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(Busted Coverage)   In a stunning repeat performance, Florida Man™ downs 16 vodaks, eats chimichangas in an all day binge at a Mexican restaurant then skips out on the tab   ( bustedcoverage.com) divider line
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2018-03-08 06:43:17 PM  
In stunning poor showing, writer puts down the English language in article-length atrocity.

"He gets arrested, goes to jail where he was probably held until the court told him he's now on the hook for the bill plus court costs."

"I'm not going triggered snowflake on you guys here...."

"I assume Stephen came out shooting like shooters do early in the day, pounding before the Mexicans caught on that he didn't have money."
 
2018-03-08 07:51:37 PM  
who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!
 
2018-03-08 07:55:53 PM  
16 vodkas? Pfft! Amateur.
 
2018-03-08 07:56:08 PM  
8 hours 16 drinks. That's two drinks per hour. Guy's just an asshole.
 
2018-03-08 07:56:47 PM  
I was never able to get down much more than one 750 mL bottle of vodak in a day.

16 is quite impressive.
 
2018-03-08 07:57:43 PM  
I was impressed,  until found out it was a whole day adventure.
If it was a two hour binge, I'd like to know his Fark handle.
 
2018-03-08 07:58:45 PM  
16 vodaks? ...all day? ..It must be thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
 
2018-03-08 07:59:40 PM  
Old Bartender's Joke:

Guy walks in a bar and tells the Bartender he wants a top shelf bourbon.  When he's served, he downs it immediately and asks for another with the same results.  This goes on at a rapid pace until he's at about the 6th shot and the bartenders asks why he's drinking in such a hurry. The response:  Hey you'd be drinking quickly too if you had what I've got!.  The bartenders asks the guy "what have you got?"   The guys response:  About $3.40.
 
2018-03-08 08:00:46 PM  
Loftus told investigators he was supposed to meet his friend, Mike, for lunch at 1:30 p.m. Mike, he said, was supposed to pick up the tab.

Yeah, when I get stood up I pound vodkas till closing time too.  Who's the real villain here, huh "Mike"?
 
2018-03-08 08:04:09 PM  

SansNeural: I was never able to get down much more than one 750 mL bottle of vodak in a day.

16 is quite impressive.


As someone who has winded down his boozing career of 30 years, i can say this.

I can sit at a bar for 8 hours and drink two doubles and hour, with a glass of of water, and have a mild buzz, and only be sleeping.

And that includes 4-5 shots of patron(jigger and a half) with no food.
 
2018-03-08 08:06:24 PM  
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Yeah.  I'd better pay that tab if I were you, Florida Man.
 
2018-03-08 08:07:20 PM  
He looks rather composed for pulling an all day drunk.
 
2018-03-08 08:08:45 PM  
Florida man, Florida man, 16 vodaks because a Florida man can. Does he Pay, listen Bud, he's got vodak in his blood.
 
2018-03-08 08:09:40 PM  

inglixthemad: 16 vodkas? Pfft! Amateur.


16 vodaks, not vodkas.  Way more hardcore.
 
2018-03-08 08:12:52 PM  
Did someone say chimichangas?

It's always sunny in Philadelphia - Mac and Dennis Chimichangas
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2018-03-08 08:13:01 PM  

Catlenfell: I was impressed,  until found out it was a whole day adventure.
If it was a two hour binge, I'd like to know his Fark handle.


Well, nobody seems to be asking...how many chimichangas?? If he had 16 vodkas and 16 chimichangas, that would be pretty impressive...
 
2018-03-08 08:22:22 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Florida man, Florida man, 16 vodaks because a Florida man can. Does he Pay, listen Bud, he's got vodak in his blood.


Thare goes your Florida Man, there goes you FLORIDA MAN!!!! (trumpets blaring).
 
2018-03-08 08:26:43 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: Well, nobody seems to be asking...how many chimichangas?? If he had 16 vodkas and 16 chimichangas, that would be pretty impressive...


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Nope
 
2018-03-08 08:36:09 PM  
Who exactly was he meeting?
 
2018-03-08 08:36:35 PM  
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2018-03-08 08:39:59 PM  
What's more, in 2016 he defrauded an end keeper.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
 
2018-03-08 08:50:43 PM  
Person of Interest:

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2018-03-08 08:55:28 PM  
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2018-03-08 09:05:09 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!


No, it checks out... a margarita is about $16 at my local Tex-Mex joint, but a rail vodka and tonic is about $4. Mexican joints make their living by overcharging tourists for tequila. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but yeah... I'm pretty much an alcoholic....
 
2018-03-08 09:09:52 PM  

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2018-03-08 09:17:55 PM  
Florida Man Sucks Down 16 Vodkas & Eats One Chimichanga Over 8 1/2 Hours, Refuses To Pay Tab

FTFTH
 
2018-03-08 10:08:54 PM  
Ordering vodkaat a Mexicanrestaurant should have been their first clue thst things were not on the straight and narrow
 
2018-03-08 10:10:56 PM  

ZeroPly: Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!

