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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Having solved all problems in America, the feds are suing a garbage company over a $350 neon palm tree full of dead pigeons   ( adn.com) divider line
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2018-03-08 04:29:09 PM  
6 votes:
"Take care of it," he said.

"It's watered," Wilson's attorney said. "Cared for."


THAT made RTFA worth it.
2018-03-08 04:05:48 PM  
5 votes:
Wait until they find out about the hovercraft
2018-03-08 03:58:06 PM  
5 votes:

phalamir: You are aware, Subby, that the federal government has more than 3 employees, right?


No, subby is right - the government shouldn't do anything until it has done everything. Also, it shouldn't do anything. Got it?
2018-03-08 03:58:12 PM  
4 votes:

phalamir: You are aware, Subby, that the federal government has more than 3 employees, right?


For now...
2018-03-08 04:42:09 PM  
2 votes:

AugieDoggyDaddy: RedT: "the federal government ... claimed the property last year when its owner was sentenced to prison for selling a bag of meth."

Am I the only one who has a problem with this?

Yeah,  the Fed is now stuck with an old rundown building that's best renovated with a flamethrower and a bulldozer.


So you're in favor of debris to nowhere.
2018-03-08 04:10:01 PM  
2 votes:
So if you sell a bag of meth they can take your neon palm tree?  I thought this was America!
2018-03-08 04:02:49 PM  
2 votes:

rkiller1: Who the hell plants a fake palm tree in Alaska?  That's like running the Iditarod from Key West to Philly using gator boats.


Great.  Now I want to try that.
2018-03-08 03:56:16 PM  
2 votes:
Who the hell plants a fake palm tree in Alaska?  That's like running the Iditarod from Key West to Philly using gator boats.
2018-03-09 12:40:53 AM  
1 vote:
Dead Pigeons?

Impropriety?

Tom Lehrer would like a word.
2018-03-08 06:08:19 PM  
1 vote:
Why $500 will buy an impoverished DEA agent a Glock 17. Won' t you think of those poor unfortunates?


/ The sign probably can be restored
// But the cost would outstrip any profit
2018-03-08 04:46:26 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: Wait until they find out about the hovercraft


Is it full of eels?
2018-03-08 04:11:48 PM  
1 vote:

Skyd1v: No frost on the power lines...


When the weather's hot and sticky
That's no time for dunkin' dickey.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin
That's the time for dickey dunkin'.
2018-03-08 04:10:03 PM  
1 vote:
That looks like the kind of fleabag flophouse you don't do any sleeping in and all the lovemaking you do you would want to do standing up.

I'm guessing their hourly rates are reasonable though.
2018-03-08 04:08:12 PM  
1 vote:

slackananda: Free picture pidgins:

[img.fark.net image 850x494]


/ftfy
2018-03-08 04:04:58 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: slackananda: Free picture:

[img.fark.net image 850x494]

I don't get that. It doesn't look very tropical to me.
/bbbuurrrrrrrrrrrrr


It actually must have been fairly warm when that picture was taken.  Certainly over 25°F.

No frost on the power lines...
2018-03-08 04:03:16 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: slackananda: Free picture:

[img.fark.net image 850x494]

I don't get that. It doesn't look very tropical to me.
/bbbuurrrrrrrrrrrrr


At least it was a free picture. I mean, you didn't have to buy it for that chilling experience.

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2018-03-08 03:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
"But then it turned into a big, threatening federal overreach."


Oh brrrrrrrother
2018-03-08 03:19:03 PM  
1 vote:
Free picture:

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