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(Gizmodo)   Did someone say they needed a hand?   ( gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, hands, Russia, Geography of Russia, Amur River, Khabarovsk, human hands, local police, China  
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2018-03-08 07:30:56 PM  
5 votes:
At first, a single hand was discovered. But then, nearby, the motherlode was found-a bag containing no less than 54 severed hands

Wait, where's #56?

/we found the culprit
OOF
2018-03-08 09:56:14 PM  
4 votes:
It's super gross.

Thanks for that fine reporting.
2018-03-08 10:27:24 PM  
3 votes:
I read the TFA, it was likely a sack of medical cadaver hands.  Probably was supposed to be incinerated but the incinerator charged a arm and a leg, and the dude only had a sack of hands...so he dumped them.
2018-03-08 10:02:31 PM  
3 votes:

WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT


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2018-03-08 09:57:30 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:59:28 PM  
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2018-03-08 10:07:45 PM  
2 votes:
I read about a shipwreck once where all hands were lost.

Could be a starting point for the investigation.
2018-03-09 06:52:24 AM  
1 vote:
No one?
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2018-03-08 10:57:35 PM  
1 vote:

Nuclear Monk: No information was given about the age of the hands or when they may have been discarded, but the images suggest they are reasonably fresh.

What's the reasonably fresh range for severed hands?  A day...a week?


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2018-03-08 10:43:40 PM  
1 vote:
No information was given about the age of the hands or when they may have been discarded, but the images suggest they are reasonably fresh.

What's the reasonably fresh range for severed hands?  A day...a week?
2018-03-08 10:40:27 PM  
1 vote:
the hands spilled out into a single pile, and then organized into 27 matching pairs

How they know which are pairs?
2018-03-08 10:24:33 PM  
1 vote:
Everyone's stumped.
2018-03-08 10:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
Now I can say, "Dumb as a bag of hands." When someone says, "What?" I'll be able to relate this story. Really, if you think about, everyone wins. If you don't think so, you're dumb as a bag of hands.

"What?"

// see what i mean?
2018-03-08 09:59:44 PM  
1 vote:
i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT
2018-03-08 09:53:55 PM  
1 vote:
Feet on beaches in BC. Hands in the Siberia. Heads from gang executions in Mexico. Get these all together, a few more parts, add lightning, and you've got yourself an army.
2018-03-08 08:02:34 PM  
1 vote:
matching pairs

So you're saying this situation isn't all right?
2018-03-08 07:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
At least it's a nice even number.
 
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