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(Mirror.co.uk)   PSA: When taking pictures of your house to post on a real estate website make sure your naked body is not visible in the mirror   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-08 12:51:54 PM  
Yes, I'm sure that was an accident.
 
2018-03-08 12:54:22 PM  
Sounds like something from a TFD selfie thread.
 
2018-03-08 01:03:30 PM  
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/oblig
 
2018-03-08 01:05:39 PM  
He looks like he's in pretty good shape for somebody who would have that bedspread.
 
2018-03-08 01:23:39 PM  
That's my fetish!
 
2018-03-08 02:05:09 PM  
My course in Real Estate Photography:

1. Get a wide lens. No. Wider. WIDER. Every straight line should look curved. 
2. HDR. Crank it to 11. Should look like a Thomas Kincade painting of a Thomas Kincade painting. 
3. Wonder why everyone thinks real estate agents are farking idiots.
 
2018-03-08 02:06:48 PM  

Erma Gerdd: [img.fark.net image 291x235]
/oblig


And here i was trying to figure out how to make that safe-for-nuFark on my phone
 
2018-03-08 02:07:16 PM  
accidentally uploaded a VERY revealing image

Accidentally. Right.
 
2018-03-08 02:07:26 PM  
Dear Zillow,
I never thought this would happen to me, but..........
 
2018-03-08 02:08:48 PM  
Ho Lee Fook
 
2018-03-08 02:10:28 PM  
I have discovered that our British cousins are far more freaky in the sheets than they let on.
 
2018-03-08 02:11:11 PM  
Uh huh, that was an accident.  Right.
 
2018-03-08 02:13:35 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Dear Zillow,
I never thought this would happen to me, but..........


I was home, naked, when the twins-only cheerleading squad from my hometown farmer' daughter's MILF naughty aunt realtor walked in with her camera (operated by a trained monkey) and a bottle of canola oil to stage the rooms for an "open house", if you know what I mean;)
 
2018-03-08 02:16:53 PM  
Bull. Shiat.
 
2018-03-08 02:16:55 PM  
What a dick move.
 
2018-03-08 02:18:12 PM  

Erma Gerdd: [img.fark.net image 291x235]
/oblig


Also oblig

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2018-03-08 02:19:59 PM  
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2018-03-08 02:22:01 PM  
Along those lines make sure that your "toys" are not sitting out on the nightstand arranged by size.
Or the handcuffs on the headboard
Or your partner in the gimp suit chained to the bed.

/My friend is a real estate agent and had actually seen the first two.
 
2018-03-08 02:23:37 PM  
This guy can make the sale.

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2018-03-08 02:28:39 PM  
In order for this to be believed, this dude must just hang around his house buck naked all the time.  At some point one day, it occurred to him that he really needed to get those photos done for the real estate person...

So he went and grabbed his camera, and at no point did it occur to him that he was still naked.

Yeah, I'm gonna call shenanigans on that.  There is no accident here.
 
2018-03-08 02:30:20 PM  
gunther_bumpass


2. HDR. Crank it to 11. Should look like a Thomas Kincade painting of a Thomas Kincade painting.


This farking pisses me off more than anything,
 
2018-03-08 02:31:22 PM  
after cleaning his maisonette, he was warm so he stripped off....

uh huh.  That room isn't nearly clean enough to have make him break a sweat.
 
2018-03-08 02:31:27 PM  
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2018-03-08 02:31:45 PM  

durbnpoisn: In order for this to be believed, this dude must just hang around his house buck naked all the time.  At some point one day, it occurred to him that he really needed to get those photos done for the real estate person...

So he went and grabbed his camera, and at no point did it occur to him that he was still naked.

Yeah, I'm gonna call shenanigans on that.  There is no accident here.


He didn't mean for his agent to upload them to the site though. He only intended to sexually harass his agent and then claim omg, I had no idea that pic was there! I'm guessing he has a long history of sending unwanted dickpix.
 
2018-03-08 02:33:17 PM  
I want to say it was 2008, but I was looking for an apartment on Craigslist and there was a naked man walking into the frame. I know I have it saved somewhere, because it was so out there.  I still saw the apartment and it was gorgeous, but the guy was a weirdo who said you couldn't have your own furniture and had to use his.  That was not in the ad.  I don't use used beds.
 
2018-03-08 02:35:59 PM  
Looks like it might be a trend? Lol

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2018-03-08 02:39:14 PM  
Sex sells
 
2018-03-08 02:40:06 PM  
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2018-03-08 02:41:49 PM  
The one thing I notice from online ads and YouTubes is that, apparently, no one knows how to farking run a vacuum cleaner. Seriously, some people are straight up pigs in their own homes.

I'm not mad at you, Helga. I'm mad at the dirt.
 
2018-03-08 02:42:19 PM  
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2018-03-08 02:43:46 PM  
At least it wasn't a giant dildo

NSFW
 
2018-03-08 02:44:27 PM  

phenn: The one thing I notice from online ads and YouTubes is that, apparently, no one knows how to farking run a vacuum cleaner. Seriously, some people are straight up pigs in their own homes.

I'm not mad at you, Helga. I'm mad at the dirt.


