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(AP News)   Will we have war? Will there be peace and unification? Will there be no more nukes? THIS is your Trump "major announcement on NK" thread (announcement/speech/whatever kicks off at 7pm)   ( apnews.com) divider line
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2018-03-08 05:51:05 PM  
soooo wag the dog? Hey Mueller, can you speed shiat up? I've got some friends i don't want to see die in Trump's distraction war
 
2018-03-08 05:56:17 PM  
"His sister is soooo cute. She's staying at the White House starting next week, instead of Meliania. Melenie? Malfordora? Her. You know, her."
 
2018-03-08 06:05:09 PM  
I'm expecting some meaningless peace gesture.

"North Korea has agreed to return South Korea's basketball that has been stuck on their roof since 1985."
 
2018-03-08 06:08:57 PM  
Is this where he takes credit for Best and Worst Korea having a sit down meeting 3 days ago?
 
2018-03-08 06:12:52 PM  

somedude210: soooo wag the dog? Hey Mueller, can you speed shiat up? I've got some friends i don't want to see die in Trump's distraction war


All of them? Yeah, me too.
 
2018-03-08 06:24:10 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:24:40 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: somedude210: soooo wag the dog? Hey Mueller, can you speed shiat up? I've got some friends i don't want to see die in Trump's distraction war

All of them? Yeah, me too.


eh, I've got this Admiral friend who's a real pain in the ass, i wouldn't mind seeing him go down....

...WITH HIS SHIP! Gawd, you people...
 
2018-03-08 06:27:51 PM  
Donnie could say the US is putting in more THAAD batteries in South Korea and China can suck it. Really hoping that is not what he says but who knows anymore.
 
2018-03-08 06:32:43 PM  
A joint team of US and South Korean forces have caught an ultra-rare Pokemon?
 
2018-03-08 06:32:46 PM  
Fear - Let's Have a War
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2018-03-08 06:32:49 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:32:52 PM  

eurotrader: Donnie could say the US is putting in more THAAD batteries in South Korea and China can suck it. Really hoping that is not what he says but who knows anymore.


If that's what he does, I would almost be relieved, considering what he could do.

and steel loves war.
 
2018-03-08 06:32:53 PM  
WE'LL MEET AGAIN,

DON'T KNOW WHERE,

DON'T KNOW WHEN,

BUT I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAAAY

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2018-03-08 06:33:44 PM  
I'm going with meaningless shiat spewing from his face sphincter.

/or war
 
2018-03-08 06:33:57 PM  
And here I was kinda hoping Kim would just drop a nuke right on my head and just get it over with.

Kinda.  Wouldn't have to do taxes again, that's a plus.

Ideally, he'd wait until after I went skiing later this month.  It's practically all paid for in advance.  Wouldn't wanna waste that.
 
2018-03-08 06:34:06 PM  
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Oh please go there....and don't come back.
 
2018-03-08 06:34:08 PM  
He chose an ambassador for SK?
 
2018-03-08 06:34:13 PM  

GardenWeasel: Is this where he takes credit for Best and Worst Korea having a sit down meeting 3 days ago?


Yes.  That's going to be the big takeaway: He personally is responsible.  He did so much, worked so hard, like making a business deal, only he could do it, blah blah blah... it will be tedious and infuriating at the same time.
 
2018-03-08 06:34:42 PM  
Given his track record, it'll be Trump taking credit for something a) not particularly important, b) that was in the final stages before he got to it, or c) both.

Whatever it is, today is Thursday. Mueller's been making some moves on Fridays, so I hope Trump enjoys his 24 hours in the sun before the next news dump.
 
2018-03-08 06:35:47 PM  
This is beyond bonkers and the next time I see "but her emails" or "i voted third party!" (that conveniently aligned with Russian thinking) I will literally drag them.
 
2018-03-08 06:35:51 PM  
I bet you all a nickel that the MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT is the same announcement the South Koreans made about meeting with North Korea, only Trump will be taking credit for it.  That's the announcement.
 
2018-03-08 06:36:08 PM  

Lochsteppe: A joint team of US and South Korean forces have caught an ultra-rare Pokemon?


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2018-03-08 06:36:20 PM  
I don't like this.
Nope. Not at all.

It is an aberration in a chronically aberrant Presidency.

I've known septic tanks to announce their need for attention and that never bodes well.

Cocktail, anyone?
 
2018-03-08 06:36:31 PM  

Aquapope: GardenWeasel: Is this where he takes credit for Best and Worst Korea having a sit down meeting 3 days ago?

Yes.  That's going to be the big takeaway: He personally is responsible.  He did so much, worked so hard, like making a business deal, only he could do it, blah blah blah... it will be tedious and infuriating at the same time.


You know, it could be a lot worse. While he's credit hogging; he won't be able to nuke Finland or whatever. We all know that he cannot multitask.
 
2018-03-08 06:37:30 PM  

LordOfThePings: He chose an ambassador for SK?


