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(Gizmodo)   Did someone say they needed a hand?   ( gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, hands, Russia, Geography of Russia, Amur River, Khabarovsk, human hands, local police, China  
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2018-03-08 09:58:12 PM  
24 votes:
Just like Farkers--a tragic situation, and y'all just make a bunch of off-hand remarks.
2018-03-08 07:38:23 PM  
18 votes:
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zez
2018-03-08 09:57:30 PM  
16 votes:
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2018-03-08 09:55:38 PM  
15 votes:
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2018-03-08 10:07:45 PM  
13 votes:
I read about a shipwreck once where all hands were lost.

Could be a starting point for the investigation.
2018-03-08 06:48:48 PM  
13 votes:
Anyone need a masseur?

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2018-03-08 10:24:33 PM  
11 votes:
Everyone's stumped.
2018-03-08 09:53:55 PM  
10 votes:
Feet on beaches in BC. Hands in the Siberia. Heads from gang executions in Mexico. Get these all together, a few more parts, add lightning, and you've got yourself an army.
2018-03-08 10:02:31 PM  
8 votes:

WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT


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OOF
2018-03-08 09:56:14 PM  
8 votes:
It's super gross.

Thanks for that fine reporting.
2018-03-08 09:59:44 PM  
7 votes:
i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT
2018-03-08 08:02:34 PM  
7 votes:
matching pairs

So you're saying this situation isn't all right?
2018-03-08 10:27:24 PM  
6 votes:
I read the TFA, it was likely a sack of medical cadaver hands.  Probably was supposed to be incinerated but the incinerator charged a arm and a leg, and the dude only had a sack of hands...so he dumped them.
2018-03-08 10:23:59 PM  
6 votes:
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Wanted for questioning.
2018-03-08 09:32:02 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-03-08 10:04:49 PM  
5 votes:

WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT


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2018-03-08 10:04:25 PM  
5 votes:
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something  might be afoot...
2018-03-08 10:04:39 PM  
4 votes:
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/got nuthin
2018-03-08 10:01:21 PM  
4 votes:
Please clap.
2018-03-08 06:59:28 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-03-09 04:22:34 AM  
3 votes:
I think I've seen this one, 
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2018-03-08 11:53:11 PM  
3 votes:
There was a lightsaber with that, did you bring that too?
2018-03-08 11:29:58 PM  
3 votes:

wellreadneck: [images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com image 325x350]


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2018-03-08 10:01:20 PM  
3 votes:
Now I can say, "Dumb as a bag of hands." When someone says, "What?" I'll be able to relate this story. Really, if you think about, everyone wins. If you don't think so, you're dumb as a bag of hands.

"What?"

// see what i mean?
2018-03-09 05:22:26 AM  
2 votes:
We sell a lot of products in the "Bag O'" line.. like Bag O' Glass, Bag O' Nails, Bag O' Bugs, Bag O' Vipers, Bag O' Sulfuric Acid. They're decent toys, you know what I mean?
2018-03-08 11:57:55 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like the forensic lab's about to go fully digital.
2018-03-08 11:52:55 PM  
2 votes:
Perhaps Pooty is trying to find just the right pair for his orange Valentine.

Big, manly hands.

Believe me.
2018-03-08 10:42:09 PM  
2 votes:
Take them to a palm reader.
2018-03-08 10:34:57 PM  
2 votes:

Sid_6.7: matching pairs

So you're saying this situation isn't all right?


Only half-right. You left off the other half.
2018-03-08 10:09:39 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Please clap.


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2018-03-08 09:52:05 PM  
2 votes:
What do the clues point to?
2018-03-09 06:52:24 AM  
1 vote:
No one?
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2018-03-09 04:32:29 AM  
1 vote:
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No, thanks.
2018-03-09 12:00:47 AM  
1 vote:

winedrinkingman: They cut the hands off like that for autopsies.  Normally they are sewn back on for funerals, but if you were cutting corners or someone had a weird fetish...


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2018-03-09 12:00:24 AM  
1 vote:

Sid_6.7: matching pairs

So you're saying this situation isn't all right?


Well it's not like they just left them behind.
2018-03-08 11:30:46 PM  
1 vote:
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/are you aware of the penal code in this state?
2018-03-08 10:43:40 PM  
1 vote:
No information was given about the age of the hands or when they may have been discarded, but the images suggest they are reasonably fresh.

What's the reasonably fresh range for severed hands?  A day...a week?
2018-03-08 10:41:08 PM  
1 vote:
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Approves...
2018-03-08 10:40:16 PM  
1 vote:

wellreadneck: WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT

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thanks...
2018-03-08 10:37:59 PM  
1 vote:
So medical students apparently need a lot of practice chopping off hands from cadavers.  Got it. And where is this teaching hospital in Siberia near the Chinese border? too weird
2018-03-08 10:22:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-03-08 10:19:42 PM  
1 vote:
If you're happy and you know it... grab a bag...

2018-03-08 10:12:40 PM  
1 vote:
Let it go

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2018-03-08 07:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
At least it's a nice even number.
 
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