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(Time)   Just a reminder in has been three weeks since the CDC employee vanished. The the reward has just been increased   ( time.com) divider line
    More: Followup, 35-year-old Timothy Cunningham, Crime, Crime Stoppers, Criminal justice, Atlanta-based federal agency, atlanta police, Police, new reward  
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2018-03-08 08:30:45 PM  
60 votes:
Having lived in the Emory/CDC area for a number of years, I can almost assure you he's still stuck in traffic.
2018-03-08 07:34:08 PM  
17 votes:
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2018-03-08 08:58:08 PM  
11 votes:
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2018-03-08 07:05:08 PM  
11 votes:
Probably coughing all over the President Madagascar right now.
2018-03-08 09:08:44 PM  
9 votes:
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2018-03-08 09:53:15 PM  
7 votes:
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12. I see 12 monkeys. Ah, ah, ah!
2018-03-08 10:20:53 PM  
6 votes:
No worries.  The main group of survivors will find him at the end of Season 1.
2018-03-08 09:56:19 PM  
6 votes:

Feel_the_velvet: and now a reward for information is up to $15,000.

Sorry, my price is waaaaaay more than that.


That's funny, your mom said the exact opposite.
2018-03-08 09:00:16 PM  
5 votes:

DrEMHmrk2: What's with all the typos in the headlines today????


Secret code.
It's all connected .
2018-03-08 09:24:27 PM  
4 votes:

Hoopy Frood: abhorrent1: So this article about a missing person doesn't include a picture of the missing person but links to another article about the same missing person that also doesn't have a picture of the missing person but does contain a short 30 second video that also doesn't show a picture of the the missing person but instead shows stock footage of flashing police lights and Atlanta traffic.

Ladies and gentlemen...JOURNALISM!

If they find him, it isn't news anymore.


Here's my plea for help finding my missing dog.


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Any minute now!
2018-03-08 09:11:16 PM  
4 votes:
and now a reward for information is up to $15,000.

Sorry, my price is waaaaaay more than that.
2018-03-08 09:55:08 PM  
3 votes:

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Relevant on two levels

The The - Infected (1986)
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2018-03-08 08:56:40 PM  
3 votes:
All I'm saying is he disappears, then some random Russian spy ends up poisoned with a nerve agent.  Seems like some super double secret agent stuff right there.
2018-03-09 01:00:42 AM  
2 votes:
'Round heah, if'n sees a "Lost Kitta" posta, one knows the ki-oatees been fed.

Now, a lost human, I reckon it'd take somethin' a might bigger'n a ki-oat.

/jess sayin
2018-03-08 10:55:02 PM  
2 votes:

swamp_of_dumb: [img.fark.net image 425x313]
12. I see 12 monkeys. Ah, ah, ah!


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2018-03-08 06:04:44 PM  
2 votes:
Check Olive Garden.
2018-03-09 06:28:38 AM  
1 vote:
In related news, vehicle with 54 human heads found in Best Amerika.
2018-03-09 02:54:25 AM  
1 vote:
I'm in Atlanta for a couple weeks.  I brought this up with the group I'm in training with (all locals but me). They had no idea what a I was talking about.  Non of them even knew there was a CDC location in Atlanta.
2018-03-09 12:03:37 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-03-08 10:54:54 PM  
1 vote:
Nope, not in my couch.

Just looked.

Maybe can I get a couple of bucks for looking?
2018-03-08 09:46:06 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he really never existed to begin with.
2018-03-08 09:29:15 PM  
1 vote:
Have they looked under the missing Malaysian Airlines plane?
OOF
2018-03-08 09:26:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-03-08 09:19:49 PM  
1 vote:

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The The reward would be cool, but I'd hold out for a Smiths reward.
2018-03-08 09:03:40 PM  
1 vote:
So this article about a missing person doesn't include a picture of the missing person but links to another article about the same missing person that also doesn't have a picture of the missing person but does contain a short 30 second video that also doesn't show a picture of the the missing person but instead shows stock footage of flashing police lights and Atlanta traffic.

Ladies and gentlemen...JOURNALISM!
2018-03-08 09:00:29 PM  
1 vote:

doomjesse: All I'm saying is he disappears, then some random Russian spy ends up poisoned with a nerve agent.  Seems like some super double secret agent stuff right there.


Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
2018-03-08 08:59:33 PM  
1 vote:
Fallow the zombies.
2018-03-08 08:57:27 PM  
1 vote:

elvisaintdead: Having lived in the Emory/CDC area for a number of years, I can almost assure you he's still stuck in traffic.


This guy gets it.
2018-03-08 08:52:04 PM  
1 vote:
Can I buy a "t"?
 
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