, I do not put alcohol, drugs, or foreign substances into my VESSEL.

I AM MORE.
- #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) March 12, 2018


He said his vessel, he said nothing about his mouth
 
2018-03-12 10:40:09 PM  

ongbok: salvador.hardin: EVAH since the #7Deities have come to me, I do not put alcohol, drugs, or foreign substances into my VESSEL.

I AM MORE.
- #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) March 12, 2018

He said his vessel, he said nothing about his mouth


Matt's just keeping it Kayfabe. Too bad for Jeff though, probably had another good run in him. Maybe he can do some time at DDPs yoga prison and have a comeback next year.

No XFL for him either I guess.
 
2018-03-12 11:17:53 PM  

salvador.hardin: ongbok: salvador.hardin: EVAH since the #7Deities have come to me, I do not put alcohol, drugs, or foreign substances into my VESSEL.

I AM MORE.
- #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) March 12, 2018

He said his vessel, he said nothing about his mouth

Matt's just keeping it Kayfabe. Too bad for Jeff though, probably had another good run in him. Maybe he can do some time at DDPs yoga prison and have a comeback next year.

No XFL for him either I guess.


From what I've read, it's actually Jeff's first DWI the state, so just a misdemeanor. So unless punishment comes from within the company (highly unlikely, since one of the Smackdown tag champs got a DUI in Texas, between shows, nonetheless and not only is still on TV; hasn't dropped the belts and is looking at a Mania match), he should be fine.
 
2018-03-13 01:12:02 AM  
So, his Magnum TA impression needs some work?
 
2018-03-13 07:26:01 AM  

Terminal Accessory: So, his Magnum TA impression needs some work?


Oh, dude....
 
2018-03-13 10:44:24 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I kinda wonder how much longer Jeff has on this mortal coil. He seems like he's not long for this world.


Screw that, he's the Keith Richards of wrestling.
 
2018-03-13 01:50:46 PM  

SkylineRecords: Straight Outta Wells Branch: I kinda wonder how much longer Jeff has on this mortal coil. He seems like he's not long for this world.

Screw that, he's the Keith Richards of wrestling.


I thought that was Flair.
 
2018-03-13 04:08:32 PM  
Obligatory {if not mandatory}   --     TA-DAH!
 
2018-03-13 11:07:40 PM  

Terminal Accessory: So, his Magnum TA impression needs some work?


TOO SOON!
 
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