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2018-03-08 06:28:31 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:31:41 PM  
That would be fantastic. What relief that could bring to the people of the DPRK if all goes well.
 
2018-03-08 06:41:49 PM  
Only Trump could go to Russia North Korea.
 
2018-03-08 06:45:02 PM  
It would be funny if Trump goes to SK, and they kidnap him for ransom, and we're like "keep him."
 
2018-03-08 06:49:15 PM  

feckingmorons: That would be fantastic. What relief that could bring to the people of the DPRK if all goes well.


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2018-03-08 06:51:00 PM  

kronicfeld: feckingmorons: That would be fantastic. What relief that could bring to the people of the DPRK if all goes well.

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A stopped clock is right twice a day. Think positive thoughts.
 
2018-03-08 06:54:01 PM  
10-1 Trump compliments him after Kim gets done massaging his ego. Donnie likes him some dictators. I wonder if Kim will throw him a paper machet(sp) parade.
 
2018-03-08 06:56:02 PM  
Kim Jong Un (and his father before him) has attempted to meet with every recent president. Hell, the NK govt has repeatedly used arrests/kidnappings of US citizens to seek meetings with presidents (unsuccessfully - the best they've done is a meeting with former prez Clinton). How is this an accomplishment??
 
2018-03-08 06:58:16 PM  

PreMortem: 10-1 Trump compliments him after Kim gets done massaging his ego. Donnie likes him some dictators. I wonder if Kim will throw him a paper machet(sp) parade.


Kim is a Godless Communist, the best Communist, one to give the Chinese are run for their money, a really fantastic Communist. Look, come on look at the DPRK, look at what a gigantic great job he has done being a Godless Communist.
 
2018-03-08 06:58:36 PM  
Of course he'll jump at the chance to do this.
 
2018-03-08 07:03:24 PM  
Lil' Rocket Man wants Stormy's number and D2S has head Lil' RM has a harem full of pissing teens.

/Mutual Interests UNLOCKED!
 
2018-03-08 07:04:13 PM  
Remember how Nixon "opened" China? Then he had to resign for unrelated reasons. I think history is f*cking with us.
 
2018-03-08 07:05:59 PM  

feckingmorons: PreMortem: 10-1 Trump compliments him after Kim gets done massaging his ego. Donnie likes him some dictators. I wonder if Kim will throw him a paper machet(sp) parade.

Kim is a Godless Communist, the best Communist, one to give the Chinese are run for their money, a really fantastic Communist. Look, come on look at the DPRK, look at what a gigantic great job he has done being a Godless Communist.


I've always been a bit unclear on how what is essentially a patriarchal dictatorship passes as communism.
All the "Communist" countries seem to end up somewhere in that ballpark though.
 
2018-03-08 07:06:50 PM  

Exluddite: feckingmorons: PreMortem: 10-1 Trump compliments him after Kim gets done massaging his ego. Donnie likes him some dictators. I wonder if Kim will throw him a paper machet(sp) parade.

Kim is a Godless Communist, the best Communist, one to give the Chinese are run for their money, a really fantastic Communist. Look, come on look at the DPRK, look at what a gigantic great job he has done being a Godless Communist.

I've always been a bit unclear on how what is essentially a patriarchal dictatorship passes as communism.
All the "Communist" countries seem to end up somewhere in that ballpark though.


Yeah, Karl Marx wouldn't be really pleased.
 
2018-03-08 07:06:56 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Remember how Nixon "opened" China? Then he had to resign for unrelated reasons. I think history is f*cking with us.


My thought as well, but I will be optimistic,  like Fecking, and hope for the best.
 
2018-03-08 07:08:51 PM  
Well if he finally ends the Korean war that would be a big deal. That might guarantee his re-election. If not they'll at least put it on their mailings.
 
2018-03-08 07:11:13 PM  

feckingmorons: Exluddite: feckingmorons: PreMortem: 10-1 Trump compliments him after Kim gets done massaging his ego. Donnie likes him some dictators. I wonder if Kim will throw him a paper machet(sp) parade.