Vacuuming sucks.
 
2018-03-08 02:44:31 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Sex sells


Yeah, except when it's, like, not sexy.

It's sadly common to see a zaftig 40-something trying to help her boyfriend sell his crappy used car. I'm like, "Dude, it's a Honda Accord. Just tell me how many miles are on it and show me the body damage you did a half-assed job of repairing."
 
2018-03-08 02:47:29 PM  
Same with the bottles of lube and sex toys next to the bed, it took a minute to realize the blurred mirror.
 
2018-03-08 02:49:00 PM  
It was an accident...
Kind of like all those people who end up in the emergency room with weird objects inside their rectums.
"I was vacuuming naked and somehow this broom handle ended up there. Must have backed into it and not noticed." Or... "I cook naked. I tripped and I fell onto the cucumber. Totally unbelievable, I know, but it's true. One in a million shot."
 
2018-03-08 02:49:05 PM  
Newspaper name checks out.
 
2018-03-08 02:56:30 PM  

durbnpoisn: In order for this to be believed, this dude must just hang around his house buck naked all the time.  At some point one day, it occurred to him that he really needed to get those photos done for the real estate person...

So he went and grabbed his camera, and at no point did it occur to him that he was still naked.

Yeah, I'm gonna call shenanigans on that.  There is no accident here.


Yeah I bet he also told the ER doc, "I was painting my ceiling naked because I didn't want to get paint all over my clothes when I slipped off the ladder and landed on a paint brush which I had propped against a paint can and...well...it was a one in a million shot, doc."
 
2018-03-08 03:04:40 PM  

Slypork: durbnpoisn: In order for this to be believed, this dude must just hang around his house buck naked all the time.  At some point one day, it occurred to him that he really needed to get those photos done for the real estate person...

So he went and grabbed his camera, and at no point did it occur to him that he was still naked.

Yeah, I'm gonna call shenanigans on that.  There is no accident here.

Yeah I bet he also told the ER doc, "I was painting my ceiling naked because I didn't want to get paint all over my clothes when I slipped off the ladder and landed on a paint brush which I had propped against a paint can and...well...it was a one in a million shot, doc."


That's actually how I was conceived.
 
2018-03-08 03:09:39 PM  
It says he had just spent time cleaning up the room but you can still see junk.
 
2018-03-08 03:13:02 PM  
We've seen this supposed "accident" too many times. Pervs have figured out that content-starved "news" outlets will always publish the story.
 
2018-03-08 03:36:49 PM  

LordOfThePings: This guy can make the sale.

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More like Rod Stewart
 
2018-03-08 03:40:43 PM  

gunther_bumpass: My course in Real Estate Photography:

1. Get a wide lens. No. Wider. WIDER. Every straight line should look curved. 
2. HDR. Crank it to 11. Should look like a Thomas Kincade painting of a Thomas Kincade painting. 
3. Wonder why everyone thinks real estate agents are farking idiots.


My course: 10mm lens
Be available with less than 24 hours notice.
Have photos sorted, fixed up, and dropboxed within an hour of leaving the home.
Don't get caught ogling agents yoga pants clad posterior.
 
2018-03-08 03:45:48 PM  
The cameras have improved since 2008, but the reflectoporn remains just as bad.
 
2018-03-08 03:52:29 PM  

eyeq360: It was an accident...
Kind of like all those people who end up in the emergency room with weird objects inside their rectums.
"I was vacuuming naked and somehow this broom handle ended up there. Must have backed into it and not noticed." Or... "I cook naked. I tripped and I fell onto the cucumber. Totally unbelievable, I know, but it's true. One in a million shot."


Damn. Just missed it. One in a million shot
 
2018-03-08 03:52:40 PM  

AllUpInYa: LordOfThePings: This guy can make the sale.

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More like Rod Stewart


I think he knows that.
 
2018-03-08 04:03:34 PM  

Get Rich or Try Dyin': [img.fark.net image 539x287]


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2018-03-08 04:11:04 PM  

the_innkeeper: I have discovered that our British cousins are far more freaky in the sheets than they let on.


User name checks out.

Give us details.
 
2018-03-08 04:11:56 PM  

serpent_sky: I want to say it was 2008, but I was looking for an apartment on Craigslist and there was a naked man walking into the frame. I know I have it saved somewhere, because it was so out there.  I still saw the apartment and it was gorgeous, but the guy was a weirdo who said you couldn't have your own furniture and had to use his.  That was not in the ad.  I don't use used beds.


So you buy a new bed every day?
Must be expensive.
 
2018-03-08 04:26:24 PM  

gunther_bumpass: My course in Real Estate Photography:

1. Get a wide lens. No. Wider. WIDER. Every straight line should look curved. 
2. HDR. Crank it to 11. Should look like a Thomas Kincade painting of a Thomas Kincade painting. 
3. Wonder why everyone thinks real estate agents are farking idiots.


So much this. We sold our house last year  and I couldn't even recognize it from the photos. I wish we'd been living in the house that was pictured.

/sold the hell out of it though
//16k over asking
 
2018-03-08 04:28:55 PM  
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