Most likely Tillerson or Mattis advised on doing so is what I'm thinking.
 
2018-03-08 06:37:47 PM  

rbuzby: I bet you all a nickel that the MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT is the same announcement the South Koreans made about meeting with North Korea, only Trump will be taking credit for it.  That's the announcement.


ftfa:
An ABC News producer tweets that ABC reporter Jon Karl asked Trump privately if the statement will be about talks between the U.S. and North Korea. Trump responded: "It's almost beyond that. Hopefully, you will give me credit."

Christ, what an asshole.
 
2018-03-08 06:37:54 PM  
I expect H.R. McMaster will walk out in front of the camera, let out out a 39 second fart, and leave the room, never to be seen in the mortal world again as he ascended to Valhalla immediately after leaving the view of the assembled cameras..

This outcome would be the LEAST ridiculous thing to happen during the entirety of the Trump administration.
 
2018-03-08 06:38:33 PM  

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Oh please go there....and don't come back.


This is brilliant for North Korea
1. Trump is the embodiment of all of their anti-U.S. propaganda
2.  Since Trump believes everything from the last person who talks to him, we'll surrender to our glorious new leader, God Emperor Kim Jong Un, by the evening news.
 
2018-03-08 06:39:14 PM  
I suspect this is going to have a truly minor impact: opening direct talks with the US? So what? North Koreans have a term they use in their internal propaganda to describe these kinds of talks: "attack diplomacy."
 
2018-03-08 06:39:18 PM  
He's announcing Snek is going to take his show to the Korean Peninsula.
 
2018-03-08 06:40:50 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:41:04 PM  
No..... wait... he's going to perform his Snek impression while regurgitating the.Best Korea announcement.
 
2018-03-08 06:41:13 PM  
Taking bets on him announcing sending a nuclear strike shortly before getting on stage.
 
2018-03-08 06:41:31 PM  
You would be incredibly wise not to trust it.  Whatever Trump says it's untrue.
 
2018-03-08 06:42:24 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:42:25 PM  

Bugerz: Taking bets on him announcing sending a nuclear strike shortly before getting on stage.


Against Luxembourg.
 
2018-03-08 06:43:17 PM  
"Ladies and Gentlemen, my Fellow Americans.....

We have measured, and my hands are bigger than RocketMan's. Our penises are the same size though."
 
2018-03-08 06:43:40 PM  
But. Her. Emails.
 
2018-03-08 06:43:41 PM  

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Only.
The best.
Wiggly.

What more can we say?
 
2018-03-08 06:43:43 PM  
"EXCLUSIVE Sr US official tells me S Korean National Security Adviser will announce at 7 pm EST from WH: an invitation from Kim Jong Un to meet Trump; no change to planned US South Korea military exercises in April and commitment by Kim Jong Un to stop nuclear & missile testing."
 
2018-03-08 06:43:44 PM  

Bugerz: Taking bets on him announcing sending a nuclear strike shortly before getting on stage.


An obvious traitor and cheat should not be in charge of our nuclear arsenal.
 
2018-03-08 06:43:50 PM  

Bugerz: Taking bets on him announcing sending a nuclear strike shortly before getting on stage.


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2018-03-08 06:45:36 PM  
War.  War never changes.
 
2018-03-08 06:46:25 PM  

somedude210: "EXCLUSIVE Sr US official tells me S Korean National Security Adviser will announce at 7 pm EST from WH: an invitation from Kim Jong Un to meet Trump; no change to planned US South Korea military exercises in April and commitment by Kim Jong Un to stop nuclear & missile testing."


Thunder...stolen.

Suck it, Trump.

/Now he's sure to launch nukes
 
2018-03-08 06:46:26 PM  
Peace in our time.
 
2018-03-08 06:46:28 PM  
Whore is well.
 
2018-03-08 06:47:15 PM  
A total clown shoes summit between Un and trump has to happen, right? Like that's what our time line dictates?
 
2018-03-08 06:47:40 PM  

iheartscotch: Aquapope: GardenWeasel: Is this where he takes credit for Best and Worst Korea having a sit down meeting 3 days ago?

Yes.  That's going to be the big takeaway: He personally is responsible.  He did so much, worked so hard, like making a business deal, only he could do it, blah blah blah... it will be tedious and infuriating at the same time.

You know, it could be a lot worse. While he's credit hogging; he won't be able to nuke Finland or whatever. We all know that he cannot multitask.


You're right, of course.  Sure, the dog was too busy shiatting on the bed to eat the baby, so we got that going for us.
 
2018-03-08 06:48:11 PM  
I bet he announces he is resigning, that with his Tax Plan, trade deals, etc, that he has decided that he has saved the country, and although we are all ingrates, he still loves us, and that he wants to spend more time with his children and his granschildren's hot young nannies.
 
2018-03-08 06:48:36 PM  
"Hallelujah gentlemen, the missiles are flying"?
 
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