Kim is a Godless Communist, the best Communist, one to give the Chinese are run for their money, a really fantastic Communist. Look, come on look at the DPRK, look at what a gigantic great job he has done being a Godless Communist.

I've always been a bit unclear on how what is essentially a patriarchal dictatorship passes as communism.
All the "Communist" countries seem to end up somewhere in that ballpark though.

Yeah, Karl Marx wouldn't be really pleased.


Groucho Marx would be ecstatic with this administration.
 
2018-03-08 07:19:54 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Remember how Nixon "opened" China? Then he had to resign for unrelated reasons. I think history is f*cking with us.


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2018-03-08 07:22:07 PM  

feckingmorons: Well if he finally ends the Korean war that would be a big deal. That might guarantee his re-election. If not they'll at least put it on their mailings.


North Korea (who is broke) has simply said they are stopping missile tests.  let's not make this more than it is.  

And so we are clear, they were never going to attack us anyways because they know the response would be devastating. 


Also, this will get a few headlines for a few days, and Monday we will wake up to more effects of his farking Trade War. 

And tomorrow is Friday.  Those are not normally good news days for this administration.
 
2018-03-08 07:29:30 PM  
Get me a ticket on an aeroplane.

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Lil' Kimmy done wrote me a letter.

 
2018-03-08 07:30:57 PM  
CNN is running with this now.  My question is WHERE will they meet?  Is Trump going to land in Pyongyang?  Doubt that.  Is Kimmy coming here?  Doubt that.  Panmunjom?  God that'd be tense for the Secret Service.  In Beijing?  I could see that working.
 
2018-03-08 07:34:05 PM  
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2018-03-08 07:36:15 PM  
So Kim thinks he has a rube lined up.

/he might be right
 
2018-03-08 07:38:12 PM  
The day Fark cried.
 
2018-03-08 07:38:50 PM  
This Thread
N. Korea has been trying to meet with a US President for at least 20 years. 
Trump meting with him means Kim Jong Un views this as Trump treating N. Korea as and equal to the US.
 
2018-03-08 07:41:37 PM  

blastoh: This Thread
N. Korea has been trying to meet with a US President for at least 20 years. 
Trump meting with him means Kim Jong Un views this as Trump treating N. Korea as and equal to the US.


Trump will give him everything they have craved and think he is winning the whole time.

Winning!
 
2018-03-08 07:45:31 PM  

NewportBarGuy: blastoh: This Thread
N. Korea has been trying to meet with a US President for at least 20 years.
Trump meting with him means Kim Jong Un views this as Trump treating N. Korea as and equal to the US.

Trump will give him everything they have craved and think he is winning the whole time.

Winning!


meanwhile, live by the news cycle, die by the news cycle.
 
2018-03-08 07:47:21 PM  

blastoh: NewportBarGuy: blastoh: This Thread
N. Korea has been trying to meet with a US President for at least 20 years.
Trump meting with him means Kim Jong Un views this as Trump treating N. Korea as and equal to the US.

Trump will give him everything they have craved and think he is winning the whole time.

Winning!

meanwhile, live by the news cycle, die by the news cycle.


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2018-03-08 07:51:46 PM  

NewportBarGuy: blastoh: This Thread
N. Korea has been trying to meet with a US President for at least 20 years. 
Trump meting with him means Kim Jong Un views this as Trump treating N. Korea as and equal to the US.

Trump will give him everything they have craved and think he is winning the whole time.

Winning!


Wha-a-a-a-at? The Great Negotiator and his Best People have done a stellar job so far, oh ye of little faith.
 
2018-03-08 07:53:48 PM  

impaler: It would be funny if Trump goes to SK, and they kidnap him for ransom, and we're like "keep him."

 
And we say "you can keep him".


Except it would probably turn into The Ransom of Red Chief.

Won't he have to ask Mueller for permission to leave the country?
 
2018-03-08 08:05:14 PM  
Weird, these two were ready to throw nukes at each other just 2 weeks ago.
Something is going on that we don't know about yet because this all smells fishy as fark.
 