No, it checks out... a margarita is about $16 at my local Tex-Mex joint, but a rail vodka and tonic is about $4. Mexican joints make their living by overcharging tourists for tequila. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but yeah... I'm pretty much an alcoholic....


The xl (20 oz?) Margaritas at Mad Mex have 7 oz of tequila and are just under 8 bucks during happy hour....  too bad all that sugar makes me sick   I stick to half priced drafts
 
2018-03-08 10:11:40 PM  

fuzzybacchus: ZeroPly: Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!

No, it checks out... a margarita is about $16 at my local Tex-Mex joint, but a rail vodka and tonic is about $4. Mexican joints make their living by overcharging tourists for tequila. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but yeah... I'm pretty much an alcoholic....

The xl (20 oz?) Margaritas at Mad Mex have 7 oz of tequila and are just under 8 bucks during happy hour....  too bad all that sugar makes me sick   I stick to half priced drafts


Mad Mex being the local Pittsburgh Cali mexi chain ....
 
2018-03-08 10:18:58 PM  
Here in Tampa we just call that going out to eat. And seriously folks do you really think guy is going to drink thematically appropriate booze? C'mon.
 
2018-03-08 10:46:37 PM  

fuzzybacchus: fuzzybacchus: ZeroPly: Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!

No, it checks out... a margarita is about $16 at my local Tex-Mex joint, but a rail vodka and tonic is about $4. Mexican joints make their living by overcharging tourists for tequila. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but yeah... I'm pretty much an alcoholic....

The xl (20 oz?) Margaritas at Mad Mex have 7 oz of tequila and are just under 8 bucks during happy hour....  too bad all that sugar makes me sick   I stick to half priced drafts

Mad Mex being the local Pittsburgh Cali mexi chain ....


Madmex happy hour margaritas are a hell of a deal.
 
2018-03-08 11:08:57 PM  

alice_600: Person of Interest:

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Canadians love wintering in Florida.
 
2018-03-09 01:22:43 AM  
Impressive!!!


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2018-03-09 01:39:42 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Impressive!!!


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Wow, haven't seen him in a while.
 
2018-03-09 02:46:36 AM  
Think about when you're at home , the size of a vodka you pour for yourself. Then think about the meagre splash you get served at a pub or a restaurant... Yeah 16 really isn't that many
 
2018-03-09 06:43:42 AM  

SansNeural: I was never able to get down much more than one 750 mL bottle of vodak in a day.

16 is quite impressive.


Just one?
 
2018-03-09 06:53:47 AM  

fuzzybacchus: ZeroPly: Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!

No, it checks out... a margarita is about $16 at my local Tex-Mex joint, but a rail vodka and tonic is about $4. Mexican joints make their living by overcharging tourists for tequila. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but yeah... I'm pretty much an alcoholic....

The xl (20 oz?) Margaritas at Mad Mex have 7 oz of tequila and are just under 8 bucks during happy hour....  too bad all that sugar makes me sick   I stick to half priced drafts

Sounds like the crap made at applebee's.

Mix cheap bottom shelf in 5 gallon bucket with cheap mix and a LOT of water.
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2018-03-09 07:10:58 AM  

GrymRpr: fuzzybacchus: ZeroPly: Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!

No, it checks out... a margarita is about $16 at my local Tex-Mex joint, but a rail vodka and tonic is about $4. Mexican joints make their living by overcharging tourists for tequila. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but yeah... I'm pretty much an alcoholic....

The xl (20 oz?) Margaritas at Mad Mex have 7 oz of tequila and are just under 8 bucks during happy hour....  too bad all that sugar makes me sick   I stick to half priced drafts
Sounds like the crap made at applebee's.

Mix cheap bottom shelf in 5 gallon bucket with cheap mix and a LOT of water.
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It is just vile.
 
2018-03-09 07:27:43 AM  

GrymRpr: fuzzybacchus: ZeroPly: Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!

No, it checks out... a margarita is about $16 at my local Tex-Mex joint, but a rail vodka and tonic is about $4. Mexican joints make their living by overcharging tourists for tequila. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic, but yeah... I'm pretty much an alcoholic....

The xl (20 oz?) Margaritas at Mad Mex have 7 oz of tequila and are just under 8 bucks during happy hour....  too bad all that sugar makes me sick   I stick to half priced drafts
Sounds like the crap made at applebee's.

Mix cheap bottom shelf in 5 gallon bucket with cheap mix and a LOT of water.
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Oh no,  not at all.  Look them up, it's all really good quality stuff.
 
2018-03-09 03:01:39 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: who the fark drinks vodka at a Mexican restaurant?!


Someone who's had 16 tequilas at one time in their life?

Bslim: 8 hours 16 drinks. That's two drinks per hour. Guy's just an asshole.


If they're really a full drink (and the guy doesn't have a proper farker's liver) they should add up.  You can fake a bloody Mary, a watered down vodak is obvious, so it comes down to size.  Typically eight drinks ahead of your liver involves "hold my vodak" moments while you still think you have your physical capabilities, not stupid stuff like this.
 Hopefully much of it was between lunch and dinner.  That's probably some sort of bar minimum for taking up the bar/table.
 
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