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(Gizmodo)   Did someone say they needed a hand?   ( gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, hands, Russia, Geography of Russia, Amur River, Khabarovsk, human hands, local police, China  
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2018-03-08 06:48:48 PM  
Anyone need a masseur?

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2018-03-08 06:59:28 PM  
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2018-03-08 07:28:57 PM  
At least it's a nice even number.
 
2018-03-08 07:30:56 PM  
At first, a single hand was discovered. But then, nearby, the motherlode was found-a bag containing no less than 54 severed hands

Wait, where's #56?

/we found the culprit
 
2018-03-08 07:38:23 PM  
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2018-03-08 08:02:34 PM  
matching pairs

So you're saying this situation isn't all right?
 
2018-03-08 09:32:02 PM  
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2018-03-08 09:52:05 PM  
What do the clues point to?
 
2018-03-08 09:53:55 PM  
Feet on beaches in BC. Hands in the Siberia. Heads from gang executions in Mexico. Get these all together, a few more parts, add lightning, and you've got yourself an army.
 
2018-03-08 09:54:08 PM  
"Say mush ONE more time and the revolution begins."
 
2018-03-08 09:55:38 PM  
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OOF
2018-03-08 09:56:14 PM  
It's super gross.

Thanks for that fine reporting.
 
2018-03-08 09:56:40 PM  
You see
Lost hands
 
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2018-03-08 09:57:30 PM  
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2018-03-08 09:58:12 PM  
Just like Farkers--a tragic situation, and y'all just make a bunch of off-hand remarks.
 
2018-03-08 09:59:44 PM  
i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT
 
2018-03-08 10:01:20 PM  
Now I can say, "Dumb as a bag of hands." When someone says, "What?" I'll be able to relate this story. Really, if you think about, everyone wins. If you don't think so, you're dumb as a bag of hands.

"What?"

// see what i mean?
 
2018-03-08 10:01:21 PM  
Please clap.
 
2018-03-08 10:01:26 PM  

WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT


There were hands in bags, so no need for dicks.
 
2018-03-08 10:02:31 PM  

WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT


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2018-03-08 10:04:25 PM  
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something  might be afoot...
 
2018-03-08 10:04:39 PM  
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/got nuthin
 
2018-03-08 10:04:49 PM  

WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT


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2018-03-08 10:07:45 PM  
I read about a shipwreck once where all hands were lost.

Could be a starting point for the investigation.
 
2018-03-08 10:09:39 PM  

fusillade762: Please clap.


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2018-03-08 10:12:40 PM  
Let it go

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2018-03-08 10:19:42 PM  
If you're happy and you know it... grab a bag...

 
2018-03-08 10:22:24 PM  
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2018-03-08 10:23:59 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2018-03-08 10:24:33 PM  
Everyone's stumped.
 
2018-03-08 10:27:24 PM  
I read the TFA, it was likely a sack of medical cadaver hands.  Probably was supposed to be incinerated but the incinerator charged a arm and a leg, and the dude only had a sack of hands...so he dumped them.
 
2018-03-08 10:34:57 PM  

Sid_6.7: matching pairs

So you're saying this situation isn't all right?


Only half-right. You left off the other half.
 
2018-03-08 10:37:59 PM  
So medical students apparently need a lot of practice chopping off hands from cadavers.  Got it. And where is this teaching hospital in Siberia near the Chinese border? too weird
 
2018-03-08 10:40:16 PM  

wellreadneck: WTP 2: i am still waiting to see a bag of dicks.
NTAWWT

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thanks...
 
2018-03-08 10:40:27 PM  
the hands spilled out into a single pile, and then organized into 27 matching pairs

How they know which are pairs?
 
2018-03-08 10:41:08 PM  
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Approves...
 
2018-03-08 10:42:09 PM  
Take them to a palm reader.
 
2018-03-08 10:43:40 PM  
No information was given about the age of the hands or when they may have been discarded, but the images suggest they are reasonably fresh.

What's the reasonably fresh range for severed hands?  A day...a week?
 
2018-03-08 10:50:47 PM  
Oh, God. I think I know who did this... O_O

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LYRA! NOOOOOO!!! ;_;
 
2018-03-08 10:57:35 PM  

Nuclear Monk: No information was given about the age of the hands or when they may have been discarded, but the images suggest they are reasonably fresh.

What's the reasonably fresh range for severed hands?  A day...a week?


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2018-03-08 11:00:33 PM  
Wanted for questioning...

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2018-03-08 11:06:13 PM  
They cut the hands off like that for autopsies.  Normally they are sewn back on for funerals, but if you were cutting corners or someone had a weird fetish...
 
2018-03-08 11:17:40 PM  
Even after reading that gruesome story, the BB-8 curling video made me chuckle.
 
2018-03-08 11:28:42 PM  
Yeah ok that was creepy.
 
2018-03-08 11:29:58 PM  

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2018-03-08 11:30:46 PM  
The Kentucky Fried Movie (2/4) The Guard Game Show! (1977)
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/are you aware of the penal code in this state?
 
2018-03-08 11:32:45 PM  

OOF: It's super gross.

Thanks for that fine reporting.


They're wrong. It's only 3/8's gross
 
2018-03-08 11:52:55 PM  
Perhaps Pooty is trying to find just the right pair for his orange Valentine.

Big, manly hands.

Believe me.
 
2018-03-08 11:53:11 PM  
There was a lightsaber with that, did you bring that too?
 
2018-03-08 11:57:55 PM  
Sounds like the forensic lab's about to go fully digital.
 
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