2018-03-08 08:09:48 PM  
Once again, imagine the absolute frothing, head exploding fury if Obama suggested he would meet with Kim.
 
2018-03-08 08:35:31 PM  
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2018-03-08 08:42:34 PM  

feckingmorons: That would be fantastic. What relief that could bring to the people of the DPRK if all goes well.


lol as if Kim is going to give up his nukes. He just wants to be legitimized as a world leader and Dotard is going to give him that.  BTW how did you feel about Obama's agreement with Iran? Did you love it and think it would help the people of Iran? I think not.
And how many agreements has Kim and his predecessor broken over the years?  They do this every so often. Much like Charlie Brown,Lucy and the football. 
But I'm sure it's going to be different this time.
 
2018-03-08 08:53:51 PM  
Shocking.
The state department was blind sided.
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2018-03-08 08:55:15 PM  

blastoh: feckingmorons: Well if he finally ends the Korean war that would be a big deal. That might guarantee his re-election. If not they'll at least put it on their mailings.

North Korea (who is broke) has simply said they are stopping missile tests.  let's not make this more than it is.
And so we are clear, they were never going to attack us anyways because they know the response would be devastating.
Also, this will get a few headlines for a few days, and Monday we will wake up to more effects of his farking Trade War.
And tomorrow is Friday.  Those are not normally good news days for this administration.


Yeah, we know. Have a little fun.
 
2018-03-08 09:00:45 PM  

blastoh: Shocking.
The state department was blind sided.
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Government by Dotard Decree.
 
2018-03-08 10:05:01 PM  
OMG, they're going to take him, and then threaten to give him back if we don't pay a huge ransom.
 
2018-03-08 10:14:28 PM  
If this goes well, it could change the trajectory of war on the Korean peninsula!

Narrator: "It did not go well."
 
2018-03-08 10:27:50 PM  
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/for once I hope General Akbar is correct
 
2018-03-08 10:29:25 PM  
As I said in the other thread...I foresee Kim wanting to trade his weapons for stuff he needs and maybe
a permanent peace treaty with the South.. But what he has learned cannot be un-learned.
 
2018-03-08 10:29:40 PM  

impaler: It would be funny if Trump goes to SK, and they kidnap him for ransom, and we're like "keep him."


That was my first thought.  They'd kill him as an act of war, and we'd collectively shrug our shoulders.  Then we'd ask them to "invite" Pence for a visit.
 
2018-03-08 10:29:53 PM  
pegging Dennis Rodman. A new alternative history porno story starting Stormy Daniels, that guy from Gungam style, and Dennis Rodman.
 
2018-03-08 10:30:04 PM  

impaler: It would be funny if Trump goes to SK, and they kidnap him for ransom, and we're like "keep him."


Who read my diary?
 
2018-03-08 10:30:57 PM  
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2018-03-08 10:31:19 PM  
If we're able to salvage anything positive from this psycho-porno-clown show, I'll take it.

I won't be holding my breath, but still.
 
2018-03-08 10:31:24 PM  

feckingmorons: kronicfeld: feckingmorons: That would be fantastic. What relief that could bring to the people of the DPRK if all goes well.

getaloadofthisguy.jpg

A stopped clock is right twice a day. Think positive thoughts.


Not when it's only got a little hand.
 
2018-03-08 10:31:43 PM  
Why would that narcissistic manchild meet with that guy?
 
2018-03-08 10:32:25 PM  
What are the Vegas odds that this happens? 5000:1? 5:1 that Trump tweets something between now and the meeting that NK lied about something (they didn't) and NK responds that they didn't do the thing (because they didn't) and Trump delivers a 5th graders insult to KJU then cancels the visit because another 5th graders insult to KJU. Then he goes to Mar-A-Lago and we're all happy that he didn't actually meet him/agree to terms that the U.S. withdraws from S.K. on the condition that NK invests in one of Jared Kushners properties.

Ad infinitum as the U.S. cedes all global influence and descends into a tertiary economic nation.
 
2018-03-08 10:33:30 PM  
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