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(Time)   Just a reminder in has been three weeks since the CDC employee vanished. The the reward has just been increased   ( time.com) divider line
    More: Followup, 35-year-old Timothy Cunningham, Crime, Crime Stoppers, Criminal justice, Atlanta-based federal agency, atlanta police, Police, new reward  
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2018-03-08 09:03:40 PM  
25 votes:
So this article about a missing person doesn't include a picture of the missing person but links to another article about the same missing person that also doesn't have a picture of the missing person but does contain a short 30 second video that also doesn't show a picture of the the missing person but instead shows stock footage of flashing police lights and Atlanta traffic.

Ladies and gentlemen...JOURNALISM!
2018-03-08 07:34:08 PM  
10 votes:
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2018-03-08 09:11:42 PM  
7 votes:

abhorrent1: So this article about a missing person doesn't include a picture of the missing person but links to another article about the same missing person that also doesn't have a picture of the missing person but does contain a short 30 second video that also doesn't show a picture of the the missing person but instead shows stock footage of flashing police lights and Atlanta traffic.

Ladies and gentlemen...JOURNALISM!


If they find him, it isn't news anymore.
2018-03-08 10:51:39 PM  
5 votes:
My money is still on suicide. He either drown himself or ended up in the river which is why his body has not been found nearby. I would have checked down river.
2018-03-09 04:18:57 AM  
4 votes:
I went deer hunting on some private land one day (4k acres and I had permission for the season). I drove my truck in about 1/3 of the way to where I would hunt then walked the rest of the way about 2 hours before sunrise. I didn't see anything worth shooting so I walked back to my truck about 10 AM. That's when I found the hole. It was a square hole about 4'x4'  with a few old boards partially covering it. It may have been an old well or a mine shaft. It was just there in the woods with no warning sign at all. I picked up a short log and dropped it in. I counted, "one one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand, four one-thousand, five one-th" THUMP! It took almost 5 seconds for that log to hit the bottom. My first thought was how lucky I was that I didn't find it walking in in the dark. There was no way anyone would have found me. It would have been a mystery. His truck was found in the woods and he was never seen again. I returned the next day and put 3 rows of caution tape in the trees around it. I always think of it when I hear a story of a strange disappearance.
2018-03-08 08:30:45 PM  
4 votes:
Having lived in the Emory/CDC area for a number of years, I can almost assure you he's still stuck in traffic.
2018-03-08 10:55:02 PM  
3 votes:

swamp_of_dumb: [img.fark.net image 425x313]
12. I see 12 monkeys. Ah, ah, ah!


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2018-03-08 07:51:53 PM  
3 votes:
It's not that difficult to vanish, I understand, if you're serious about not being found.

Even if he's still alive I doubt he'll be heard of again, barring an act of Fark-headline-level stupidity, reward or no reward.
2018-03-08 11:57:27 PM  
2 votes:
Crime Stoppers said the money is for information "that points to criminal activity in the disappearance." ... Police said there's no evidence of foul play

So Crime Stoppers offered a reward they fully expect not to have to pay out even if somebody finds the guy's body.
2018-03-08 09:55:08 PM  
2 votes:

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Relevant on two levels

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2018-03-08 09:08:44 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-03-08 09:00:16 PM  
2 votes:

DrEMHmrk2: What's with all the typos in the headlines today????


Secret code.
It's all connected .
2018-03-08 08:56:40 PM  
2 votes:
All I'm saying is he disappears, then some random Russian spy ends up poisoned with a nerve agent.  Seems like some super double secret agent stuff right there.
2018-03-08 08:55:36 PM  
2 votes:
What's with all the typos in the headlines today????
2018-03-09 02:54:25 AM  
1 vote:
I'm in Atlanta for a couple weeks.  I brought this up with the group I'm in training with (all locals but me). They had no idea what a I was talking about.  Non of them even knew there was a CDC location in Atlanta.
2018-03-08 10:54:54 PM  
1 vote:
Nope, not in my couch.

Just looked.

Maybe can I get a couple of bucks for looking?
2018-03-08 10:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
No worries.  The main group of survivors will find him at the end of Season 1.
2018-03-08 10:14:05 PM  
1 vote:

doomjesse: All I'm saying is he disappears, then some random Russian spy ends up poisoned with a nerve agent.  Seems like some super double secret agent stuff right there.


Epidemiologists would be more concerned with infectious diseases and the like. Biotech and chemical engineers would be more apt to mess with neurotoxins.

/I'm observant, that's why they sent me
2018-03-08 09:53:15 PM  
1 vote:
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12. I see 12 monkeys. Ah, ah, ah!
2018-03-08 09:29:15 PM  
1 vote:
Have they looked under the missing Malaysian Airlines plane?
2018-03-08 09:24:27 PM  
1 vote:

Hoopy Frood: abhorrent1: So this article about a missing person doesn't include a picture of the missing person but links to another article about the same missing person that also doesn't have a picture of the missing person but does contain a short 30 second video that also doesn't show a picture of the the missing person but instead shows stock footage of flashing police lights and Atlanta traffic.

Ladies and gentlemen...JOURNALISM!

If they find him, it isn't news anymore.


Here's my plea for help finding my missing dog.


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Any minute now!
2018-03-08 09:19:49 PM  
1 vote:

calbert: [img.fark.net image 250x230]


The The reward would be cool, but I'd hold out for a Smiths reward.
2018-03-08 09:11:16 PM  
1 vote:
and now a reward for information is up to $15,000.

Sorry, my price is waaaaaay more than that.
2018-03-08 08:57:27 PM  
1 vote:

elvisaintdead: Having lived in the Emory/CDC area for a number of years, I can almost assure you he's still stuck in traffic.


This guy gets it.
2018-03-08 07:05:08 PM  
1 vote:
Probably coughing all over the President Madagascar right now.
 
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